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Old 04-14-2011, 01:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Proof that God's Sense of Humor is Even More Fucked Up than Mine

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Old 04-14-2011, 01:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Serves 'em right for paying the Stupid Tax.
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Old 04-14-2011, 01:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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stupid old people. youve already lived, stop playing the lotto.
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Old 04-14-2011, 06:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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It's like we're in fucking bizarro world or something. Smoke a joint? Go to jail! Kill an entire ecosytem, and possibly much more than that? Get a golden parachute.

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i liked the part about a local news channel ditching them for royal wedding coverage. b news replaces b news
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Old 04-14-2011, 09:09 PM   #6 (permalink)
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No man, YOU are God. I'm just you.



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Old 04-15-2011, 04:05 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Did I just read a story of understanding and reasoning for breakfast? What is this bullshit.


Quick, need story of frivolous lawsuit and blood rage to even keel!
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Old 04-15-2011, 04:12 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I've always felt that G-d is the producer and director of a tragic comedy. We are merely actors playing out our roles.
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Old 04-15-2011, 11:30 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I'm not sure how I missed this but damn that's funny. Captn is right them getting ditched by the today show is classic. Rev your a twisted fuck but I always enjoyed you sense of humor keep it up!
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I've always felt that G-d is the producer and director of a tragic comedy. We are merely actors playing out our roles.
God is the worst producer/director EVER
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Old 04-15-2011, 04:34 PM   #11 (permalink)
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how many other directors can direct someone else while that person is directing people O.O
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