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Old 08-29-2011, 08:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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ha! stupid ducks...

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awww... that's sad.
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Old 08-29-2011, 08:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-29-2011, 08:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
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natural selection at work, the one surviving duck will spawn offspring that are not as retarded as its siblings
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Old 08-29-2011, 09:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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retarded ducks? ya cause baby ducks should instinctively know about giant unnatural deadly holes in the ground?


ducks have had to learn an incredible amount of information in a very short period of time. Being a bird in urbanized earth is not an easy thing.


Expecting animals to evolve at rate even similar to our own is retarded. Natural evolution takes a long time for changes to be made. They are already adapting at full speed and we are losing many species in the process.

It is fucking brutal how we are making the earth so uninhabitable for any kind of animal life but our own...

f this thread all bummin me out n shit.
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There is a duck pond in town here right next to a very busy street and it always brings a tear to my eye when they be crossin the road and holdin up traffic but everyone in their cars is just smiling and we always stop. nobody cares if they're late for that!
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retarded ducks? ya cause baby ducks should instinctively know about giant unnatural deadly holes in the ground?


ducks have had to learn an incredible amount of information in a very short period of time. Being a bird in urbanized earth is not an easy thing.


Expecting animals to evolve at rate even similar to our own is retarded. Natural evolution takes a long time for changes to be made. They are already adapting at full speed and we are losing many species in the process.

It is fucking brutal how we are making the earth so uninhabitable for any kind of animal life but our own...

f this thread all bummin me out n shit.
mother nature doesnt give a fuck
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Old 08-29-2011, 09:08 PM   #8 (permalink)
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if it wasn't cute little ducklings no one would care. or at least not care as much. yeah, sucks. nature's cruel.
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^he's probably from brazil or thailand or some place like that. i've noticed certain countries don't have much compassion for animals. they either want to eat them or inflict pain on them for entertainment.
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Old 08-29-2011, 11:06 PM   #13 (permalink)
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what if they fell into a broken canister of ooze and then evolved into super mutant ninja ducks! Now thats evolution!
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I laughed and my wife was mortified.

She said, "What if it was our daughter that fell through?" and I said, "I wouldn't walk across a storm grate with my daughter behind me. What if it was a fish with it's babies and the babies got sucked away by a current?"

She started to smile and said, "Well fish aren't real-"

I said, "No more questions." and we both busted up laughing.

And I was right. AND my wife had couldn't say shit.

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Old 08-30-2011, 07:57 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Yeah, like the photographer didn't come to their rescue.


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Old 08-30-2011, 08:06 AM   #16 (permalink)
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The reason there was 5 ducklings is because 3 or 4 of them aren't expected to survive to sexual maturity. Unnatural hole in the ground or not, it is still nature doing its thing.
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