Anyone ever get KTFO? - Page 2

shai_hulud · 06-24-2011, 06:06 PM

glad you survived <3

deadhead94 · 06-24-2011, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by eldizle

once, car accident. i'll see if I can find the pics.

woke up with the road service crew yelling asking if I was alive, I look up, see both air bags out, driver's side window broken, and a dude in front of me (later proven by my bomb ass lawyer to be nothing but a scumbag negro looking to sue me into oblivion when I didn't even hit him, dude fell apart when he had to explain his story)

but i'm lucky to be alive. I was picking up my monthly weed shipment, and fell asleep on the drive back. no drug involved, no citation. i think i got a concussion, but i didn't want to go to the hospital where they might say being dirty for canna was grounds for a dui. my scalp was bloody and I went home and passed out for like a day.

didn't die though. that's good.

i'll be back with pics hopefully.

http://i597.photobucket.com/albums/t...amcozy/328.jpg

http://i597.photobucket.com/albums/t...amcozy/313.jpg

http://i597.photobucket.com/albums/t...amcozy/314.jpg

fell asleep at highway speeds. kind of glad i was asleep. probably caused the accident and kept me alive,

That's some crazy shit. Glad you survived.

At least you have a good story to tell out of it.

**Mafoo** · 06-24-2011, 06:53 PM

fuhuck. at least you lived to tell the tale

osirus2020 · 06-24-2011, 07:39 PM

After being dropped on my head in high school (lol) I'm convinced that my skull is too thick for me to get knocked out.

**mothernature** · 06-24-2011, 08:34 PM

I was running a foot race in an office building. They say i just slid into the marble wall, head first. I woke up on the floor with everyone standing around me. All I could think of was, "how bizarre".

Now my brother, was hit by some residual lightning. Knocked him out, fell flat to the ground. He woke up face down in a cow pie. He doesn't talk about that much.

HTAM · 06-24-2011, 08:57 PM

The lights-I saw those when I was 30 and I had some sinus surgery done. They stuffed like 9 feet of gauze up my nose for a week and when they removed it, they had to pull it out with pliers.

More like yank it out. Saw the lights twice. I was sitting on a chair when the nurse yanked twice one side, three times the other. Upon removal of the gauze, I saw the lights and my friend and the nurse had to catch me and sit me back up.

Got knocked out when I was 16. I was pinned between a seat and spiderwebbed windshield. Caught a serious concussion and 2 years of Physical Therapy for that one.

And when I was 7, I decided to skate down a bitchin' hill on my skateboard. I stepped off thinking it would be like stepping off an escalator. It was nothing like that at all

I got a nice egg on my forehead out of that one.

**SageTree** · 06-27-2011, 09:16 AM

One time I knocked these two guys out with one punch... they said they saw white light.

LoooooL wink wink I keed I keed.

adventure · 06-27-2011, 09:57 AM

I was playing goalie and dove into the goal post, woke up with everyone standing around me that was interesting.
I ran face first into a sidewall playing racquetball.
and the last time or actually this is the second time, I had a wicked ear infection, and they had to irrigate my infected ear, felt like i got hit in the stomach i almost throw up, that was the single most painful experience ever.

tedkennedy · 06-27-2011, 05:52 PM

i thought this was about fighting

deadhead94 · 06-27-2011, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by adventure

I was playing goalie and dove into the goal post

I'm not going to lie, a video of that would bring the lulz fast and hard.

adventure · 06-28-2011, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deadhead94

I'm not going to lie, a video of that would bring the lulz fast and hard.

Im sure it would! my neck hurt for weeks, OK maybe two, but that is weekS

ionlylooklazy · 06-28-2011, 07:54 AM

Happened to me twice while playing soccer when I was in kindergarten.

I was playing, uh, fullback? And at this point in my life I was easily engrossed by my daydreams. So when my coach would point where my position was. I'd literally stand on that point until the ball came near then just kick it away. Sometimes if the ball stayed on the opposite side of the field long enough, I'd get bored and my mind would start wandering.

Anyway, after one such time, I was snapped back into reality by a lot of shoutting. I looked at the bleachers and everyone is looking at ME! I was confused because there was nothing around me, and then suddenly, I'm waking up the grass, surrounded by people. Apparently the goalie for the other team did a goal kick and it smacked me right in the head.

This happened to me twice that season.

Puffman · 06-28-2011, 10:47 AM

In high school I took a rather nasty spill snowboarding after hitting a snow-rut or something and flying about 10 feet in the air landing face first on a patch of ice. The weird thing is I don't remember any of it. The last thing I remembered before the fall was getting off the chairlift and doing up my bindings. Next thing I know I'm in the bathroom at the bottom of the hill looking at my mangled face in the mirror wondering WTF just happened. It was easily the strangest experience of my life. I wondered outside and my buddy eventually found me and explained what happened.

I went to the hospital where they diagnosed me with a concussion and a broken hand.

06-24-2011, 06:06 PM	#21 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	glad you survived <3 __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

06-24-2011, 06:53 PM	#23 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,975 Thanks: 3,776 Thanked 2,652 Times in 1,698 Posts	fuhuck. at least you lived to tell the tale __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

06-24-2011, 08:34 PM	#25 (permalink)
mothernature ancientbongmaster Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,232 Thanks: 1,201 Thanked 809 Times in 487 Posts	I was running a foot race in an office building. They say i just slid into the marble wall, head first. I woke up on the floor with everyone standing around me. All I could think of was, "how bizarre". Now my brother, was hit by some residual lightning. Knocked him out, fell flat to the ground. He woke up face down in a cow pie. He doesn't talk about that much. __________________ Sometimes sleep is the best revenge- Luke

06-27-2011, 09:16 AM	#27 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	One time I knocked these two guys out with one punch... they said they saw white light. LoooooL wink wink I keed I keed. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

06-27-2011, 09:57 AM	#28 (permalink)
adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,742 Thanks: 1,852 Thanked 1,465 Times in 1,093 Posts	I was playing goalie and dove into the goal post, woke up with everyone standing around me that was interesting. I ran face first into a sidewall playing racquetball. and the last time or actually this is the second time, I had a wicked ear infection, and they had to irrigate my infected ear, felt like i got hit in the stomach i almost throw up, that was the single most painful experience ever. __________________ Coming Full Range

06-24-2011, 08:57 PM	#26 (permalink)
HTAM Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,872 Thanks: 2,368 Thanked 2,117 Times in 1,179 Posts	The lights-I saw those when I was 30 and I had some sinus surgery done. They stuffed like 9 feet of gauze up my nose for a week and when they removed it, they had to pull it out with pliers. More like yank it out. Saw the lights twice. I was sitting on a chair when the nurse yanked twice one side, three times the other. Upon removal of the gauze, I saw the lights and my friend and the nurse had to catch me and sit me back up. Got knocked out when I was 16. I was pinned between a seat and spiderwebbed windshield. Caught a serious concussion and 2 years of Physical Therapy for that one. And when I was 7, I decided to skate down a bitchin' hill on my skateboard. I stepped off thinking it would be like stepping off an escalator. It was nothing like that at all I got a nice egg on my forehead out of that one.

06-27-2011, 05:52 PM	#29 (permalink)
tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,229 Thanks: 71 Thanked 585 Times in 364 Posts	i thought this was about fighting __________________ matthew munari

06-28-2011, 07:54 AM	#32 (permalink)
ionlylooklazy no left turn unstoned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: washington Posts: 4,045 Thanks: 56 Thanked 559 Times in 292 Posts	Happened to me twice while playing soccer when I was in kindergarten. I was playing, uh, fullback? And at this point in my life I was easily engrossed by my daydreams. So when my coach would point where my position was. I'd literally stand on that point until the ball came near then just kick it away. Sometimes if the ball stayed on the opposite side of the field long enough, I'd get bored and my mind would start wandering. Anyway, after one such time, I was snapped back into reality by a lot of shoutting. I looked at the bleachers and everyone is looking at ME! I was confused because there was nothing around me, and then suddenly, I'm waking up the grass, surrounded by people. Apparently the goalie for the other team did a goal kick and it smacked me right in the head. This happened to me twice that season.

06-28-2011, 10:47 AM	#33 (permalink)
Puffman LeavesOfGrassMyAss! Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 6,550 Thanks: 538 Thanked 251 Times in 163 Posts	In high school I took a rather nasty spill snowboarding after hitting a snow-rut or something and flying about 10 feet in the air landing face first on a patch of ice. The weird thing is I don't remember any of it. The last thing I remembered before the fall was getting off the chairlift and doing up my bindings. Next thing I know I'm in the bathroom at the bottom of the hill looking at my mangled face in the mirror wondering WTF just happened. It was easily the strangest experience of my life. I wondered outside and my buddy eventually found me and explained what happened. I went to the hospital where they diagnosed me with a concussion and a broken hand.

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