For fucks sake, get your rodents straight!

~1~ · 06-13-2011, 09:39 AM

We'll post this one under 'What the fuck?!'

Quote:

Man With Dead Weasel Accused of Assault

HOQUIAM, Wash. (KTLA) -- Police have arrested a man accused of assaulting a stranger while carrying a dead weasel.

According to police, the suspect burst into an apartment and assaulted a man who was staying there.

The victim told police he asked the intruder, "Why are you carrying a weasel?"

Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and ran off.

Local station, KXRO reports the attacker was apparently looking for his girlfriend and had gone to her former boyfriend's apartment where the victim was also living.

Police later found the suspect at another location arguing with his girlfriend and arrested him after a struggle.

As it turns out the suspect wasn't carrying a weasel or a marten, but rather a mink.

Both minks and martens are members of the weasel family.

deadhead94 · 06-13-2011, 10:00 AM

Weasels, martens and minks and ferrets are mustelids, not rodents.

~1~ · 06-13-2011, 10:07 AM

There...

**SageTree** · 06-13-2011, 10:17 AM

Do we neeeed to edit the thread title to stop this grave spreading of misinformation or what dewdz?

The Rev · 06-13-2011, 12:20 PM

No. I don't think we should let Oneder weasel out of this.

The Rev

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