cops and you

shai_hulud · 09-02-2011, 07:44 PM

i can honestly say that i've never had a really bad encounter with a police officer.

here are 2 experiences that come to mind

4 years ago i was caught 'street racing' in BC (i live in alberta) with no consequence. no charges, no tickets, anything. the plain clothed policemen just told me they had my license and i better not get caught doing that again, and that my friend (he wasn't caught, said they got his plate, though) was going to get a call from my hometown police commissioner. (lol.) the first thing the cop said (and he was fucking angry, i thought i was screwed) was that they were following us for 15 minutes, but i guess due to the fact they were driving a (unmarked white panel) van it was hard for them to get close. we were weaving through traffic pretty aggressively and acting like your typical fast and furious wannabe's with no regard for traffic rules, but i got off scott free. i still remember the occupants of the passing cars clapping and pointing at me like i got what was coming to me. heh.

another time just this summer i rolled my car. beer was in the back seat and exploded all over me and my girlfriend. i admittedly took the corner too fast whilst very fatigued, and once again, the cop just gave me an undue care and attention warning, (this was BC too. hmm) and all was well. didn't even breathalyze me and i was quite drenched in beer.

actually, i did get arrested once for drugs so i suppose that cop was a douche. that fucking douche.

share your cop stories, good or bad!

Mercury · 09-02-2011, 07:51 PM

I've had so many bad encounters with police, I can not even count them. Once they lay eyes on me it's like they want to "get" me for something, I know it's because I'm so outstanding. They see my car, they see my clothes, they hear the way I talk and they immediately want to cut me down to size. I hate it.

shai_hulud · 09-02-2011, 07:54 PM

what car do you drive, how do you dress, and how do you talk? or was that a line from lil wayne?

Mercury · 09-02-2011, 08:01 PM

I drive sports cars and luxury cars and i dress in expensive designer clothes and I don't dumb myself down when i talk to anyone, especially the police.

Man in Black · 09-02-2011, 08:04 PM

I've had guns pointed at me by the po-po, still no criminal record though. I are the smart one in my group of friends. so fresh and so clean clean.

shai_hulud · 09-02-2011, 08:04 PM

^^acting pretentious and stuck up will put you on the bad side of a lot of people, not just police.

Man in Black · 09-02-2011, 08:06 PM

All you have to know is A. your rights and B. how to talk to cops

that and STOP BREAKIN THE LAW ASSHOLE

kamikazi89 · 09-02-2011, 08:15 PM

on our lunch break a kid decided to peel out in the parking lot, a sgt. came over and started using profanity and i told him off pretty good(he was a disgrace to the badge, that sorta thing) he was spittin mad because i wouldn't stop taunting him and there wasn't a damn thing he could do about it...

Man in Black · 09-02-2011, 08:23 PM

^it all makes sense now..

kamikazi89 · 09-02-2011, 08:40 PM

shai_hulud · 09-02-2011, 08:41 PM

^ i like how normal you are!

Man in Black · 09-02-2011, 08:42 PM

^^you're like a more Grievesier grieves than grieves

shai_hulud · 09-02-2011, 08:47 PM

really? you see a similarity? at least grieves you can see as a functioning human being. with kam, and i mean no offense at all, i really dont, nor do i think she cares, but i wonder how someone like that even has the means for a computer connection and a computer. i see her as some sort of hobbit? no, that's a fictional thing. more like a, gypsy? i suppose even gypsies can do internet though. i don't know.

Man in Black · 09-02-2011, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shai_hulud

really? you see a similarity? at least grieves you can see as a functioning human being. with kam, and i mean no offense at all, i really dont, nor do i think she cares, but i wonder how someone like that even has the means for a computer connection and a computer. i see her as some sort of hobbit? no, that's a fictional thing. more like a, gypsy? i suppose even gypsies can do internet though. i don't know.

grieves is blase but kami takes it to a whole nother level. still up for debate if kami is a he/she.

shai_hulud · 09-02-2011, 09:16 PM

grieves is coherent

Man in Black · 09-02-2011, 09:24 PM

you're over analyzing it man... grieves would have got the joke......
....

Mercury · 09-02-2011, 09:28 PM

gayves and kamakazi are nothing alike you idiots

Rubix · 09-02-2011, 09:36 PM

driving to work at the end of a mephedrone binge doing 84 in a 70, got a warning. pulled over doing 53 in a 40, no ticket, and pulled over for turning out of Good Will at night without tabs.

Man in Black · 09-02-2011, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercury

gayves and kamakazi are nothing alike you idiots

gawd do you I have to spell it out to you it's the irrelevant pics you dunce

Roach · 09-02-2011, 11:26 PM

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still up for debate if kami is a he/she.

they'll never tell.

09-02-2011, 07:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	cops and you i can honestly say that i've never had a really bad encounter with a police officer. here are 2 experiences that come to mind 4 years ago i was caught 'street racing' in BC (i live in alberta) with no consequence. no charges, no tickets, anything. the plain clothed policemen just told me they had my license and i better not get caught doing that again, and that my friend (he wasn't caught, said they got his plate, though) was going to get a call from my hometown police commissioner. (lol.) the first thing the cop said (and he was fucking angry, i thought i was screwed) was that they were following us for 15 minutes, but i guess due to the fact they were driving a (unmarked white panel) van it was hard for them to get close. we were weaving through traffic pretty aggressively and acting like your typical fast and furious wannabe's with no regard for traffic rules, but i got off scott free. i still remember the occupants of the passing cars clapping and pointing at me like i got what was coming to me. heh. another time just this summer i rolled my car. beer was in the back seat and exploded all over me and my girlfriend. i admittedly took the corner too fast whilst very fatigued, and once again, the cop just gave me an undue care and attention warning, (this was BC too. hmm) and all was well. didn't even breathalyze me and i was quite drenched in beer. actually, i did get arrested once for drugs so i suppose that cop was a douche. that fucking douche. share your cop stories, good or bad! __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

09-02-2011, 07:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	what car do you drive, how do you dress, and how do you talk? or was that a line from lil wayne? __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

09-02-2011, 08:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,817 Thanks: 3,200 Thanked 1,348 Times in 896 Posts	I've had guns pointed at me by the po-po, still no criminal record though. I are the smart one in my group of friends. so fresh and so clean clean. __________________ When I was arrested I was dressed in black.

09-02-2011, 08:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	^^acting pretentious and stuck up will put you on the bad side of a lot of people, not just police. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

09-02-2011, 08:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,817 Thanks: 3,200 Thanked 1,348 Times in 896 Posts	All you have to know is A. your rights and B. how to talk to cops that and STOP BREAKIN THE LAW ASSHOLE __________________ When I was arrested I was dressed in black.

09-02-2011, 08:23 PM	#9 (permalink)
Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,817 Thanks: 3,200 Thanked 1,348 Times in 896 Posts	^it all makes sense now.. __________________ When I was arrested I was dressed in black.

09-02-2011, 08:41 PM	#11 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	^ i like how normal you are! __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

09-02-2011, 08:42 PM	#12 (permalink)
Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,817 Thanks: 3,200 Thanked 1,348 Times in 896 Posts	^^you're like a more Grievesier grieves than grieves __________________ When I was arrested I was dressed in black.

09-02-2011, 08:47 PM	#13 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	really? you see a similarity? at least grieves you can see as a functioning human being. with kam, and i mean no offense at all, i really dont, nor do i think she cares, but i wonder how someone like that even has the means for a computer connection and a computer. i see her as some sort of hobbit? no, that's a fictional thing. more like a, gypsy? i suppose even gypsies can do internet though. i don't know. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

09-02-2011, 09:16 PM	#15 (permalink)
shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	grieves is coherent __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

09-02-2011, 09:24 PM	#16 (permalink)
Man in Black willie d Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: dayton,ohio Posts: 4,817 Thanks: 3,200 Thanked 1,348 Times in 896 Posts	you're over analyzing it man... grieves would have got the joke...... .... __________________ When I was arrested I was dressed in black.

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