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Kompressor · 06-25-2011, 10:02 AM

Furries Descend on Pittsburgh for Fur Suit Festival

Thousands of furries descend on Pittsburgh this weekend, for the sixth annual Anthrocon, America's foremost convention for "anthropomorphic s," commonly known as "furries." Participants are already wandering the streets of Steel City, wearing costumes and carrying puppets, posing for pictures with locals, going to raves, and singing "furraoke" while boozing at local bars.

This must be confusing for the children of Pittsburgh.

Furries are expected to spend $5.3 million in four days at the festival, which makes them pretty popular in the economically depressed city. Here are some locals talking about furries:

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"We love furries," [sandwich shop owner Cory Robinson] said. "They're just people having fun, and they don't hurt anybody." —Sandwich shop owner Cory Robinson

"They love caffeine. We're prepared. We know what they want." —Gift shop owner Tracy Luskovich, gesturing to stockpiles of Mountain Dew

"More fun than the NRA." —Beaver County Times columnist Michael Pound

I have a mild phobia about people in full-face masks. I think it derives from bad childhood experience with a Nutcracker Rat King. Occasionally, I wonder whether a furry horror movie could have the staying power of a Chucky or It. Anyway, irrational fears aside, I applaud the joyous souls of Anthrocon for living their hirsute dreams. May your stay in Teresa Heinz-Kerry's hometown be as fabulous and furry as a ketchup heiress's collection of winter coats.

Lloydy · 06-25-2011, 10:16 AM

freaks

The Don · 06-25-2011, 10:17 AM

While I don't have any phobias in general about peole in masks or such, furries have always creeped me the hell out.

I don't know what it is about it. I think it's all the sub-fetishes that come with it. Like furries in diapers. Weirds me the fuck out. Don't get me wrong, live and let be. I just don't get it.

Lloydy · 06-25-2011, 10:30 AM

There is something wrong with you if you need to dress up as a badger to have sex

osirus2020 · 06-25-2011, 11:20 AM

I couldn't take someone seriously if they were dressed in an animal suit.

fenderbender · 06-25-2011, 01:11 PM

i'd dress up like furry if some hot girl was into it.

Take some lsd and go to a furry convention. It'd be a blast.

The Rev · 06-25-2011, 01:17 PM

What about a big plushy bong? That would be a cool costume.

The Rev

**Mafoo** · 06-25-2011, 01:23 PM

i hear alot of them turn into a rave at the end of the day

imagine being the only non furry and rolling balls just huggin on all that plushy goodness.

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uh rev, i dont think thats a bong

fenderbender · 06-25-2011, 01:42 PM

fuck i gotta get my ass to a furry convention.

farmergiles · 06-25-2011, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by The Rev

What about a big plushy bong? That would be a cool costume.

The Rev

Thank fuck it's not a sex aid.

**SageTree** · 06-27-2011, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Lloydy

There is something wrong with you if you need to dress up as a badger to have sex

tell tale sign of'a closet furry LoL!!!!!

OldMan&TheWeed · 06-27-2011, 03:50 PM

This last weekend, while at a clothing optional hot spring up in the local mountains, some woman with a strikingly HOT body was wandering around nude (like most folks) but with a furry tiger mask.

I just can't kick that image.

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The Don You follow? Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 11,151 Thanks: 544 Thanked 781 Times in 426 Posts	While I don't have any phobias in general about peole in masks or such, furries have always creeped me the hell out. I don't know what it is about it. I think it's all the sub-fetishes that come with it. Like furries in diapers. Weirds me the fuck out. Don't get me wrong, live and let be. I just don't get it. __________________ I am genuienly sad about my thanks:post ratio

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,975 Thanks: 3,776 Thanked 2,652 Times in 1,698 Posts	i hear alot of them turn into a rave at the end of the day imagine being the only non furry and rolling balls just huggin on all that plushy goodness. edit: uh rev, i dont think thats a bong __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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OldMan&TheWeed been there done that Join Date: May 2006 Location: The West Posts: 2,281 Thanks: 294 Thanked 800 Times in 406 Posts	This last weekend, while at a clothing optional hot spring up in the local mountains, some woman with a strikingly HOT body was wandering around nude (like most folks) but with a furry tiger mask. I just can't kick that image. __________________ Nintey-three percent of what I say is brilliant, factual information and seven percent is complete bullshit. Have fun deciding which is which. Last edited by OldMan&TheWeed; 06-27-2011 at 05:28 PM.

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