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Old 06-17-2011, 08:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Dating Site troll

haha i found this link today

Dating Site Troll: Pics, Videos, Links, News

Its a guy who goes on a dating site pretending to be an artist. I almost died laughing just now.

Hope you like!
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lol this was my fav
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Old 06-17-2011, 09:11 AM   #3 (permalink)
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that was the whole intention dude, it wouldn't be funny if the pictures were actually good
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Old 06-17-2011, 09:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
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LOL!


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Old 06-17-2011, 09:19 AM   #5 (permalink)
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WTF I want to see their reactions WTF
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Old 06-17-2011, 09:22 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Funny shit right there.. Good find
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Old 06-17-2011, 09:28 AM   #7 (permalink)
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wow

how is it this psycho hasn't been banned from that site ?

his "art" is very insulting to say the least, but the dude is probably 6 or 7 years old in real life judging by the skill level of his "art school" training.

Not sure if troll.

I don't understand interactions between people and I got what he was going for.
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Old 06-17-2011, 09:48 AM   #8 (permalink)
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he might do better with a pencil and paper, till he gets a better program than ms "paint".

Are you serious do you think he was trying to impress them?
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Old 06-17-2011, 10:00 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Omg that made me lol at work
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Old 06-17-2011, 10:30 AM   #10 (permalink)
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you shouldnt be driving and on the internet Rubix your gonna make the cheese slide all over the place
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Old 06-17-2011, 04:06 PM   #11 (permalink)
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He could be a decent caricature artist. The second pic Roach posted is the only one where the sketch looked better than the girl
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Old 06-17-2011, 05:13 PM   #12 (permalink)
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It's fucked up to harsh on people who are putting themselves out there in this way. I mean, telling the world, "I'm lonely and want to be with someone" isn't easy, and responding with a picture that says, "look, you're a pigface and I'm laughing at you for it" is pretty evil.

That being said, a few of those pictures are actually pretty good caricatures. The one Clive posted is especially so. He ought to go get a job at a theme park and charge people $30 a pop to draw them.



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Old 06-17-2011, 06:26 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I like roach's response the best
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Old 06-17-2011, 09:24 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i loled
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Old 06-19-2011, 03:27 PM   #15 (permalink)
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My wife found the whole idea halarious, I felt sorry for these gals, and a little ashamed of laughing at them.
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you shouldnt be driving and on the internet Rubix your gonna make the cheese slide all over the place
I have another day job
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Oh roach you're a funny old bloke.
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