Post basless lies about the person above you.. (game) - Page 5

Kompressor · 05-02-2011, 09:34 AM

^ Killed a man for hurting a fly.

**SageTree** · 05-02-2011, 09:38 AM

^that's no lie....

You know that song about the Old Lady who swallowed one?
I fucked her up kids....

All those verses were just comedic relief to cover up the atrocity of the whole thing.....

Jester4yall · 05-02-2011, 09:52 AM

^uses his beard to smuggle drugs across the border

Parallax · 05-02-2011, 11:05 AM

^best part of him ran down the crack of his momma's ass

**SageTree** · 05-02-2011, 11:11 AM

^best part of YOU ran down his Momz Leg!!!!

Xil · 05-02-2011, 11:18 AM

^Is actually the second coming of christ but got stoned, met a woman, and forgot about the whole rapture thing

José · 05-02-2011, 11:22 AM

^is a neckbeard who thinks he's legit

José · 05-02-2011, 11:22 AM

oh yeah, I forgot these are supposed to be lies.

Xil · 05-02-2011, 11:32 AM

aaawww i wuv u 2

José · 05-02-2011, 11:36 AM

**SageTree** · 05-02-2011, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xil

^Is actually the second coming of christ but got stoned, met a woman, and forgot about the whole rapture thing

nigga that IS the second coming....
don't believe everything you read

including this......

You ever read "The Last Temptation of Christ"?

Xil · 05-02-2011, 11:51 AM

nah, never have. might have to put it on my summer reading list (which is getting pretty big, only one sleepless week to go). seems like the premise makes sense though, what kind of sacrifice would jesus be making if it were not a choice, and if he did not have temptations how could he have choice?
i've had to read a lot of books dealing with free will and the powers of man this summer, so i guess i'm kind of inclined to frame everything christian in that context right now (Augustine's On The Free Choice of the Will, Some Aquinas and Abailard, Bonaventura's On the Mind's Road to God [my favorite], etc)

^ once witnessed allah and buddha singing at the savior's feast, while above them in the sky an arabian rabbi fed quaker oats to a priest. after seeing this he decided that everything was pretty good, as it is not bad, and thus is all the same. realizing this, he can never complain.
edit: john prine - pretty good

**SageTree** · 05-02-2011, 12:00 PM

There is also a movie that will get the idea across to you.
I've never read a book so fast in all my life though.
It was REALLY good and changed my perspective for sure.

^Doesn't know what he's talking about

SmokeaJoint · 05-02-2011, 12:18 PM

^has a homoerotic relationship with a Panda Bear.

**SageTree** · 05-02-2011, 12:22 PM

^Got his number from your bed time friend Kungfu Panda.

adventure · 05-02-2011, 12:36 PM

^ just an unkempt Basil Bush

**SageTree** · 05-02-2011, 12:39 PM

^Loves salty nuts!!!!!

adventure · 05-02-2011, 12:43 PM

Really prefers the Spring

**SageTree** · 05-02-2011, 01:13 PM

Spring into Fall, That is!!!!

^ Is a person I didn't miss while I was away.

Parallax · 05-02-2011, 01:23 PM

^bastard son of a pig and a dog

05-02-2011, 09:34 AM	#81 (permalink)
Kompressor Voice of Reason Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Illinois Posts: 8,361 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3,069 Times in 1,634 Posts	^ Killed a man for hurting a fly. __________________ Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. -H. Bergson

05-02-2011, 09:38 AM	#82 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,769 Times in 4,664 Posts	^that's no lie.... You know that song about the Old Lady who swallowed one? I fucked her up kids.... All those verses were just comedic relief to cover up the atrocity of the whole thing..... __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

05-02-2011, 09:52 AM	#83 (permalink)
Jester4yall Spark It or Park It Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Africa Posts: 3,665 Thanks: 2,780 Thanked 1,323 Times in 948 Posts	^uses his beard to smuggle drugs across the border __________________ http://i.imgur.com/CTV2E.gif In matters of style, swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock. -Thomas Jefferson You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed. - Larry Flynt

05-02-2011, 11:05 AM	#84 (permalink)
Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,739 Thanks: 160 Thanked 590 Times in 318 Posts	^best part of him ran down the crack of his momma's ass __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!

05-02-2011, 11:11 AM	#85 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,769 Times in 4,664 Posts	^best part of YOU ran down his Momz Leg!!!! __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

05-02-2011, 11:18 AM	#86 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,036 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	^Is actually the second coming of christ but got stoned, met a woman, and forgot about the whole rapture thing __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

05-02-2011, 11:22 AM	#87 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,370 Thanks: 62 Thanked 149 Times in 74 Posts	^is a neckbeard who thinks he's legit

05-02-2011, 11:22 AM	#88 (permalink)
José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,370 Thanks: 62 Thanked 149 Times in 74 Posts	oh yeah, I forgot these are supposed to be lies.

05-02-2011, 11:32 AM	#89 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,036 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	aaawww i wuv u 2 __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

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José YaHookan Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,370 Thanks: 62 Thanked 149 Times in 74 Posts

05-02-2011, 11:51 AM	#92 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,036 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	nah, never have. might have to put it on my summer reading list (which is getting pretty big, only one sleepless week to go). seems like the premise makes sense though, what kind of sacrifice would jesus be making if it were not a choice, and if he did not have temptations how could he have choice? i've had to read a lot of books dealing with free will and the powers of man this summer, so i guess i'm kind of inclined to frame everything christian in that context right now (Augustine's On The Free Choice of the Will, Some Aquinas and Abailard, Bonaventura's On the Mind's Road to God [my favorite], etc) ^ once witnessed allah and buddha singing at the savior's feast, while above them in the sky an arabian rabbi fed quaker oats to a priest. after seeing this he decided that everything was pretty good, as it is not bad, and thus is all the same. realizing this, he can never complain. edit: john prine - pretty good __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do" Last edited by Xil; 05-02-2011 at 12:01 PM.

05-02-2011, 12:00 PM	#93 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,769 Times in 4,664 Posts	There is also a movie that will get the idea across to you. I've never read a book so fast in all my life though. It was REALLY good and changed my perspective for sure. ^Doesn't know what he's talking about __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

05-02-2011, 12:22 PM	#95 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,769 Times in 4,664 Posts	^Got his number from your bed time friend Kungfu Panda. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

05-02-2011, 12:36 PM	#96 (permalink)
adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,742 Thanks: 1,852 Thanked 1,467 Times in 1,093 Posts	^ just an unkempt Basil Bush __________________ Coming Full Range

05-02-2011, 12:39 PM	#97 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,769 Times in 4,664 Posts	^Loves salty nuts!!!!! __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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05-02-2011, 12:43 PM	#98 (permalink)
adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,742 Thanks: 1,852 Thanked 1,467 Times in 1,093 Posts	Really prefers the Spring __________________ Coming Full Range

05-02-2011, 01:13 PM	#99 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,769 Times in 4,664 Posts	Spring into Fall, That is!!!! ^ Is a person I didn't miss while I was away. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

05-02-2011, 01:23 PM	#100 (permalink)
Parallax Admiral Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,739 Thanks: 160 Thanked 590 Times in 318 Posts	^bastard son of a pig and a dog __________________ FUCK THE ROBOTS!!! NUKE THE WHALES!!!