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Old 06-13-2011, 03:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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When was your last "first date"?

When was the last time you took out or had be taken out by someone for a date after just recently knowing them?

The rush of meeting someone new and becoming interested in them is pretty intense...
When was the last time you felt that specific high?
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Old 06-13-2011, 04:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Does it count if we had been living together for like a year?

That was technically our first "date".

If so, like 3 years ago.
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Old 06-13-2011, 04:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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no it totally doesn't count if you had already known that person.

hence the entire topic of the thread being about meeting someone new.
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When was the last time you took out or had be taken out by someone for a date after just recently knowing them?

The rush of meeting someone new and becoming interested in them is pretty intense...
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Weird, I went on my first 'date in maybe 5 years last week. It was awkward in that I wasn't sure if she was just looking for a fuck or something more; neither did I. So my approach constantly waivered between the two, and hers seemed to do the same. We did get some good coversation going, and made out at the end of the night... but I'm pretty sure some fucking is the extent to which this relationship can go.

It's so much easier establishing this sort of thing wasted at the bar.
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no it totally doesn't count if you had already known that person.

hence the entire topic of the thread being about meeting someone new.
well, at one point it was like that. we just didnt have a real date until then.
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Does it count if we had been living together for like a year?

That was technically our first "date".

If so, like 3 years ago.
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Nah, that bitch was crazy. She's long gone.
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a while back, been too long.

Hey Fender thanks for reminding me of how exhilarating it is to meet someone new! I gotta get back out there and score me some summer hotties


Feeling of newness ftw
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my last first date was about a year and a half ago.

It was a badfish (awesome sublime cover band) concert. She was 17 and the hottest girl I've ever spent time with, i was 19. We snorted heroin and were either making out while dancing or singing the entire time.
Then she asked me to come home with her and i did. We fucked and did more dope all night. Then ate breakfast with her and her family.

I had stopped doing drugs regularly at that time and it was just one of those fun fuckit nights. Didn't fall into any habits from it either justsayin

Now that im thinking about it this is actually my ONLY real "first date".
not a bad one tho
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how were you 19 years old a year and a half ago if you just turned 20?

god you are fucking stupid.
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Old 06-13-2011, 08:52 PM   #16 (permalink)
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dude where did i say i just turned 20...


my birthday is december 1st...

about half a year ago....


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get your fail out of my thread you fag
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age 13. blind date. my buddy wanted to take this girl out and so he was supposed to bring somebody for her friend so he picked me. only thing is her friend had a crush on my dude as well. went to the mall first. boring. hardly any interaction then we went to the movie theater which is just around the way from the mall.

I believe we were watching the film "Chocolat" or whatever that damn movie was. total chick flick. my buddy's making out with his girl and I'm just sitting there next to the other girl (my "date") watching them make out. I asked her if she wanted to make out, she said no. awkward. terrible. never went on a blind date again.
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