Waves

like in the amazon, riding your boat along the river to all the little communities doling out medicine and giving people psychedelic experiences and stuff. or maybe in mexico as one of the mushroom shaman like maria sabana.

not one of those fake ass shaman either, i heard about those guys. im talking a real ass legit shaman who knows his shit and has knowledge thats been passed down through generations and shit.

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Jester4yall

The boat and psyhcedelics would be cool.. I think I got an idea of what your talkin' about.. The free spirit aspect of roaming place to place would be neat. Not so sure about shaman part. I think island hopping in a nice houseboat would be sweet. Like going to different places and partying up with them or swapping work for homemade booze or a hog

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Jimmycube

do they make opiate shamans?

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reggiedrugs

yes.

Parallax

would you really trust some random guy on a boat, all hopped up on shrooms and who knows what else to heal you when you have a genuine ailment? like lets say a broken leg or burst appendix.

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Jester4yall

Just put some Robatusin(sp?) on it

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The Don

Wasn't it Karl Pilkington who remarked that the Amazon must be a shit place, since there are things in there that would rather live in his knob, than the river.

That cracked me up.

Shaman? Been there, done that, shadow priest ftw.

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Waves

karl pilkington is the worlds smartest dumbass. fucking love that dude.

did he go to the amazon in that show he did where he traveled to the wonders of the world? ive gotta see that shit. saw a few eps.

what was ur favorite tome don lololol

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Waves

if i lived in the amazon and it was an established profession steeped in tradition i would.

you think there are hospitals out in the amazon jungle?

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Waves

those are called doctors and they suck. they get kickbacks for prescriptions and are more worried about treating symptoms and keeping that paycheck comin in than actually healing anything.

not all doctors mind you. just the opiate shaman ones.

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Lloydy

I didnt know Karl Pilkington was world famous

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osirus2020

Didn't Geeno's group of friends have a run in with a Shaman?

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Dr. ShinDig

I definitely think it would be awesome to be a shaman. I used to dream of getting to a point in life where I could be an expert in using different psychedelics and meditation and spiritual study.

I find myself going back in that direction these days, maybe one day I'll get into it a little.

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Geeno

He wasnt a shaman he was a faggot scam artist. I tried telling them.

Those fucks aren't my friends any more either.

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Mescalito

Can you imagine!

HTAM

Yea, being a Shaman would be cool until some "I KNOW I'm ready, man!!" hippies found you and pestered you to take them on the spirit trail.

And smelly hippies can smell each other, like ants and pheromones.

So, many more hippies would find you.

Pretty soon you got tents outside of your hut, and some assholes SUV ran over your fire pit that you were about to roast some bones over.

For soup.

And then some nomad hippy that sniffed these hippies out offers you a Capri Sun for a $1 because he's just trying to make it to Shakedown Street, and you're like, 'Mutha fucka I'm a Shaman. WTF do I want a Capri Sun-Coastal Cooler flavour for?!

But, I think it would be cool to know one.

John F. Kerry

as gay is this is, it actually would be pretty boss to do that

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Sugar420

oh i dont know. it sounds dirty and uncomfortable. is there even toilet paper? because lack of tp is a deal breaker for me

420smokeman

i am a shamen ... i can see all your blocks and problams when im tripping. so just come to me an i will get rid of all your blocks and heal you for a small fee of 400$ + tax

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