Yahookan Insider Knowledge Thread:

Geeno · 04-13-2011, 03:05 PM

ITT we post insider knowledge.

This has to do with whatever field of life you are in or have spent serious time in. This way we can help yahookans avoid being scammed or spending unnecessary money.

1) Keep your refrigerator door closed. The longer you have it open the harder it has to work and the shorter it will live. This is a big one for you people because I know you open the door and stare into infinity.

2) If your AC breaks: open it up. Look at what is going on inside of it. Is there a loose wire? Is the drain clogged? Is there a gaping hole somewhere there shouldn't be?

3) If you have problems with major appliances like this: Check for warranty status or google it. If the warranty is still in effect: call it in. If you try to repair something under warranty and get in over your head trying to fix it yourself; you may have voided the warranty.

Bearsy · 04-13-2011, 04:00 PM

If your dick gets raw, stop masturbating so much.
Or find a better lube.

That's p much all I got.

The Rev · 04-13-2011, 04:15 PM

It's important to wipe front to back, especially if you are a girl.

The Rev

Geeno · 04-13-2011, 04:17 PM

THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE GOOD THREADS

but continue.

Bearsy · 04-13-2011, 04:21 PM

No but for real, if you're trying to look at the stars but it's kind of bright out, cover your eyes like you're miming binoculars.
It blocks out the light around you and makes the sky look significantly darker.

HTAM · 04-13-2011, 04:40 PM

A single slice of buttered bread is the best way to butter corn on the cob.

osirus2020 · 04-13-2011, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by higherthanamile

A single slice of buttered bread is the best way to butter corn on the cob.

Is it really the best way to butter corn on the cob, or the best way to corn cob your buttered bread?

**Jimmycube** · 04-13-2011, 05:37 PM

dont use soap to masturbate in the shower...

trying to think of anything i may have learned in the graphic design/advertising field.....pirate everything that begins with the word adobe obviously. Just go ahead and pirate everything really.

this isnt really helpful but we do laugh a lot about trying to think of new ways to sell people essentially the exact same product over and over again when a new version comes out, this happens a lot with the Iphone (just to be clear i mean selling through local retailers, if i did advertising with apple directly i would really be making bank)

my_scatterheart · 04-13-2011, 05:41 PM

If you wash a tube of superglue with all your favorite clothes and all your clothes come out of the wash/dryer glued to each other - use lighter fluid to dab it out.
If you shrink the fuck out of wool, put it in luke warm water in the tub with creamy shampoo and carefully stretch your garment back to size.

Don't ask a girl "Why you so sexy today?" Protip: if you want a girl to talk to you, don't come up with a question that theres no answer to. It doesn't provoke conversation.

Xil · 04-13-2011, 05:42 PM

i just roll the cob on a stick of butter.

makes sure to clean your ac unit, i had this old one that didnt work well then i cleaned it one day and it works probably twice as well.

do you hate telemarketers? yea, they hate themselves more.

Kompressor · 04-13-2011, 05:42 PM

Wear your shoes loose.

**Jimmycube** · 04-13-2011, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my_scatterheart

Don't ask a girl "Why you so sexy today?"

every time i ask a girl that question they always reply with "Because i knew i was going to meet u tonight"

then we go directly to sex...so Protip: dont listen to scatter

my_scatterheart · 04-13-2011, 06:04 PM

protip: jc is a liar.

Jester4yall · 04-13-2011, 06:08 PM

1) Don't forget to put the drain plug back in your oil pan before you add the oil.
2) Keep the software that comes with your pc
3) Measure twice cut once
4) Its not always righty tighty lefty loosey
5) Don't buy the cow if you can get the milk for free
6) Never ask if you can put it in her ass just do it.. She'll love the surprise

**Jimmycube** · 04-13-2011, 06:08 PM

no i am not!

if i was one of the "stars" of teen mom my Protips would be

1. use condoms
2. use birth control
3. abortion...use it.

Jester4yall · 04-13-2011, 06:17 PM

^4) close them legs every now and again

José · 04-13-2011, 06:28 PM

The cake is NOT a lie.

It's A Way Of Life420 · 04-13-2011, 06:34 PM

Just because you don't know what you want to do with yourlife doesn't mean it's not worth living. If you seek it, it will never come

condom+birthcontrol= ftw

Get the fuck out of your house and go explore the world!

Don't buy expensive pipe cleaner, sea salt and rubbing alcohol work twice as good and is a 6th the cost.

ionlylooklazy · 04-13-2011, 06:49 PM

always change the default password

The Rev · 04-13-2011, 06:53 PM

The best back scratcher in the world is a toilet brush (just make sure you have one that is exclusively for this purpose).

The Rev

04-13-2011, 04:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,421 Times in 2,865 Posts	It's important to wipe front to back, especially if you are a girl. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

04-13-2011, 05:41 PM	#9 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,553 Thanks: 1,487 Thanked 3,328 Times in 1,870 Posts	If you wash a tube of superglue with all your favorite clothes and all your clothes come out of the wash/dryer glued to each other - use lighter fluid to dab it out. If you shrink the fuck out of wool, put it in luke warm water in the tub with creamy shampoo and carefully stretch your garment back to size. Don't ask a girl "Why you so sexy today?" Protip: if you want a girl to talk to you, don't come up with a question that theres no answer to. It doesn't provoke conversation. __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

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Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,036 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	i just roll the cob on a stick of butter. makes sure to clean your ac unit, i had this old one that didnt work well then i cleaned it one day and it works probably twice as well. do you hate telemarketers? yea, they hate themselves more. __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

04-13-2011, 05:42 PM	#11 (permalink)
Kompressor Voice of Reason Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Illinois Posts: 8,361 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3,069 Times in 1,634 Posts	Wear your shoes loose. __________________ Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. -H. Bergson

04-13-2011, 06:04 PM	#13 (permalink)
my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,553 Thanks: 1,487 Thanked 3,328 Times in 1,870 Posts	protip: jc is a liar. __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

04-13-2011, 04:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
HTAM Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,872 Thanks: 2,368 Thanked 2,117 Times in 1,179 Posts	A single slice of buttered bread is the best way to butter corn on the cob.

04-13-2011, 06:08 PM	#14 (permalink)
Jester4yall Spark It or Park It Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Africa Posts: 3,665 Thanks: 2,780 Thanked 1,323 Times in 948 Posts	1) Don't forget to put the drain plug back in your oil pan before you add the oil. 2) Keep the software that comes with your pc 3) Measure twice cut once 4) Its not always righty tighty lefty loosey 5) Don't buy the cow if you can get the milk for free 6) Never ask if you can put it in her ass just do it.. She'll love the surprise __________________ http://i.imgur.com/CTV2E.gif In matters of style, swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock. -Thomas Jefferson You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed. - Larry Flynt

04-13-2011, 06:17 PM	#16 (permalink)
Jester4yall Spark It or Park It Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Africa Posts: 3,665 Thanks: 2,780 Thanked 1,323 Times in 948 Posts	^4) close them legs every now and again __________________ http://i.imgur.com/CTV2E.gif In matters of style, swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock. -Thomas Jefferson You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed. - Larry Flynt

04-13-2011, 06:28 PM	#17 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,369 Thanks: 62 Thanked 149 Times in 74 Posts	The cake is NOT a lie.

04-13-2011, 06:34 PM	#18 (permalink)
It's A Way Of Life420 Mr. Nice Guy Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: the prairie Posts: 707 Thanks: 56 Thanked 86 Times in 64 Posts	Just because you don't know what you want to do with yourlife doesn't mean it's not worth living. If you seek it, it will never come condom+birthcontrol= ftw Get the fuck out of your house and go explore the world! Don't buy expensive pipe cleaner, sea salt and rubbing alcohol work twice as good and is a 6th the cost. __________________ In the San Francisco jail Before he got out on bail Kesey met a kid with magic fingernails. "Take a lick," said the kid And everybody did. They all licked his nails and blew their lids. Twenty-seven psyches Going off like Nike Missiles through the lye-scoured Concrete skyways of the San Francisco Jail. The kid had LSD on his magic fingernails.

04-13-2011, 06:49 PM	#19 (permalink)
ionlylooklazy no left turn unstoned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: washington Posts: 4,045 Thanks: 56 Thanked 559 Times in 292 Posts	always change the default password

04-13-2011, 06:53 PM	#20 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,421 Times in 2,865 Posts	The best back scratcher in the world is a toilet brush (just make sure you have one that is exclusively for this purpose). The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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