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Old 07-01-2011, 09:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Would you take a pill that gave you supermodel good looks and a 199 iq...but took 15 years off your estimated lifespan?

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Old 07-01-2011, 09:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I didn't have to take a pill. It just kind of happened.
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I Just looked up MSF. I that looks like a great cause. Do they have any ties with Doctors without Borders?
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Old 07-01-2011, 09:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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do i get the supermodel boobies too?


cuz if i have constant boobies to play with, i'm down
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Old 07-02-2011, 12:14 AM   #4 (permalink)
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The fact that i was gonna say what deadhead would say and already said makes me disappointed in myself...
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Old 07-02-2011, 12:21 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2011, 01:16 AM   #6 (permalink)
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That's not a bad question j!

Hmm.

It's tempting, but I'm doing pretty well without, and without a butt load of cash looks only get you so far as a guy.
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Old 07-02-2011, 02:05 AM   #7 (permalink)
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As long as it takes off the last 15 (the Depends years) and not 15 from the quality boning years, I might say yes.



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Old 07-02-2011, 10:35 AM   #8 (permalink)
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hmm if I took 15 years off my life I might be dead already...
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Old 07-02-2011, 10:43 AM   #10 (permalink)
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The fact that i was gonna say what deadhead would say and already said makes me disappointed in myself...

I would say great minds think alike, but you are admittedly intellectually inferior.
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Old 07-02-2011, 11:01 AM   #11 (permalink)
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im pretty happy with how i am currently. 199 iq would probably make living with normal people very difficult.
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Umm yes? Why would you want to live 15 more years anyways? You'll be old by then regardless. I'd take off an end 15 to have greatness while I'm young.

I mean would you really be upset if you only made it to 70 instead of 85?


And remember he said looks AND intelligence. If it were looks I would be tempted, but I don't think I would. But with great intelligence you can make an incredible life for yourself.
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Old 07-02-2011, 09:27 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Yeah this question was a no brainer for me....

because I've been in a nursing home.

fucking scary. I was with someone visiting their mother and I was trying to encourage them to have private time..but she kept asking me questions because the person I brought to see her wasnt totally there either.

I quote from my blackberry (i didn't want to forget what she said)
"I don't even know where I am. People at my table say they recognize me, but I don't know any of them. I'm not even sure I know what year it is"

So yeahhhhh there are about one thousand of those zombies, i mean, people wandering around nursing homes modern medicine has preserved the body and not the brain...sad really.

also all the fucks that work at nursing homes are lazy and always complaining. Most of them dont care for the residents and even abuse them. It can't be any other way, what kind and educated person is gunna want to work there. The remainder of society is left with the bottom string to take care of them
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Old 07-02-2011, 09:41 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i'm a big proponent of quality over quantity, and i think that answers your question.

and what the guy above me says about nursing homes is completely true. I watched my grandmother, a ww2 vet, slowly die of sepsis from a bedsore on her tailbone. Because those lazy fucks didn't turn her with the required frequency. before she died they made her go through several debridements of necrotic flesh. Our elderly deserve better. I see these people and then hear the people who argue against human euthanasia, and I just want to make them work in one of these places for three months, and see the people come in, degrade, and die. it's disgusting. just because one can live as long as science permits doesn't make it wise.

I will never put another member of my family in a home.

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I'm sorry for your G-ma bro

nursing homes are indeed for the most part just terrible. I'll have my mom livin with me at my own home before I send her up shit creek to one of those places.

Japan would look at us and shudder at the way we treat our elderly. Japan knows how to respect their elders. All I see around here are homeless vets, and then you hear the stories about people running up in a house and shooting and robbing an elderly vet. They got this one black guy, WWII vet. Killed in cold blood.

Ain't no justice.
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Old 07-03-2011, 05:40 AM   #16 (permalink)
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i'm a big proponent of quality over quantity, and i think that answers your question.

and what the guy above me says about nursing homes is completely true. I watched my grandmother, a ww2 vet, slowly die of sepsis from a bedsore on her tailbone. Because those lazy fucks didn't turn her with the required frequency. before she died they made her go through several debridements of necrotic flesh. Our elderly deserve better. I see these people and then hear the people who argue against human euthanasia, and I just want to make them work in one of these places for three months, and see the people come in, degrade, and die. it's disgusting. just because one can live as long as science permits doesn't make it wise.

I will never put another member of my family in a home.


Yes our elderly deserve better. Why not stop putting them in cheap homes because you don't want to take care of them? When I worked for a landscaping company we had a couple retirement homes that we worked at, and they were all treated well. Sure abuse and neglect can happen.


But I guess that's what happens when you dump off your problems to the next guy.
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Old 07-03-2011, 05:59 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I'd take 15 years off my life for an extremely large cock.
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I'll pass on the pill. I'm looking forward to the years I can flirt with nurses 40yrs younger than me. Also then I could pull the dellusional card and do funny shit to random people. "oh dont cry little billy that old guy didnt mean to shit in your pool he's just confused"
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