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Old 05-07-2011, 11:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Impeccable logic

"But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day."

In 2 Peter 3:8, which is quoted above, Holy God reminds us that one day is as 1,000 years. Therefore, with the correct understanding that the seven days referred to in Genesis 7:4 can be understood as 7,000 years, we learn that when God told Noah there were seven days to escape worldwide destruction, He was also telling the world there would be exactly 7,000 years (one day is as 1,000 years) to escape the wrath of God that would come when He destroys the world on Judgment Day. Because Holy Infinite God is all-knowing, He knows the end from the beginning. He knew how sinful the world would become.

Seven thousand years after 4990 B.C. (the year of the Flood) is the year 2011 A.D. (our calendar).

4990 + 2011 – 1 = 7,000

[One year must be subtracted in going from an Old Testament B.C. calendar date to a New Testament A.D. calendar date because the calendar does not have a year zero.]

Thus Holy God is showing us by the words of 2 Peter 3:8 that He wants us to know that exactly 7,000 years after He destroyed the world with water in Noah’s day, He plans to destroy the entire world forever. Because the year 2011 A.D. is exactly 7,000 years after 4990 B.C. when the flood began, the Bible has given us absolute proof that the year 2011 is the end of the world during the Day of Judgment, which will come on the last day of the Day of Judgment.

Amazingly, May 21, 2011 is the 17th day of the 2nd month of the Biblical calendar of our day. Remember, the flood waters also began on the 17th day of the 2nd month, in the year 4990 B.C.

The Holy Bible gives several additional astounding proofs that May 21, 2011 is very accurate as the time for the Day of Judgment. For more information on this subject, you may request a copy of We Are Almost There, available free of charge from Family Radio.

God is proving to us that we have very accurately learned from the Holy Bible God’s time-plan for the end of the world.

JUDGMENT DAY

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Old 05-07-2011, 11:46 AM   #2 (permalink)
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The bible also says no man can predict the return of Jesus, not even Him himself. I assume the world will end after the "return" of Christ, so going off that assumption than it guarantees that because YOU said the world will end on May 21, you essentially guarantee it WON'T.

I don't believe in any of that, but thats what the Bible says so it must be true eh?
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you cant argue bullshit with bullshit.
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Damnit! Can't argue bullshit with logic either, so what are we to do?
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laugh at them like the clowns they are

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May 21st. This IS great news. Now, I don't have to worry about getting a job. Winning!



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BTW, the story of Noah has to be the most retarded story in the entire bible, as a large number of animal species survive from eating other animals. Besides, how could he possibly have collected hundreds of thousands of pairs of animals, the vast majority of which lived in impossibly far away locations, including the other side of the globe? It's the most far fetched premise in any story yet written.



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my birthday is may 22.

I also expect to live for another 40 years, give or take.

so I call bullshit.




























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