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Old 06-22-2011, 02:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So here's the deal, I think I have a really small thumb.

I dunno you guys.

Some of my friends have big ass thumbs. Twice the size of mine. Not in length, but girth wise. I would say length wise the biggest thumb I've seen was maybe a third longer than mine. I have this other friend whoms (is that right?) thumbnail alone has at least twice the mm I have.

I've also noticed this on the construction sites. No one has ever noticed it in front of my. I've tried looking at their hands, but wasn't enough. I needed the side by side, and I just couldn't get myself to ask these butch alcoholics to compare thumbs with me.

So here's my thumb. Compared to a standard zippo lighter. Something happened between the telephone and the computer, what i dunno.



I'm hoping for brutal honesty. If you guys wanna show your thumb, that's cool aswell.
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Old 06-22-2011, 02:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Maybe they just have freakishly large thumbs?

That looks pretty normal. Although it would be easier to tell if your hand was spread.
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Old 06-22-2011, 02:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Your thumb is massive and out of focus. Oh wait, that's the pic
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Old 06-22-2011, 02:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Can I see your thumbs?
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Old 06-22-2011, 02:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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The mental image of you casting furtive jealous glances at other mens thumbs is pretty hilarious. But in all honesty I've heard its not the size of the thumb but how fast you can move the control stick that matters.
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I'm an exhibitionist so here ya go perv. Hope this helps you get ur jollies offf

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http://i1181.photobucket.com/albums/...jMwNC5qcGc.jpg
I was going to tell him to keep it in his pants, but that has a high probability of misinterpretation when posting a picture of my own hand.
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Oh man thanks guys. I feel a lot better now.
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Yeah well atlaest I'd have an in you know?

I bet she feels about her thumb, as I do mine.
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that looks like a toe that has been attached where a thumb was amputated.

and your thumb is weak and flabby, don.

Vee must pump it up!

Yeasuh, i went there
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Old 06-23-2011, 06:12 AM   #18 (permalink)
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thats at least 2 more sessions at the shrink right there for me

Edit: Can I see your thumb?
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wow wow wow

we have to start over

thats some huge ass hand sage.
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