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View Poll Results: hit it or not?
hit it bro 8 40.00%
no way, I do't wanna burn 10 50.00%
i'm ghey 2 10.00%
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Old 07-25-2011, 10:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Could you?

Have sex with a twenty year old that you knew when she was 1 year old.
You are 20 when she was born, her mother is a good friend, saw the kid growing up.

Can you do such a thing and not have your soul burn in eternal hell forever?
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Old 07-25-2011, 10:20 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Have sex with a twenty year old that you knew when she was 1 year old.
You are 20 when she was born, her mother is a good friend, saw the kid growing up.

Can you do such a thing and not have your soul burn in eternal hell forever?


It is legal and imaginary things can't burn in imaginary places. You're good to go.
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Old 07-25-2011, 10:52 AM   #3 (permalink)
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That's pretty fucked up man, you done it or something?
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That's pretty fucked up man, you done it or something?
Grover Cleveland married some chick he knew when she was an infant. He was like 28 when she was born if I recall correctly.
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Ya, well Grover Cleveland is one fucked up dude, who is he?
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Ya, well Grover Cleveland is one fucked up dude, who is he?
The 22nd and 24th president of the united states.
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I'd say FUCK NO

Edit: Would you still be friends with somebody that you know who fucked your kid?
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shes 20, it isnt like she doesnt have a say in the matter.


hit that shit while you can you old bastard. Pretty soon you'll be all old and not gettin any like The Rev and Roach.
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Old 07-25-2011, 11:10 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I'd choose no, and not because of 'hell'.
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I'd say FUCK NO

Edit: Would you still be friends with somebody that you know who fucked your kid?
That's more or less how arranged marriages worked. That system served us well for thousands of years. I don't know why it isn't still common.
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Old 07-25-2011, 11:22 AM   #12 (permalink)
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How good of friends are you all (mom, her and you)?
and how hot is she? Does she go after you?
Getting some 20 year old tail when your 40 would be pretty excellent Im imagining!
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I think the idea of romance screwed it up I'm sure....
Human/Women's rights probably fucked it up too, thankfully

Seemed function and/or ''you'll get used to it or the old man'' wasn't suiting folks.

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thats a pretty substantial age gap, and the fact that you know the fam might create some drama. im gonna go with no i wouldnt!
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Arranged marriages were based on oppression, they could never survive in a culture with free choice.
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What this thread takes for granted, but the message is obvious, is that pretty much every man would WANT to hit that. He likely wants other things MORE, like a good relationship with his friend, etc. so he doesn't act on his wants. BUT, his maleness says, "It is young and fair; I must fuck it." and that prime directive cannot be violated.



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There are exceptions to any rule but in general that would be pretty fucking creepy.

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Edit I think the second option would have been better without the hellfire reference.
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