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Spark It or Park It
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Saw this on another forum and thought it might work here on the 'hooka. Pretty simple really just post a baseless lie about the person above you. Probably best to post a rule or 2.
1. No talking about significant others or families (some shit is just not cool) 2. Keep them somewhat non hurtful. (We're all in this shit together) Let's see if we can make this work enjoy!
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In matters of style, swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock. -Thomas Jefferson You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed. - Larry Flynt Last edited by Jester4yall; 05-01-2011 at 03:35 PM. |
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willie d
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^most likely was or is a juggalo
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Spark It or Park It
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Got kicked outta the sandbox for a year in 3rd grade
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In matters of style, swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock. -Thomas Jefferson You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed. - Larry Flynt |
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Om nom
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^ran a train on jesters mom
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Hello Darkness
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^Faps to Pilgrim's Progress
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Learner
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Secretly prefers Idaho
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Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!! |
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Om nom
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^eats all the vaginas
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Freedom Bird
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^stole all my make up and underwear
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willie d
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^ran the boston marathon
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Old School
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I once went to breakfast with this^ asshole.
So, we're at this diner, it's sunday morning, and we're hungover as fuck. The waiter comes to the table and his name is 'Chachi' because it's a 50's themed restaurant. And he's Korean. Which automatically makes it funny for a number or reasons that you could grasp out of the air. I order biscuits and gravy with eggs OM, and the sourdough toast. And a Screwdriver. So 'Chachi' looks over at MIB and he say's I'll have coffee and the 'Big Daddy' which is 2 eggs, choice of meat, and pancakes OR a side of toast. Chachi gets to the part where he asks MIB what he wants and rattles off 'White Wheat, or Sourdough, or Pancakes', and MIB says "What would you have?" Chachi didn't understand it. It's not a question in the code that his mind follows for the diner crowd on sunday morning. Or any other morning for that matter. Chachi repeats the choice of starch again. MIB says "What would you have?" a little more insistently, and I start to snicker because WTF is a universal expression, and that's what Chachi has on his face when he looks at me. Chachi is a champion though. And he makes his third attempt. At at volume loud enough for anyone within 20 feet of us to hear, MIB lets it go. "WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE?" And everyone within 20 feet of us turns around and and conversation falls silent. Chachi, still keeping it together says, "I don't like toast." And I lost it. I threw my head back and had quite possibly one of the loudest outbursts of laughter ever. And finally, after drilling Chachi for his choice of starch, MIB says, "Well, I'll have the pancakes then." Believe that. |
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Spark It or Park It
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^is posting from inside a stolen barbi playhouse
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