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View Poll Results: wtf is up with deadhead?
interfered with at a young age? 3 15.79%
was/ is bullied at school? 7 36.84%
Is obsessed with his mother? 2 10.53%
he is light in the heels (pillow biter, shirt lifter etc..) 7 36.84%
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Old 07-03-2011, 04:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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WTF is up with deadhead?

This may only encourage the little attention whore, but it might shut him up as well.

After seeing so many people complain about one member for the last week at least, I decided to try this thread (until some mod closes it).

So wtf is your problem? Idiot?
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Old 07-03-2011, 04:56 AM   #2 (permalink)
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been a while since someone posted a thread on yahooka complaining about another member.
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been a while since someone posted a thread on yahooka complaining about another member.
that's what has been wrong with this place for a long time. and who's complaining? thats your interpretation.
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Old 07-03-2011, 05:58 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Growing up in public schools there were always kids that constantly bragged about how smart they were. The thing is intelligence can be expressed in many ways. If you think it's okay to brag about how many things you've memorized, you don't have a well rounded intelligence. Maybe you're great at regurgitating things you've read, but you lack the ability to bring it back into the world gracefully. There is a spectrum of peoples ability to communicate and interact with the world, and if you've not figured out how to do it in a way that people can understand and relate to - you're not better off than a person who has nothing of value to share with the world at all.

tl;dr: deadheads gay
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I especially appreciate the tl:dr


On a quasi-related topic I never really understood how "shirt-lifter" referenced gay behavior. Straight guys lift girls shirts as well and possibly more frequently and with more gusto than gay guys.
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I especially appreciate the tl:dr


On a quasi-related topic I never really understood how "shirt-lifter" referenced gay behavior. Straight guys lift girls shirts as well and possibly more frequently and with more gusto than gay guys.
Yeah man I like to work with my shirt off whenever possible in the summer and I'm pretty straight.
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I'm used to people feeling threatened by me being smarter than they are.

Its actually quite flattering.

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I think I'll stick around. At least until school.
Although, I do get bored easily, so you may get lucky.

I'd hope for that if I was jimmycube.


Starting in September. Taking applied sciences so I can go to med school. Maybe some botany too if I have room in the schedule.
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I got hit by a pitch in the head. It smashed my helmet and put me out for a few minutes.

I didn't even see it. It left the pitcher's hand then I was on the ground.


But I got the same guy back a couple months later. Lined one right at his face and broke his jaw.
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I told one that it was just as good to eat oxy as it is to rail it. I could see myself doing the crack pipe thing, but the oxy was the only drugs I've seen my hookers do. Maybe I need seedier women.
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I can start and stop using heroin like I had a switch for it. But it took me like 2 years to quit smoking.
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I've done things you've probably never heard of.

This isn't anything new. I've been an expert when it comes to drugs for close to a decade.
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If I tried to explain it, I'd only confuse you. The theory of mind could fill whole libraries.


I bet you don't have to constantly dumb yourself down to the level of the people around you just to coexist.

Do you know what its like to be told in grade 3 that you are years ahead of your class and asked to wait patiently while the rest of them learn because for some reason, they only cater to the ones several years below grade level in catholic schools?


I'd be terrible at that. In speech, I have to simplify my train of thought to the point where I just sound condescending. I can't do small talk. The only things I can speak at length about make the people around me feel stupid. Or at least that's the most common complaint.

I'll probably end up running a lab and have employees that hate me.
I dunno....he seems like a down to earth, honest and very intelligent person to me....great people skills as well.
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maybe hes just foxin with us.

id rather have him talking shit then have tumbleweeds rolling thru the empty plains of yahooka.

buti guess i wasnt a party to the offending language
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dude doesnt bother me
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Me either, whats so bad about him?

looks like a little classic Yahooka mobbing (again)

is this why we cant keep other members?
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This doesn't help my narcissism at all.

If anything, it makes it worse.


Cool.


I'm me for a complex set of reasons that would take you guys years and an expensive education to figure out. Have at it if you like.

I like correcting people because it is fun. Better than any drug.
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Your declaration of superior intelligence only serves to alienate you more among those you interact with.

Here or elsewhere.
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Your declaration of superior intelligence only serves to alienate you more among those you interact with.

Here or elsewhere.
I can't do small talk. What else should I do?

My only small talk is "how about that weather/local sports team?"
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Your declaration of superior intelligence only serves to alienate you more among those you interact with.

Here or elsewhere.
Did you make that up yourself?
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I can't do small talk. What else should I do?

My only small talk is "how about that weather/local sports team?"
Go run the lab.





















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i must say there is a few gems in that list of shithead comments. The hooker ones intrigue me the most.

could u tell some hooker stories please? Not being sarcastic...hooker stories are usually pretty good.

yahooka is really lacking in them right now. We lost Tantric and Rob Kelly too. Rob was always down for some hooker action if i remember right.
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Did you make that up yourself?
I can't be 100% sure something similar to that hasn't ever been said or written by anyone else, but, yes, that was my response, not some copy pasta quote.
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