Fucked up stuff your relatives have done.

Sir-Ex · 07-29-2011, 07:59 AM

What are some fucked up things, or stories that involve members of your immediate or extended family. I don't have a huge amount of crazy stories of my own, but there are definitely some crazy folk in my family, and I'm sure that most if not all of you do as well.

**SageTree** · 07-29-2011, 08:51 AM

Two cousins
One Elk hunting sized rifle
One Video camera

One sights the deer for a head shot.
One hold camera and whistles.
When the deer looks, Nick shoots it in the face, while Joe holds steady with the film.

"We had to look all over the place for a horn to probe it was a legal kill!!!"

They announced after showing the video and then again in slo-mo at family Christmas gather.

Perhaps not 'fucked up' but certainly a disturbing hobby.

Sir-Ex · 07-29-2011, 09:10 AM

disturbing that certainly is.

**Jimmycube** · 07-29-2011, 09:48 AM

well my grandfather on my dad's side killed his father *my great grandfather* who happened to be in a wheel chair at the time. Beat him to death in a drunken rage i guess.

My dad refuses to talk about it as does his whole side of the family. My mom told me this disturbing fact only about 4 or 5 years ago.

Fucked up shit

**SageTree** · 07-29-2011, 09:49 AM

In slow motion it was like the deer was taking off it's skin and skull like a coat.

Damn.... the only thing I'll give em is that is was a clean shot and the deer didn't suffer beyond wondering what the fuck just whistled at it!

The Rev · 07-29-2011, 12:16 PM

My parents adopted a dog then decided it was too much trouble so they drove off into the woods and abandoned it there.

The Rev

Captain Cannabis · 07-29-2011, 05:17 PM

after my grandpa died, during a routine background check on someone in my family, it was discovered that my gpa had a criminal record in canada. him being gone at the time of this discovery, nobody alive (including his wife) has any idea what it was for. he was in the air force, worked in a coal mine and was the sheriff of a small manitoba town until his retirement.

so whatever he did, it wasn't enough to keep him from being a sheriff, but it was enough to cause problems for a family member who was trying to get a volunteer position. no matter what it was, nobody will ever know. thats kind of fucked up i guess.

fenderbender · 07-29-2011, 05:32 PM

how come nobody will ever know?

Does canada not keep records?

You can buy a background search online for like 50 bucks.

maybe your grandfather was Canadian Intelligence (lol oxymoron), and it is classified.

lol jk

profit · 07-29-2011, 05:59 PM

LOL fuckin yes. just yes.

Kompressor · 07-29-2011, 06:05 PM

My dad smuggled diamonds from Kenya to India to pay for college.

The Rev · 07-29-2011, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Kompressor

My dad smuggled diamonds from Kenya to India to pay for college.

That's kinda more badass than fucked up, IMO.

The Rev

The Rev · 07-29-2011, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SageTree

When the deer looks, Nick shoots it in the face, while Joe holds steady with the film.

That's one of the most messed up things I've ever heard. I don't know what I'm more ashamed of: the fact that I belong to the same species as those two guys, or that I laughed when first read it.

Damn this fucked up sense of humor!!!

The Rev

Terry · 07-29-2011, 06:32 PM

We can't turn the TV on at family gatherings because grandpa takes to loudly asking if the person on the TV is a Jew and says things like "goddamned nigger" when Obama shows up on the news. Generally he makes everyone uncomfortable but the younger kids think his outbursts are hilarious.

Sir-Ex · 07-29-2011, 06:45 PM

I mentioned this on another thread, but by uncle recently stabbed someone to death, stabbing them 15 times.

He claimed it was in self defense

Not sure if a verdict has been reached on that but I'm gonna find out.

Captain Cannabis · 07-29-2011, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fenderbender

how come nobody will ever know?

Does canada not keep records?

You can buy a background search online for like 50 bucks.

maybe your grandfather was Canadian Intelligence (lol oxymoron), and it is classified.

lol jk

you can't get background checks online in canada, you have to go to a police station. you also can't get them for anyone other than yourself. the information concerning what his criminal record was for is definitely not available. it was actually probably not even legal for them to tell us which family member it concerned, but since he wasn't around they made an exception.

HTAM · 07-29-2011, 08:08 PM

I have family who know/knew people who lay people down on the train tracks to kill them. People like my cousin.

kitch · 07-29-2011, 08:16 PM

Wtf you can be denied a job for something a relative did? Was it an intelligence job at least he got denied for? I'd hate to think that I'd lose out on a job at the zoo or something cuz one of my ancestors broke some law...

kitch · 07-29-2011, 08:17 PM

Also my mom one punched a whale in its stupid whale eye. To be fair tho the whale deserved it.

shai_hulud · 07-29-2011, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by kitch

Wtf you can be denied a job for something a relative did? Was it an intelligence job at least he got denied for? I'd hate to think that I'd lose out on a job at the zoo or something cuz one of my ancestors broke some law...

lol your dreams of being a zoo scientist crushed(!) cuz your uncle fucked a donkey

Captain Cannabis · 07-29-2011, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kitch

Wtf you can be denied a job for something a relative did? Was it an intelligence job at least he got denied for? I'd hate to think that I'd lose out on a job at the zoo or something cuz one of my ancestors broke some law...

ya you absolutely can be denied a sensitive job if there is unsavouriness in your background check. it was my mom and she got the job anyway.

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	Two cousins One Elk hunting sized rifle One Video camera One sights the deer for a head shot. One hold camera and whistles. When the deer looks, Nick shoots it in the face, while Joe holds steady with the film. "We had to look all over the place for a horn to probe it was a legal kill!!!" They announced after showing the video and then again in slo-mo at family Christmas gather. Perhaps not 'fucked up' but certainly a disturbing hobby. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,416 Thanks: 1,726 Thanked 3,818 Times in 2,258 Posts	disturbing that certainly is. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	In slow motion it was like the deer was taking off it's skin and skull like a coat. Damn.... the only thing I'll give em is that is was a clean shot and the deer didn't suffer beyond wondering what the fuck just whistled at it! __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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Captain Cannabis safety word: more Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: m.i.a. Posts: 13,922 Thanks: 2,705 Thanked 3,174 Times in 1,812 Posts	after my grandpa died, during a routine background check on someone in my family, it was discovered that my gpa had a criminal record in canada. him being gone at the time of this discovery, nobody alive (including his wife) has any idea what it was for. he was in the air force, worked in a coal mine and was the sheriff of a small manitoba town until his retirement. so whatever he did, it wasn't enough to keep him from being a sheriff, but it was enough to cause problems for a family member who was trying to get a volunteer position. no matter what it was, nobody will ever know. thats kind of fucked up i guess. __________________ fuck the monkeys

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Terry Militant Pacifist Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Moscow, Idaho Posts: 8,532 Thanks: 2,127 Thanked 2,387 Times in 1,187 Posts	We can't turn the TV on at family gatherings because grandpa takes to loudly asking if the person on the TV is a Jew and says things like "goddamned nigger" when Obama shows up on the news. Generally he makes everyone uncomfortable but the younger kids think his outbursts are hilarious. __________________ There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. -Sylvia Plath

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,416 Thanks: 1,726 Thanked 3,818 Times in 2,258 Posts	I mentioned this on another thread, but by uncle recently stabbed someone to death, stabbing them 15 times. He claimed it was in self defense Not sure if a verdict has been reached on that but I'm gonna find out. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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