YaHooka Forums  

Go Back   YaHooka Forums > The Chronic Colloquials > Free For All
Home Register FAQ Social Groups Links Mark Forums Read

Free For All A place for thoughts and ideas that are out of place anywhere else.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
Old 09-03-2011, 04:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
Special Delivery
 
Mercury's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: The States
Posts: 8,150
Thanks: 294
Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts
What kind of animal are you?

It seems like every single person mirrors some animal, bird or sometimes fish in some way, either in appearance or personality or both.

I've seen a lot of people who look or act like bears.
I've seen lots of people like mice.
I've seen people like lions.
People like pelicans.
People like gazelle.
Peacocks.
Roosters.
Gorillas.
Fox's.


According to this site, I'm like a mole. Dark, underground type person. I tend to agree with that, but I don't think that this particular website offers many animals to choose from.
The Animal in You Personality Test

Then again, maybe I am a mole.

Has anybody said you remind them of a particular animal? what do you think? I think if you find your match then that animal MAY just be your spirit guide.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by DdC View Post
Oh Mercury eat shit for us again eh, you're a funny lil turd.
Mercury is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-03-2011, 04:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
Voice of Reason
 
Kompressor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Illinois
Posts: 8,361
Thanks: 0
Thanked 3,068 Times in 1,634 Posts
I got the Fox.

Seems to suit well.
__________________
Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. -H. Bergson
Kompressor is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-03-2011, 04:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
Keezheekoni
 
Geeno's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Scam City, NC
Posts: 19,592
Thanks: 2,477
Thanked 3,203 Times in 1,591 Posts
I got wolf. I've always been compared to a dog but consider myself more of a moth.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercury View Post
i've struck the absolute perfect balance between gay and smart
Geeno is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Geeno For This Useful Post:
fenderbender (09-06-2011)
Old 09-03-2011, 05:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
Special Delivery
 
Mercury's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: The States
Posts: 8,150
Thanks: 294
Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Geeno View Post
I got wolf. I've always been compared to a dog but consider myself more of a moth.
mothman???

__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by DdC View Post
Oh Mercury eat shit for us again eh, you're a funny lil turd.
Mercury is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-03-2011, 05:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
Oneironaut
 
Mescalito's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 6,295
Thanks: 867
Thanked 907 Times in 444 Posts
I'm a wild cat, which is interesting because when I was at school I was the cat because I could jump on walls almost as high as myself.

M
Mescalito is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-03-2011, 06:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
KTF
 
Lloydy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: England
Posts: 11,976
Thanks: 533
Thanked 2,477 Times in 1,138 Posts
Baboon. Cant say I relate to that.
__________________
Keep the red flag flying high
Lloydy is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 09-03-2011, 07:24 PM   #7 (permalink)
willie d
 
Man in Black's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: dayton,ohio
Posts: 4,817
Thanks: 3,200
Thanked 1,348 Times in 896 Posts
A mother fuckin' penguin. Hell yeah.


Quote:
Now you see it, now you don't. Aggressive yet gentle, outgoing but shy, stable yet flighty - everyone sees the penguin in a different way. It's that black and white thing: the penguin only reveals the side that it wants to you to see. So whether you like this darling-devil or not, you have to concede that it's a fascinating and enigmatic individual.

Penguins are birds condemned to live out their days on the ground. Unable to fly, their excess energy has no outlet save their creative talents and emotional outbursts. Penguins are poetic, artistic, and intellectually gifted, and as writers penguins have no equal.

But, if unable to channel their impulses in a positive way, the resulting turmoil proves damaging to their relationships and careers.

Penguins are deceptively intelligent and are particularly animated when intellectually challenged. They excel at word games and puzzles but are modest about their abilities and are generally underestimated by others.

With their misunderstood personality, penguins find writing an ideal tool for expressing their true feelings. They have a natural aptitude for languages and penguin personalities dominate the world of publishing as writers, editors, and journalists.

With a natural aptitude for languages, penguin personalities dominate the world of publishing as writers, editors and journalists. A strong sense of drama draws them to the theater and cinema, although unlike typical bird personalities they avoid the spotlight unless they're able to hide behind the characters they play. Once on stage however, they prove to be excellent performers with their multifaceted personalities conveying the full gamut of emotions.

However, a lack of confidence affects their work. Penguins tend to give up on tasks they were otherwise capable of and are often disappointed with their performance. Still, work never dominates their life and they always put their family first.
don't know what the fuck that has to do with penguins but it fits me perfectly..like whoa
__________________
When I was arrested I was dressed in black.
Man in Black is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-03-2011, 07:35 PM   #8 (permalink)
seriously skewed
 
Dr. ShinDig's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 892
Thanks: 251
Thanked 232 Times in 168 Posts
a Mountain Goat.. Hunh
__________________
Putting the High in "High Quality"
Dr. ShinDig is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Dr. ShinDig For This Useful Post:
Man in Black (09-03-2011)
Old 09-03-2011, 07:36 PM   #9 (permalink)
The Worst
 
Grieves's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Interstate 8
Posts: 12,081
Blog Entries: 1
Thanks: 2,560
Thanked 3,111 Times in 1,708 Posts
Beaver...

That fits...
__________________
"And no matter what they said
dollar is not your friend
and it's the feelings that are hard to know
are the feelings that all come slow

No matter what they said
dollar is not your friend
and these feelings that so hard to know
are the feelings that wont let go

No don't let go, till you find a home
World Unite and I'll love you forever"
Grieves is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-03-2011, 07:37 PM   #10 (permalink)
willie d
 
Man in Black's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: dayton,ohio
Posts: 4,817
Thanks: 3,200
Thanked 1,348 Times in 896 Posts
lol mountain goat
__________________
When I was arrested I was dressed in black.
Man in Black is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Man in Black For This Useful Post:
SageTree (09-06-2011)
Old 09-03-2011, 07:52 PM   #11 (permalink)
Learner
 
Sir-Ex's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Edmonton, Alberta
Posts: 11,413
Thanks: 1,725
Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts
I'm a swan!
__________________
Smile

Ditch the cigs!!!!!!
Sir-Ex is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-03-2011, 07:59 PM   #12 (permalink)
Learner
 
Sir-Ex's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Edmonton, Alberta
Posts: 11,413
Thanks: 1,725
Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts
Throughout the ages, swans have been venerated for their elegant grace and gentle beauty. So it's little surprise that these personalities attract such admiration as they sail serenely through life. The swan's noble reputation is its greatest asset and it takes care to cultivate its image by always appearing calm in public.

Things are very different just below the surface, for fueling the swan's elegant glide is a high-energy paddling that consumes most of its emotional stamina. While it's common for a bird personality to exhibit this kind of emotional volatility, it is particularly noticeable in the swan when contrasted with its tranquil exterior.

Supporting a high-profile swan persona requires substantial energy, and a high metabolism can leave them feeling exhausted and drained. When life gets overwhelming, they will take off and find a tranquil, gentle place to meditate and recharge before returning to the real world. This unsettled aspect of their personality means that a swan has probably moved to a different city at least once its life, or is at least planning to do so.

Appearance is important to the swan who enjoys the finer things in life and it spares no expense in pampering itself. It would be a mistake to simply dismiss it as a fragile beauty though; for it is a well traveled, worldly bird who has seen the best and worst of the human condition. Its experiences have made it a well-rounded and worldly individual who can adapt to almost any career. It has no problem with taking direction from a boss and is always prepared to accept input from others.

Its work is well integrated into its life and it strives to find balance in its career and family life. Because swan personalities are often gangly and awkward as children, they have substantial experience in dealing with difficult people and are well equipped to handle conflicts in the workplace. Their innate empathy makes them ideal therapists, doctors, nurses or personnel managers. With their natural beauty they are also well suited for careers in the arts, with a particular affinity for music, ballet and acting.
__________________
Smile

Ditch the cigs!!!!!!
Sir-Ex is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-03-2011, 08:00 PM   #13 (permalink)
Spark It or Park It
 
Jester4yall's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Africa
Posts: 3,653
Thanks: 2,760
Thanked 1,316 Times in 943 Posts
I'm a swan also..

Quote:
When life gets overwhelming, they will take off and find a tranquil, gentle place to meditate and recharge before returning to the real world. This unsettled aspect of their personality means that a swan has probably moved to a different city at least once its life, or is at least planning to do so.
so true


edit good find Merc!!
__________________

In matters of style, swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock. -Thomas Jefferson

You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed. - Larry Flynt
Jester4yall is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-03-2011, 08:01 PM   #14 (permalink)
Spark It or Park It
 
Jester4yall's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Africa
Posts: 3,653
Thanks: 2,760
Thanked 1,316 Times in 943 Posts
lol
__________________

In matters of style, swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock. -Thomas Jefferson

You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed. - Larry Flynt
Jester4yall is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-03-2011, 08:04 PM   #15 (permalink)
Learner
 
Sir-Ex's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Edmonton, Alberta
Posts: 11,413
Thanks: 1,725
Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts
I fucking LOVE being a swan man
__________________
Smile

Ditch the cigs!!!!!!
Sir-Ex is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Sir-Ex For This Useful Post:
SageTree (09-06-2011)
Old 09-04-2011, 11:07 AM   #16 (permalink)
we got dem skeedz
 
aft3rsh0kk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Highway to Hell
Posts: 1,986
Thanks: 1,001
Thanked 302 Times in 182 Posts
Lion

Genus and Species:
Panthera leo

\

The lion personality has the unmistakable presence of nobility. Moving with the unruffled calm of a cat and the dignified gait of someone in command, lions have no need to walk or talk quickly since they're never in danger of being ignored or marginalized. Every now and then, the lion will play to its gruff reputation by dramatically reprimanding a subordinate or impulsively making love to its partner with unsheathed claws. But underneath all its hissing and scratching, it's still a pussycat at heart.

Lions usurp a disproportional amount of resources with their extravagant lifestyles, and because of their voracious appetites society cannot support a great number of them.

Energetic and strong, lions respect strength in others and have no time for subtlety. Their moods are demonstrated with abandon, from yawning in public to growling at impudent inferiors, and they feel no need to follow social etiquette. They're always the first to complain about bad food or service in a restaurant, but are fair-minded and equitable and are often called to settle disputes of others.

When a lion is hired into a new job, things immediately begin to change. Alliances are forged and old rules are thrown out without regard for the feelings of others. In short order, there is a new sense of direction and a tangible sense of confidence that percolates throughout the organization. Perhaps because of their powerful personalities lions are not detail oriented, for the minutia of the mundane irritates the lion. It prefers to concentrate on the bigger picture, expecting its mate to do the 'trivial' tasks of shopping, housekeeping and childrearing.

In business the lion prefers to surround itself with animals beneath it in the food chain, offering leadership, strength and protection in exchange for loyalty and hard work. Realizing that its survival depends on these animals it is protective and possessive with its employees, but at the end of the day insists on taking the lion's share of the profits.

Lions are aggressive, predictable and dependable. Others always know where they stand with a lion, and their confidence and leadership abilities make them successful CEOs, company presidents, judges or lion tamers.
__________________

I wish you would, meet that WOOD, in the hood
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kompressor View Post
Everyone above me in this thread has a tiny dick and can't resolve their problems.
aft3rsh0kk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-04-2011, 01:34 PM   #17 (permalink)
Special Delivery
 
Mercury's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: The States
Posts: 8,150
Thanks: 294
Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grieves View Post
Beaver...

That fits...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir-Ex View Post
I'm a swan!
haha those are good calls
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by DdC View Post
Oh Mercury eat shit for us again eh, you're a funny lil turd.
Mercury is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-04-2011, 03:52 PM   #18 (permalink)
Victoria Aut Mors
 
Roach's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 1999
Posts: 7,182
Thanks: 2,372
Thanked 1,984 Times in 1,507 Posts
monkey

maybe an ape.

a silverback.
__________________
לזיין את הקופים
Roach is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-04-2011, 04:12 PM   #19 (permalink)
Shpadoinkle
 
Flamingnun's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: roflmao
Posts: 17,491
Thanks: 1,046
Thanked 2,633 Times in 1,185 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kompressor View Post
I got the Fox.

Seems to suit well.
This as well.
__________________
Flamingnun is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-04-2011, 04:56 PM   #20 (permalink)
Om nom
 
shai_hulud's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: ab, ca
Posts: 2,161
Thanks: 440
Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts
these personality tests are so comprehensive and accurate, it's a wonder how the companies that give them don't send us all an official badge of completion, to certify each and every one of us as the animal we really are.
__________________
http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc339/OMGITSDARREN/achphp.png
"There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."
shai_hulud is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -7. The time now is 12:46 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0
Inactive Reminders By Icora Web Design