Do you stand up to piss when using a regular toilet?

Rubix · 05-27-2011, 07:25 PM

Height prevents me from doing such things. Plus, the stream can spray erratically when starting the initial flow.

Parallax · 05-27-2011, 07:32 PM

are you fucking serious?

Terry · 05-27-2011, 07:45 PM

I refuse to answer this question on the grounds it may incriminate my masculinity.

Dr. ShinDig · 05-27-2011, 07:52 PM

standin up to piss unless I'm droppin a deuce anywayz

and OMG

Captain Cannabis · 05-27-2011, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terry

I refuse to answer this question on the grounds it may incriminate my masculinity.

i believe you just gave away the answer

shai_hulud · 05-27-2011, 08:32 PM

always stand except when it's the middle of the night where i sit because fuck turning on the light and fuck peeing all over the floor and catching shit in the morning yknw

shai_hulud · 05-27-2011, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rubix

Height prevents me from doing such things. Plus, the stream can spray erratically when starting the initial flow.

what, is your dick too small? nothing to hold on to to aim correctly?! YEAHBOOMSELFPROCLAIM EDMICROWANG

Burner of trees · 05-27-2011, 11:08 PM

if you asked me if i wiped sitting down or standing up i'd be willing to oblige you with an answer, but considering the legitimacy of the question I deem you as a troll, and all trolls shall die a fiery death in depths of trolldom.

Sir-Ex · 05-27-2011, 11:23 PM

I pee my pants

The Rev · 05-28-2011, 01:20 AM

Normally, I'd be more than willing to offer any and all information regarding my elimination practices in order to contribute meaningfully to this thread. However, for some reason that is beyond my ability to verbally sum up, I am reluctant to answer. I am hoping this is just a momentary thing, and not some insidious plot on the part of my subconscious mind to force me to grow up.

The Rev

Rubix · 05-28-2011, 01:28 AM

took a dump. made a thread. returned to work.,

The Rev · 05-28-2011, 02:05 AM

So simple, so brazen, yet deceptively elegant.

The Rev

The Don · 05-28-2011, 02:19 AM

I don't just stand up, I stand as far away as I can.

HTAM · 05-28-2011, 02:44 AM

I have a Piss Boy.

eldizle · 05-28-2011, 05:24 AM

I piss in the cat box at night.

my_scatterheart · 05-28-2011, 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shai_hulud

always stand except when it's the middle of the night where i sit because fuck turning on the light and fuck peeing all over the floor and catching shit in the morning yknw

thanks for sitting. she appreciates it more than you know. sometimes more than she even knows. we don't WANT to have to rage in the morning and tear your face off... but when you piss all over, we have no goddamn choice.

Qui-Bong Jinn · 05-28-2011, 06:41 AM

Well thats why we pee with the seat up in the first place, only an amateur hits the toilet bowl rim. And only a complete idiot forgets to put the seat back down (on a regular basis).

**SageTree** · 05-28-2011, 07:41 AM

Sitting to pee has its uses from time to time.

I think it's easier to burn off some gas sitting down to pee, instead of risking a back fire shart, for instance.

When I share the bathroom with my Wife I sit as I consider it a consolatory act to not whiz standing beside someone brushing their teeth. But sometimes it's more efficient in the interest of getting ready and out the door.

Middle of the night for sure.

fenderbender · 05-28-2011, 09:43 AM

lol your wife makes you sit down to pee

**SageTree** · 05-28-2011, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fenderbender

lol your wife makes you sit down to pee

Yes, since that is exactly what I said

Better look up 'consolatory'.....

I'm trying to respect her space and preferences..... me even being in there, given the size of the bathroom, is bad enough without bringing urine into the fray.... so I sit... I get what I want, and don't piss on her wishes either

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,769 Times in 4,664 Posts	Sitting to pee has its uses from time to time. I think it's easier to burn off some gas sitting down to pee, instead of risking a back fire shart, for instance. When I share the bathroom with my Wife I sit as I consider it a consolatory act to not whiz standing beside someone brushing their teeth. But sometimes it's more efficient in the interest of getting ready and out the door. Middle of the night for sure. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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