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Old 06-24-2011, 07:11 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Lightbulb Anyone ever get KTFO?

I did last night my first time. I was working on my truck and was using a 3/4in. wrench as a breaking bar. I hooked the closed end on the handle of a 1/2in. ratchet and was trying to bust a bolt free when something slipped and instantly i heard a loud PING! and a flash of the brightest white light ever then nothing.

Next thing i know i'm laying on the ground and my fucking eye is throbbing like a son of a bitch and i can't see. I eventually made it over to the house and laid down, i was fucked up for like an hour...lol. That shit hit me directly in the eyeball.

I think i have a brain bleed or some shit cuz i still feel weird or dizzy. Good Times!

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Those Americans who believed that we could live under the illusion of isolationism wanted the American eagle to imitate the tactics of the ostrich. Now, many of those same people, afraid that we may be sticking our necks out, want our national bird to be turned into a turtle. But we prefer to retain the eagle as it is--flying high and striking hard. "FDR"
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Old 06-24-2011, 07:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2011, 07:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I think you have a brain bleed too!
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Old 06-24-2011, 07:47 AM   #4 (permalink)
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i could knock both of you bitches out with one punch.
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Those Americans who believed that we could live under the illusion of isolationism wanted the American eagle to imitate the tactics of the ostrich. Now, many of those same people, afraid that we may be sticking our necks out, want our national bird to be turned into a turtle. But we prefer to retain the eagle as it is--flying high and striking hard. "FDR"
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i almost got knocked out by a sucker punch a long time ago but the dude missed and got me in the neck. i was so drunk it felt like a mosquito landed on my neck. after that i got him down on the ground and hammer fisted his ass like 50 times. the next day tho i couldn't turn my head my neck was so sore..lol.
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Those Americans who believed that we could live under the illusion of isolationism wanted the American eagle to imitate the tactics of the ostrich. Now, many of those same people, afraid that we may be sticking our necks out, want our national bird to be turned into a turtle. But we prefer to retain the eagle as it is--flying high and striking hard. "FDR"
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Old 06-24-2011, 08:37 AM   #6 (permalink)
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i could knock both of you bitches out with one punch.
like both of us standing next to one another and you hit us both with one punch that would be bad ass!
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I would almost let him try, if i was the second in line
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Old 06-24-2011, 10:25 AM   #8 (permalink)
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but the only time I got "the bright lights" was when I grabbed a dropped leg of a 220 volt 3 phase distribution box (in a rain storm no less ) which promptly threw be about 9 feet. It was ...interesting, and a bit tingly.
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I've never been fully KOd. Passed out, fainted, sure. But closest I've come from being hit by something was blacking out for a few seconds being hit in the back of the head with a baseball.

Also once I beat my head into a wall and everything turned green for a few seconds.. I was like RRARRRRGHHHH BANG BANG BANG - HULK GREEN! Ok stop now.
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Old 06-24-2011, 11:52 AM   #10 (permalink)
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i got the white lights when i got beaned in the helmet playing baseball. 85mph x 9 oz baseball =

i stayed on my feet but i definitely had to think about which direction first base generally would be.

also when i was a kid i was riding my bike by msyelf and i hit a slippery patch on the sidewalk and my bike slipped to the side. i fell just right so that might head was the only thing that made contact with this plastic cable box thing (covers the cable tv electronics). im pretty sure i got a concussion that time, it was really painful and i dont really remember getting up and walking 100 feet back to my house

i once knocked my friend out when we were boxing with gloves. i hit him just right on his chin and he limped out, it was scary, i thought i broke his neck or something.
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Old 06-24-2011, 11:56 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Wow dude that's messed up bc I used to use a wrench b4 I got/gaffled a breaker bar. I've fucked myself up plenty like that. I've even got a cap from where I hella chipped a tooth.

I've been ko'd a couple times. I got gun smoked with a set of brass knuckles and once when I was in school purposely getting knocked/blacked out. Stupid kids ;D
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Old 06-24-2011, 12:17 PM   #12 (permalink)
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only times i have gotten actually knocked out were once when i cased a tripple on my dirt bike and flipped over the bars...

and a number of times from black outs...mind u these werent from alcohol or drugs or anything...i just have had black outs ever sense the whole sickness thing...so yeah i fell down the stairs a few times and been knocked out....or just falling on the cement and such...

meh...shit happpens...i always say the same thing when i wake up though "i am fine i am fine" lol
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Old 06-24-2011, 12:27 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I got hit by a pitch in the head. It smashed my helmet and put me out for a few minutes.

I didn't even see it. It left the pitcher's hand then I was on the ground.


But I got the same guy back a couple months later. Lined one right at his face and broke his jaw.
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lol thank you for that jamessquare.
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Sparring in kickboxing is the closest I've come... still don't know what he hit me with, but my legs gave completely and then came back a second later. Couldn't see, could barely stand, but didn't go completely out.
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^ thats called doin the stanky leg
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Oh I was rocking it good.

Gah, I've got to get back into that stuff...
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once, car accident. i'll see if I can find the pics.

woke up with the road service crew yelling asking if I was alive, I look up, see both air bags out, driver's side window broken, and a dude in front of me (later proven by my bomb ass lawyer to be nothing but a scumbag negro looking to sue me into oblivion when I didn't even hit him, dude fell apart when he had to explain his story)

but i'm lucky to be alive. I was picking up my monthly weed shipment, and fell asleep on the drive back. no drug involved, no citation. i think i got a concussion, but i didn't want to go to the hospital where they might say being dirty for canna was grounds for a dui. my scalp was bloody and I went home and passed out for like a day.

didn't die though. that's good.

i'll be back with pics hopefully.







fell asleep at highway speeds. kind of glad i was asleep. probably caused the accident and kept me alive,

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