Do you ever...

Mescalito · 08-26-2011, 04:01 AM

...sit down on the toilet because you are either too lazy to stand or lift the toilet seat?

Also.. don't ya hate it when your dick touches the toilet bowl. Maybe its just the toilets here or my big dick.. but either way.. ewwwwwwwwwwww. I've resroted to placing it on the toilet seat.. but then sometimes when you shit.. a little piss jumps out on the floor.

M

eldizle · 08-26-2011, 05:51 AM

i hate when my dick hits the toilet bowl/water, ugh, just feels like i'm getting a uti.

testicles in the water aren't as bad, unless it's first thing waking up. That's the worst.

Qui-Bong Jinn · 08-26-2011, 06:14 AM

You must have some pretty saggy balls man. If I'm taking a shit in a public washroom, and I'm done pissing I usually put him on the toilet seat, unless its my own bathroom because I know its clean (er).

Mescalito · 08-26-2011, 06:28 AM

er.

Edit: yeah what kinda toilet are you using.. where your balls touch the water.. or is this some sorta strange waking ritual?

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**SageTree** · 08-26-2011, 07:10 AM

I know this was a thread around here a month or so ago "Sit or Stand" is somewhere in the title....

Consensus was that if you're a dude, it's mad heterosexual to stand up no matter what

I think

Or maybe that is just what I read.

The Rev · 08-26-2011, 09:36 AM

I sit to piss in the morning, or when I get up in the middle of the night. The weird thing is, I can feel fully drained, but when I stand up, some extra reserve piss gets jostled, and I have to piss again.

What I want to know is, why is it sometimes when you pinch off a brownfish, sometimes a bit gets under the seat? I mean, how is it that something pointed down fires up? This is a subject that Nimoy totally overlooked on "In Search Of..." IMO.

The Rev

Xil · 08-26-2011, 11:55 AM

yea dick touching water grosses me the fuck out, and im not usually a germaphobe

for the reason i always stand to piss and if my dick is hanging lower than usual i may even hover poop

Sir-Ex · 08-26-2011, 12:35 PM

I don't think my dick has ever touch the water.

I have one of those dicks that is considerably smaller when it's not hard. I've had one girl tell me they've never seen a penis change in size so much.

eldizle · 08-26-2011, 02:47 PM

so my balls do hang low.

Mercury · 08-26-2011, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eldizle

i hate when my dick hits the toilet bowl/water, ugh, just feels like i'm getting a uti.

testicles in the water aren't as bad, unless it's first thing waking up. That's the worst.

Oh I see......

I don't like it when my dick touches the seat because it leaves piss drip marks on the seat and then I have to wipe it up and hit it with the Clorox.

stoneric · 08-26-2011, 04:14 PM

Someone is bullshitting someone if they say their dick is hitting the toilet water. I have the largest dick in the world and it doesn't hit the toilet water.

stoneric · 08-26-2011, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir-Ex

I don't think my dick has ever touch the water.

I have one of those dicks that is considerably smaller when it's not hard. I've had one girl tell me they've never seen a penis change in size so much.

Ya but quadrupling in size from 1 inch....

Mercury · 08-26-2011, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stoneric

Ya but quadrupling in size from 1 inch....

lmao!

The Rev · 08-26-2011, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eldizle

so my balls do hang low.

Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie em in a knot?
Can you tie em in a bow?
Do you throw o'er your shoulder,
Like a Continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?

The Rev

Sir-Ex · 08-26-2011, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stoneric

Ya but quadrupling in size from 1 inch....

That's still a fuckin accomplishment thank you very much

Mercury · 08-26-2011, 05:20 PM

^haha... small penis. Mine could touch the water if I really thrust it.

deadhead94 · 08-26-2011, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercury

^haha... small penis. Mine could touch the water if I really thrust it.

thrust is a funny word

Mercury · 08-26-2011, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deadhead94

thrust is a funny word

Mescalito · 08-26-2011, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xil

yea dick touching water grosses me the fuck out, and im not usually a germaphobe

for the reason i always stand to piss and if my dick is hanging lower than usual i may even hover poop

hahah! Hover poop!

M

**Home Wrecker** · 09-03-2011, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eldizle

i hate when my dick hits the toilet bowl/water, ugh, just feels like i'm getting a uti.

Whenever that happens my first thought is always like, "Well it's not the end of the world, many fine individuals led complete and fulfilling lives after contracting HIV."

08-26-2011, 04:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mescalito Oneironaut Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 6,295 Thanks: 867 Thanked 907 Times in 444 Posts	Do you ever... ...sit down on the toilet because you are either too lazy to stand or lift the toilet seat? Also.. don't ya hate it when your dick touches the toilet bowl. Maybe its just the toilets here or my big dick.. but either way.. ewwwwwwwwwwww. I've resroted to placing it on the toilet seat.. but then sometimes when you shit.. a little piss jumps out on the floor. M

08-26-2011, 07:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	I know this was a thread around here a month or so ago "Sit or Stand" is somewhere in the title.... Consensus was that if you're a dude, it's mad heterosexual to stand up no matter what I think Or maybe that is just what I read. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,863 Thanks: 5,015 Thanked 5,419 Times in 2,864 Posts	I sit to piss in the morning, or when I get up in the middle of the night. The weird thing is, I can feel fully drained, but when I stand up, some extra reserve piss gets jostled, and I have to piss again. What I want to know is, why is it sometimes when you pinch off a brownfish, sometimes a bit gets under the seat? I mean, how is it that something pointed down fires up? This is a subject that Nimoy totally overlooked on "In Search Of..." IMO. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

08-26-2011, 11:55 AM	#7 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,036 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	yea dick touching water grosses me the fuck out, and im not usually a germaphobe for the reason i always stand to piss and if my dick is hanging lower than usual i may even hover poop __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	I don't think my dick has ever touch the water. I have one of those dicks that is considerably smaller when it's not hard. I've had one girl tell me they've never seen a penis change in size so much. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

08-26-2011, 05:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
eldizle Love. Share it. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Inside a Microgram Scale Posts: 5,207 Thanks: 978 Thanked 591 Times in 423 Posts	i hate when my dick hits the toilet bowl/water, ugh, just feels like i'm getting a uti. testicles in the water aren't as bad, unless it's first thing waking up. That's the worst.

08-26-2011, 06:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
Qui-Bong Jinn Jedi High Council Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kingston, Ontario Posts: 2,121 Thanks: 905 Thanked 496 Times in 368 Posts	You must have some pretty saggy balls man. If I'm taking a shit in a public washroom, and I'm done pissing I usually put him on the toilet seat, unless its my own bathroom because I know its clean (er).

08-26-2011, 06:28 AM	#4 (permalink)
Mescalito Oneironaut Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 6,295 Thanks: 867 Thanked 907 Times in 444 Posts	er. Edit: yeah what kinda toilet are you using.. where your balls touch the water.. or is this some sorta strange waking ritual? M

08-26-2011, 02:47 PM	#9 (permalink)
eldizle Love. Share it. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Inside a Microgram Scale Posts: 5,207 Thanks: 978 Thanked 591 Times in 423 Posts	so my balls do hang low.

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stoneric bougeman Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,643 Thanks: 702 Thanked 1,512 Times in 1,067 Posts	Someone is bullshitting someone if they say their dick is hitting the toilet water. I have the largest dick in the world and it doesn't hit the toilet water.

08-26-2011, 05:20 PM	#16 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	^haha... small penis. Mine could touch the water if I really thrust it.

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