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07-22-2011, 11:58 AM
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Okay, so you're fucking this girl...
...and, in the middle of it, she falls asleep. Do you finish, or do you stop as soon as you realize she's passed out? Be honest with yourself before deciding on your answer.
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07-22-2011, 12:06 PM
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07-22-2011, 12:09 PM
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i shoot my load up her nostril
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07-22-2011, 12:20 PM
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Id spaff in her hair, take a photo then ring myself a taxi. VICTORY
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07-22-2011, 12:25 PM
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nice daze
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id probably just guilt her about it the next day. its never happened to me though so im not sure lol.
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07-22-2011, 12:44 PM
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Finish..Consent was established...
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"And no matter what they said
dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever" |
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07-22-2011, 12:52 PM
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Stop.
Put her to bed. Fall asleep next to her. Finish what we started when we both wake up well rested and energetic. (I wouldn't fuck a girl who I wouldn't want to wake up next to....)
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07-22-2011, 01:06 PM
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^ Nice guy of the week award, Congrats my friend!
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07-22-2011, 02:03 PM
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Happened to me once, we were both drunk as fuck.
Did exactly what Jonas said (we were already in her bed though, so I just crashed right there), and fucked like rabbits in the morning.
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07-22-2011, 02:14 PM
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"And no matter what they said
dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever" |
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07-22-2011, 02:31 PM
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quite recently actually...
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07-22-2011, 03:02 PM
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If she falls asleep I would conclude I wasn't doing it right. I would then tip toe out of the house and run frantically to the public library, where I would spend the rest of the night googling vaginas.
But that wouldn't happen. Cuz I have one.
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07-22-2011, 03:03 PM
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nice daze
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i dont recomend googling vaginas at the public library, you get strange looks
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07-22-2011, 03:04 PM
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Today, I am alive.
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I bet you do
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07-22-2011, 03:58 PM
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if i had a girl fall asleep on me i think i would put a paperbag on my hanging head and kick that can soup down the sidewalk all the way home.
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07-22-2011, 05:53 PM
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but really I'd feel like shit.. the next day bc I so finished 
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