BilboBudDy

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention gave a POTENTIAL ZOMBIE warning ou, and i was thinking what would be the best way to defend yourself if this actually happened....could you use the “Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse” to your advantage. i wanna hear how you would survive a Post Apocalyptic Zombie Outbreak.... what weapons would you carry, what would be your first destination of safe hold, and even do you think you would survive?

P.S. here is the site and artical if you would like to check it out
CDC Warning On Zombie Apocalypse — Really | CommonHealth

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Medicine will be in high demand in the (theoretical post-apocalypse) future. Once all the pain pills run out it'll be nice to have some Home Grown Medicine.

Xil

if this actually happened i'd be armed with a 12gauge and a machete, cuz thats what i have on hand. o and like a box of birdshot and a few shells of some 00 buck.

in my super cool fantasy scenario i'd have my two super cool expensive dream guns, as well as heaps of .357 and .308 ammo


my sidekick:

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BilboBudDy

def love the korth nice handgun... and nice sidekick, looks like one that you can keep, hopefully she kicks zombie butt just as sweet as she looks =)

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Medicine will be in high demand in the (theoretical post-apocalypse) future. Once all the pain pills run out it'll be nice to have some Home Grown Medicine.

The Rev

I've always thought that a light saber would be the perfect weapon in a zombie apocalypse scenario.



The Rev

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Xil

yep, no hazardous blood splatter b/c of the instant cauterization

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aft3rsh0kk

que killas old zombie thread

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Sir-Ex

Fuck it if I was in a zombie apocalypse I'd drive around in a fucking ford ranger with a chainsaw, a few axes, and a 1911, working my way through small towns, one by one. The apocalypse wouldn't be about trying to survive, it'd be about satiating my warrior lust for violent combat and terrible bloodshed.

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Smile

Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

farmergiles

Chainsaw and 12 gauge.

A sharpened spade would be handy also.

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El Coyote

You would eventually run out of ammo or gasoline.

What you need is... a fucking bear.

Think about it. Everybody will eventually no longer be able to use their weapons while you have a perfect killing machine at your disposal that will kill in the blink of any eye and has food readily available at all times. (dead bodies)

You just gotta find a way to keep somebody from getting a few tigers and teaming them up against your bear cuz then they will fuck your shit up.

No matter how ferocious your bear is, he will be no match for a group of tigers. Those niggas mean business.












Yeah, I'm ridiculously stoned.

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Xil

ya if the zombie virus is transmited to animals i guess they're your best bet.


i'd get like 20 mean ass pits. they kill all the zombies and feast on the flesh

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El Coyote

Fixed it for ya.

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<erika> i waited until right before i went to visit steven to shave my pubes

Grieves

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Štulic

Funny how nobody ever imagines the unfortunate situation of being of one the zombies.

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fenderbender

new jersey is extremely densely populated/over-populated. More people per square mile than india, and they pop out babies every second there.
If anything was to go down such as infectious disease or in this case zombies, NJ would be screwed.


I've ran the situation over many times in my head and i've come to the conclusion that i would not survive. Everyone always thinks they are gonna be one of the 5 people to initially survive the zombie apocalypse. People even think they will surive, If youre not badass and black or a nonbimbo chick youre screwed.

So yeah honestly if anything infectious broke out i would probably kill myself. You couldnt even escape from my area. Too much traffic and zombies would make it impossible.
I'd welcome death. Fuck getting torn up and eaten alive during some horrifying ordeal. I would rather go out on my own terms.

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Snowmayne

I'd catch a female zombie. Tie her up, gag her, and impregnate her thus creating a half zombie half human baby.

What good will it do? FUck if I know but it might turn out pretty cool.

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Lloydy

I live on campus at a uni that is mostly full of art students. The zombies would simply starve to death because of the lack of brains.

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fenderbender

If that logic works then we'll probably be pretty safe here in america.


Asia would be pretty fucked though. Bunch of smart people with small penises.

Inferiority complex zombies ftl

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Dr. ShinDig

the first thing one should do when moving into a new town or city is to scope out the best and highest spots to hide from zombies.

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Mikey

fuck zombies it's all about aliens!!!

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Štulic

fixd

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