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Old 05-31-2011, 06:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Why do we lick our blood?

I think it's something primeval. Any thoughts?
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Old 05-31-2011, 06:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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thats fucking nasty, you caveman
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What? You never cut yourself and then sucked on it?

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Those Americans who believed that we could live under the illusion of isolationism wanted the American eagle to imitate the tactics of the ostrich. Now, many of those same people, afraid that we may be sticking our necks out, want our national bird to be turned into a turtle. But we prefer to retain the eagle as it is--flying high and striking hard. "FDR"
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Old 05-31-2011, 06:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
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It is primeval. It's an instinct acquired way back before modern medicine to treat wounds via tongue lashes to the affected area to cleanse it. The taste, while somewhat off-putting, is, in your mind, a kind of reward, instinctively sought-out, sort of like scratching yourself - yeah I'm just making this shit up but it sounds legit.
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Umm, salty- we like salt?
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Old 05-31-2011, 06:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I also love the taste of . blood.
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I've never sucked on a wound.

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Well no, I shouldn't say that. I've never sucked on my own wound.
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Old 05-31-2011, 07:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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pain killers and enzymes in saliva
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Well no, I shouldn't say that. I've never sucked on my own wound.
What if had a cut in your mouth?
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i just do it out of instinct to not get blood everywhere O.o
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Old 05-31-2011, 09:18 PM   #12 (permalink)
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i dont do it to get rid of the blood i do it because it somehow makes it less painful.

im guessing its just a left over instinct from back when we were more animal like

i bet theres some scientific literature about this in an evolutionary bio or psych journal
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blood always tasted metallic to me...




on a side note, back in high school, a friend of mine got whooped in a fight, and had his upper lip split up to his nose, pretty gruesome. anyways, he ended up swallowing so much blood that it made him sick which made him vomit up the blood he swallowed.

seems like an appropriate story.
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For the too lazy.... The first result of google search "Why do people lick blood"

Oral mucosa heals faster than skin,[2] suggesting that saliva may have properties that aid wound healing. Saliva contains many compounds that are antibacterial or promote healing. The enzymes lysozyme and peroxidase,[3] lactoferrin,[4] defensins,[5] cystatins and an antibody, IgA,[6] are all antibacterial. Thrombospondin and some other components are antiviral.[7][8] A protease inhibitor, secretory leukocyte protease inhibitor, is present in saliva and is both antibacterial and antiviral, and a promoter of wound healing.[9][10] Nitrates that are naturally found in saliva break down into nitric oxide on contact with skin, which will inhibit bacterial growth.[11] Saliva contains growth factors[12] such as epidermal growth factor,[13] VEGF,[14] TGF-β1,[15] leptin,[16][17] IGF-I,[18][19] lysophosphatidic acid,[20][21] hyaluronan[22] and NGF,[23][24][25] which all promote healing, although levels of EGF and NGF in humans are much lower than those in rats. In humans, histatins may play a larger role.[26][27] As well as being growth factors, IGF-I and TGF-α induce antimicrobial peptides.[28] Saliva also contains an analgesic, opiorphin.[29] Licking will also tend to debride the wound and remove gross contamination from the affected area.

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blood always tasted metallic to me...




on a side note, back in high school, a friend of mine got whooped in a fight, and had his upper lip split up to his nose, pretty gruesome. anyways, he ended up swallowing so much blood that it made him sick which made him vomit up the blood he swallowed.

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Old 06-01-2011, 07:56 AM   #18 (permalink)
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the iron is heavier, and gravity will then make it flow backwards, because of the earth's magnetic attraction to iron.
how much lube does it take to pull that one out of you bum?
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Sorry my previous post.... I meant the Iron is the metallic taste.

and you don't lean backwards to prevent blood from dripping into your stomach and getting you sick....
sorry for the confusions,
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Old 06-01-2011, 01:06 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I don't mind the taste of my blood, I don't like it though. I thought it was common knowledge that saliva has anti-bacterial shit in it, I always lick my wounds.
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