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Old 06-30-2011, 04:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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How good of friends are you...

So I stumbled onto something online about an awkward dying request and I had a high thought.

Say your best friend in the world is dying in front of you, and his last request before he died was for you to kiss for real with tongue would you?
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Old 06-30-2011, 04:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Dude if you want to make out with guys you don't have to mortally wound them first just hit up the amvets
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Old 06-30-2011, 04:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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how about no homo.

lets make this scenario a girl if poster is guy, guy if poster is girl. then yes.
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Old 06-30-2011, 05:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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My best friend is female. She's also the only one I care enough about to be with while they were dying.
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Old 06-30-2011, 05:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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now i see who keeps selecting "gay" in all the polls
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Old 06-30-2011, 05:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2011, 07:35 PM   #7 (permalink)
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now i see who keeps selecting "gay" in all the polls
lulz
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Old 06-30-2011, 09:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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i think thats a stupid request. id probably spend their last moments asking them a series of questions so that they may come to share the same opinion as me
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Old 06-30-2011, 09:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
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WTF-

No friend of mine would say that.

They would say, "Hey Man, light that joint."
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Old 07-01-2011, 12:37 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2011, 01:45 AM   #11 (permalink)
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hahahaha scatterheart, that brought on the lulz.
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My best friend is female. She's also the only one I care enough about to be with while they were dying.
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Old 07-07-2011, 06:08 AM   #13 (permalink)
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To the OP:

SURE.... why not?
It's perhaps a little odd, but fuck.... I'd do it.



















TWICE!
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Old 07-07-2011, 07:54 AM   #14 (permalink)
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reminds me of the lone ranger story.

the lone ranger gets bitten on the dick by a rattler whilst pissing in the desert. Tonto is sent to the nearest doctor who explains to him that he needs to suck out the poison or the lone ranger will be real sick and probably die.
tonto returns to the lone ranger and the lone ranger asks him what the doctor said and tonto tells him that it's gonna be real bad and that he should probably write a will.
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Old 07-07-2011, 07:56 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Class-ick!!!!
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Old 07-07-2011, 10:22 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I actually had my best friend dying in my arms one time...he was having a seizure from doing cocaine and choking on his tongue...I really didn't have time to think about a kiss while I was screaming and beating on his chest...maybe next time though...
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Old 07-07-2011, 10:52 AM   #17 (permalink)
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That sucks Dan. Sorry.




I wouldn't worry about the kiss though, I think it was a consensual request/question/situation.
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Old 07-07-2011, 11:19 AM   #18 (permalink)
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reminds me of the lone ranger story.

the lone ranger gets bitten on the dick by a rattler whilst pissing in the desert.
lol city slickers..
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