mmm peaches

tedkennedy · 06-25-2011, 11:39 AM

i noticed today that the peaches on the tree in front of my house today were turning orange/redish. i touched one, soft and supple. i twist the best looking one off and bite into it, its delicious, and i get all excited and start eating it really fast. half way done i look at the pit and its covered in worms! then i induced gagging.

i looked at all the peaches on my tree and they have little holes in them where the worms burrowed in, fucking worms

Dr. ShinDig · 06-25-2011, 11:43 AM

lol nature

**Mafoo** · 06-25-2011, 12:10 PM

thats so disappointing, sorry man.

all the fruit on my orange trees gets eaten by racoons. those little guys can eat the entire inner part of the orange without tearing the skin off the tree. its weird to go out back and see all these empty orange peels hanging from the trees

deadhead94 · 06-25-2011, 12:11 PM

I want a raccoon, they are awesome

**Mafoo** · 06-25-2011, 12:24 PM

parasite ridden and awesome

deadhead94 · 06-25-2011, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mafoo

parasite ridden and awesome

I don't want a wild one. You can get them from breeders.

And take it to a vet.

**Mafoo** · 06-25-2011, 12:48 PM

they are pretty interesting with the grasping "hands"

tedkennedy · 06-25-2011, 02:45 PM

yea we have squirells too that are pretty crazy, i have seen them jump off the roof of the house onto the peach tree, rip off a peach and eat it. fucking crazy squirrels. they live in the attic.

**AlteredStateGrl** · 06-25-2011, 03:11 PM

omg. plz do not make wildanimalsyourpets! *to anyone thinking about it*

mafoo, that's fuckin' crazy! weird. crazy 'coons!

and squirrels are bonkers! sooo fun to watch, but omg. crazy.

this one is eating sugar daddy peas from the garden.

The Don · 06-25-2011, 03:20 PM

I had this peach the other day when that looked like a dount. same texture and a notes of a "normal" peach, but no bitterness. would buy again.

Flamingnun · 06-25-2011, 03:45 PM

YouTube - ‪Peach&#x202c ;&rlm;

**AlteredStateGrl** · 06-25-2011, 03:58 PM

Movin to the country,
Gonna eat a lot of peaches...

YouTube - ‪The Presidents Of The United States Of America - Peaches‬&rlm;

Waves · 06-25-2011, 04:38 PM

Jester4yall · 06-25-2011, 07:51 PM

I can't speak for the squirrel but I hate when people watch me eat.

John F. Kerry · 06-25-2011, 10:22 PM

cool man, u got any pics?

i have some peach , pear and apple trees in my backyard and every year they look awesome for a while and then just get destroyed by various bugs and animals.

some times ive tried to control the pests but it just doesnt seem to work very well... bug "dust" works for a few days, but you ahve to apply it every 5 days all summer for it to work well.. and u need a shitload of the dust to cover the whole tree....

gives u some appreciation of why farmers have to use pesticides...growing shit seems easy, just like going for walks in nature sounds awesome...until you get there and you get fuckin attacked and destroyed by bugs of all kinds.

by the way this thread made me listen to the presidents of the usa song .soo good looks.

ALSO- did you people know if you add the world repeat to a youtube vid it automatically repeats over and over? like

YouTube - ‪Peaches-Presidents of the USA‬&rlm;

plays the vid

but YouTube Repeat! plays it over and over again ... thats a nice fucking feature i never knew about so ill bet some of u didnt either!

Rubix · 06-25-2011, 11:04 PM

james and the giant peach.

Geeno · 06-26-2011, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by John F. Kerry

like going for walks in nature sounds awesome...until you get there and you get fuckin attacked and destroyed by bugs of all kinds.

lol

tedkennedy · 06-27-2011, 05:36 PM

PEACHES COME FROM A CAN, THEY WERE PUT THERE BY A MAN
haha havent heard that one since the 90s

**SageTree** · 06-28-2011, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Geeno

lol

adventure · 06-28-2011, 06:41 AM

[QUOTE=John F. Kerry;52029896]growing shit seems easy, just like going for walks in nature sounds awesome...until you get there and you get fuckin attacked and destroyed by bugs of all kinds.

06-25-2011, 11:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,229 Thanks: 71 Thanked 585 Times in 364 Posts	mmm peaches i noticed today that the peaches on the tree in front of my house today were turning orange/redish. i touched one, soft and supple. i twist the best looking one off and bite into it, its delicious, and i get all excited and start eating it really fast. half way done i look at the pit and its covered in worms! then i induced gagging. i looked at all the peaches on my tree and they have little holes in them where the worms burrowed in, fucking worms __________________ matthew munari

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Dr. ShinDig seriously skewed Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 892 Thanks: 251 Thanked 232 Times in 168 Posts	lol nature __________________ Putting the High in "High Quality"

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,975 Thanks: 3,776 Thanked 2,652 Times in 1,698 Posts	thats so disappointing, sorry man. all the fruit on my orange trees gets eaten by racoons. those little guys can eat the entire inner part of the orange without tearing the skin off the tree. its weird to go out back and see all these empty orange peels hanging from the trees __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,975 Thanks: 3,776 Thanked 2,652 Times in 1,698 Posts	parasite ridden and awesome __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,975 Thanks: 3,776 Thanked 2,652 Times in 1,698 Posts	they are pretty interesting with the grasping "hands" __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

06-25-2011, 02:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,229 Thanks: 71 Thanked 585 Times in 364 Posts	yea we have squirells too that are pretty crazy, i have seen them jump off the roof of the house onto the peach tree, rip off a peach and eat it. fucking crazy squirrels. they live in the attic. __________________ matthew munari

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AlteredStateGrl (òÓ,)_\,,/ Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 10,426 Thanks: 2,181 Thanked 1,823 Times in 1,115 Posts	omg. plz do not make wildanimalsyourpets! to anyone thinking about it mafoo, that's fuckin' crazy! weird. crazy 'coons! and squirrels are bonkers! sooo fun to watch, but omg. crazy. this one is eating sugar daddy peas from the garden. __________________ The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws. Last edited by AlteredStateGrl; 06-25-2011 at 03:26 PM.

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The Don You follow? Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 11,151 Thanks: 544 Thanked 781 Times in 426 Posts	I had this peach the other day when that looked like a dount. same texture and a notes of a "normal" peach, but no bitterness. would buy again. __________________ I am genuienly sad about my thanks:post ratio

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Jester4yall Spark It or Park It Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Africa Posts: 3,654 Thanks: 2,760 Thanked 1,317 Times in 943 Posts	I can't speak for the squirrel but I hate when people watch me eat. __________________ http://i.imgur.com/CTV2E.gif In matters of style, swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock. -Thomas Jefferson You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed. - Larry Flynt

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tedkennedy now 14% blacker Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,229 Thanks: 71 Thanked 585 Times in 364 Posts	PEACHES COME FROM A CAN, THEY WERE PUT THERE BY A MAN haha havent heard that one since the 90s __________________ matthew munari

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