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Old 09-04-2011, 11:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
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doused my balls in rubbing alcohol
i felt excruciating pain !
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Old 09-04-2011, 11:05 AM   #2 (permalink)
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please tell me lighter or matches were not present with said rubbing alcohol
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Old 09-04-2011, 11:06 AM   #3 (permalink)
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no he said his balls
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it actually works pretty well for treating smelly testicles, seeing as it is a disinfectant it kills all the microbes that might be living on your balls. i was using it to treat an ear infection and I figured, "hey, why not pour some of this on my balls?"
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Old 09-04-2011, 11:17 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I hear soap and water works pretty well too, sans pain.
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Old 09-04-2011, 11:28 AM   #7 (permalink)
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lol you just poured alcohol on your balls for the hell of it.

what a weirdo.



also Lol at the 17+ guests viewing this all because "balls" is in the title.
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wtf were you thinking

I accidentally rubbed my balls after cutting up red chili's.

If you enjoyed the alcahol then you'll just love the chilli's.
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Yeah I once cleaned up some Dave's Insanity sauce that had spilled one time when I was drunk, went ahead and either wiped/just rinsed off my hands, don't really remember, either way I then proceeded to pee about 10 minutes later and was uncomfortable for a good half hour or so afterwards.
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you must have tiny cuts all over your ball sack thus you are quite susceptible to STDS thus GROSSSSSS!!!!
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I accidentally rubbed my balls after cutting up red chili's.

If you enjoyed the alcahol then you'll just love the chilli's.
I worked on a hot pepper farm a couple years ago and some days we would cut up thousands of hot peppers, I made the mistake of taking a piss with some of the residue of hot peppers on my hand, it burned for days.

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lol you just poured alcohol on your balls for the hell of it.
i got jack shit to do
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Old 09-04-2011, 02:23 PM   #12 (permalink)
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when i'm bored i surf reddit or play dues ex, maybe watch tv. pouring rubbing alcohol on my balls is probably one of the last things i would do besides maybe try to give my cat a bath.
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Old 09-04-2011, 03:27 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Alex, I'll take 'Things to pour on my balls when I'm bored' for $500.00, please.
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Old 09-04-2011, 03:33 PM   #14 (permalink)
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nothing burns your balls like the army's cs (tear) gas chamber.
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back of legs
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I don't think there was a part of my body that didn't burn.
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Old 09-04-2011, 03:42 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Classic Yahooka right here, bravo ted.
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I don't think there was a part of my body that didn't burn.
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when I was younger I used something with an alcohol base as a masturbatory aid. BIG fucking mistake.
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please tell me lighter or matches were present with said rubbing alcohol

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when I was younger I used something with an alcohol base as a masturbatory aid. BIG fucking mistake.
Shit, that's the realization I had with just shampoo, I can only imagine something with an alcohol base!
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