The Badass Shit Thread

The Rev · 05-18-2011, 03:28 PM

Titanoboa - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Titanoboa, pronounced /taɪˌtænəˈboʊ.ə/ ty-tan-ə-boh-ə, meaning "titanic boa,"[1] is a genus of snake that lived approximately 60 to 58 million years ago, in the Paleocene epoch,[2] a 10-million-year period immediately following the dinosaur extinction event.[3]

By comparing the sizes and shapes of its fossilized vertebrae to those of extant snakes, researchers estimated that the T. cerrejonensis reached a maximum length of 12 to 15 m (40 to 50 ft),[4] weighed about 1,135 kg (2,500 lb),[1] and measured about 1 m (3 ft) in diameter at the thickest part of the body.[5][6]

Not to be fucked with.

The Rev

**SageTree** · 05-18-2011, 03:34 PM

Never been happy to have something extinct until now......

**SageTree** · 05-18-2011, 03:49 PM

Different kind of bad ass....

Elephantiasis

Cerpin Taxt · 05-18-2011, 04:39 PM

Parallax · 05-18-2011, 07:23 PM

falconry

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Falconry is "the taking of wild quarry in its natural state and habitat by means of a trained raptor".[1] There are two traditional terms used to describe a person involved in falconry: a falconer flies a falcon; an austringer (German origin) flies a hawk (Accipiter and some buteos and similar) or an eagle (Aquila or similar). In modern falconry the Red-tailed Hawk (Buteo jamaicensis) and the Harris hawk are often used. The words "hawking" and "hawker" have become used so much to mean petty traveling traders, that the terms "falconer" and "falconry" now apply to all use of trained birds of prey to catch game. In early English falconry literature, the word "falcon" referred to a female falcon only, while the word "hawk" or "hawke" referred to a female hawk only. A male hawk or falcon was referred to as a "tiercel" (sometimes spelled "tercel") as it was roughly one third less than the female in size.[2][3] Many contemporary practitioners still use these words in their original meaning. The practice of hunting a trained falconry bird is also called "hawking" or "gamehawking".

YouTube - ‪Hunting with Hawks‬&rlm;

my_scatterheart · 05-18-2011, 07:31 PM

I thought this was going to be about big poops.

Kompressor · 05-18-2011, 07:34 PM

Parallax · 05-18-2011, 07:36 PM

what a dweed his shoes dont even match

**SageTree** · 05-18-2011, 08:01 PM

I low blow... to a little man... too bad I think they DO match

Suliman · 05-18-2011, 11:12 PM

adventure · 05-19-2011, 06:40 AM

YouTube - ‪Monkey taunts tigers‬&rlm;

Mikey · 05-19-2011, 07:42 AM

Jester4yall · 05-19-2011, 08:01 AM

^i need one for my bathroom... It'd be more fun than a magazine while on the shitter

Über King · 05-19-2011, 09:30 AM

The Vimeo HD Channel on Vimeo

bitchin surfing video up on there called Dark Side of The Lens. I couldnt get the embedding to work. internet fail.

The Rev · 05-19-2011, 01:42 PM

YouTube - ‪Big Wave Surfing‬&rlm;

Tow-in surfing - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Tow-in surfing was pioneered by Laird Hamilton, Buzzy Kerbox, Dave Kalama, Sandra Chevally, Thomas Bernard, and others in the mid 1990s. A surfer is towed into a breaking wave by a partner driving a personal watercraft (PWC, commonly known by the brand name Jet Ski) or a helicopter with an attached tow-line. This method has a demonstrated advantage in situations where the wave is too large (such as Peʻahi off the north side of Maui), or where position on the wave is extremely critical (Teahupoo off southeast Tahiti).
The use of a helicopter for tow-in surfing started to appear in the mid 2000s, and has several advantages over the use of a personal watercraft. The pilot, positioned high above the surfer, is able to spot large waves from farther away and position the surfer accordingly. A helicopter can go faster, and is not affected by the ocean surface like a watercraft, but is much more expensive to operate.

The Rev

Mikey · 05-20-2011, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Jester4yall

^i need one for my bathroom... It'd be more fun than a magazine while on the shitter

all yours for a little over 6k$

Aquarium Fish Tank Sink

Jester4yall · 05-20-2011, 07:14 AM

Not bad I'll take 2

Edit: I want the fish tank toilet to match... That price was 33% off too.. Wow

Mikey · 05-20-2011, 07:21 AM

i don't like tennis
but even i have to admit this old man is bad fucking ass

YouTube - ‪MANSOUR BAHRAMI - Tennis' Greatest Entertainer‬& rlm;

adventure · 05-20-2011, 09:30 AM

I would want to kill him if I was playing against him

Mescalito · 05-23-2011, 02:40 AM

05-18-2011, 03:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,421 Times in 2,865 Posts	The Badass Shit Thread Titanoboa - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Titanoboa, pronounced /taɪˌtænəˈboʊ.ə/ ty-tan-ə-boh-ə, meaning "titanic boa,"[1] is a genus of snake that lived approximately 60 to 58 million years ago, in the Paleocene epoch,[2] a 10-million-year period immediately following the dinosaur extinction event.[3] By comparing the sizes and shapes of its fossilized vertebrae to those of extant snakes, researchers estimated that the T. cerrejonensis reached a maximum length of 12 to 15 m (40 to 50 ft),[4] weighed about 1,135 kg (2,500 lb),[1] and measured about 1 m (3 ft) in diameter at the thickest part of the body.[5][6] Not to be fucked with. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

05-18-2011, 03:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,769 Times in 4,664 Posts	Never been happy to have something extinct until now...... __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

05-18-2011, 03:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,769 Times in 4,664 Posts	Different kind of bad ass.... Elephantiasis __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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05-18-2011, 07:31 PM	#6 (permalink)
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05-18-2011, 08:01 PM	#9 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,769 Times in 4,664 Posts	I low blow... to a little man... too bad I think they DO match __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

05-19-2011, 07:42 AM	#12 (permalink)
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05-19-2011, 08:01 AM	#13 (permalink)
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Über King yabooban Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The ÜK Posts: 2,539 Thanks: 42 Thanked 248 Times in 117 Posts	The Vimeo HD Channel on Vimeo bitchin surfing video up on there called Dark Side of The Lens. I couldnt get the embedding to work. internet fail. __________________ You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? http://vimeo.com/user4038385/videos

05-20-2011, 07:14 AM	#17 (permalink)
Jester4yall Spark It or Park It Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Africa Posts: 3,665 Thanks: 2,780 Thanked 1,323 Times in 948 Posts	Not bad I'll take 2 Edit: I want the fish tank toilet to match... That price was 33% off too.. Wow __________________ http://i.imgur.com/CTV2E.gif In matters of style, swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock. -Thomas Jefferson You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed. - Larry Flynt Last edited by Jester4yall; 05-20-2011 at 07:20 AM.

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