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Old 04-23-2011, 09:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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You know what grinds my gears?

I don't always smoke weed, but when I want to - I have a fucking random lurking around the corner.

Plus they've been known to random people a week later on some "just checkin" type shit.

This invasion of my privacy shit is just annoying. I could go smoke crack, shoot some dope drop some tabs and do all kinds of funky drugs.

But I can't smoke some fucking weed on the weekend, on the chance that it lingers in my system longer than 48 hrs.
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Old 04-23-2011, 10:28 AM   #2 (permalink)
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possible to fake the test?
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Old 04-23-2011, 10:37 AM   #3 (permalink)
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are you smoking with coworkers or something? is someone snitching on you?

or does it just seem like the rando comes right after you smoke, just because
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Old 04-23-2011, 11:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
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mafoo i think he means he has a randon drug test coming up and weed stays in your system for a long time

but harder drugs don't stay in your system for as long

so he can smoke crack shoot dope pop pills and it wouldn't be a big deal but god forbid he smokes a joint because then he'll be screwed
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shouldn't smoke weed or do illegal things, not good for you.
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Old 04-23-2011, 11:13 AM   #6 (permalink)
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ah i got that, thanks mikey. i just thought he meant that the random always happens right after he smokes.

its complete bs the way drug testing works.
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I used to show up to work at the docks stone sober every day, work my full shift and go home, settle in and then smoke my joint and ponder the loss of my job if I were to be asked to piss in a cup.

Meanwhile, the rest of the guys were two beers in when they show up, have another 40 for lunch and then go home to enjoy a six pack and some carne asada worry free.


All because InsureCorp wants a 'drug free' workplace.


America, land of the free (to consume in a blinding haze of debt) home of the brave (-ly believing they actually have a handle on this fucked up shit). Long may she wane...
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That's what I'm saying. Mad alcoholics and people on all kinds of pills but I'll be damned if I try to smoke a joint.
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Fucking retarded. Drug testing doesn't ever catch anyone but smokers.

if the fucking police don't get drug tested (here anyway) no one else should
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It amazes me that, in spite of the huge civil rights violation that is drug prohibition, people actually support this crap. This country thrives on ignorance, where it once thrived on innovation and daring. It's endgame for the Empire.



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Understand first and foremost it isn't an issue of legality or permission, this has nothing to do with any kind of rights, it has everything to do with economics.

Impaired people are liabilities and you'll be charged more to insure them because they might be impaired.

InsureCorp want you to waddle out of your box and into the factory and do your 8 and when you're done, waddle back to your box and stare at the wall for the other 16.
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I thought u meant a random acquaintance happens to show up as soon as you spark a bowl waiting to get a few hits.
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Smoke weed.


Get fired.


Adapt.





Or don't, and don't.
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Well most companies drug test because it's cheaper on their insurance. And some job types obviously are government regulated. If you think drug tests are about anything but money, you're wrong. Very few businesses actually give a shit about a drug-free workplace. They just want lower premiums, and the insurance companies use it as an easy way to not have to pay out medical expenses. It's all money homies.
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That's what I'm saying. Mad alcoholics and people on all kinds of pills but I'll be damned if I try to smoke a joint.
Welcome to america

You could always start your own business....lol...
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Old 04-23-2011, 02:45 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I'll smoke weed if I want to. They make fake piss these days.

Also, I have plans for a wig of synthetic hair for those unlucky ass-clowns that get follicle tested. Patent Pending ofc.
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these are the kinds of things unions help stop. just sayin'.
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I always wonder if they drug test at the drug test factory. like how do you even apply there?
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mafoo i think he means he has a randon drug test coming up and weed stays in your system for a long time

but harder drugs don't stay in your system for as long

so he can smoke crack shoot dope pop pills and it wouldn't be a big deal but god forbid he smokes a joint because then he'll be screwed
Yeah, that is fucking cunty. Therefore, drug testing is just a measure of controlling people's behavior. DON'T WORK FOR COMPANIES THAT DRUG TEST. They don't deserve your dedication nor your talent.
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