Has anyone here ever been abducted by aliens?

Stanton Peedman · 09-10-2011, 09:17 PM

In the past 20 years there have literally been hundreds of thousands if not millions of alleged alien abduction cases in the world. Surely with these numbers and on such a busy forum as this, there must be a few of you out there who have had an experience of the third kind? Maybe you feel like you "may" have been abducted, maybe you have seen a UFO?

Please don't fib, but if you have had an experience, I'm sure we'd all love to hear it!

~1~ · 09-10-2011, 09:35 PM

I totally believe that if they don't walk amongst us they certainly post on message boards, some of the posters on this board have to be fucking spacemen, have you met roach?

I'm so glad the newbs can post, we need new blood around here.

Mikey · 09-10-2011, 09:55 PM

i dont know
but it does seem fishy for everyone to report the same type of thing i guess

Roach · 09-10-2011, 10:01 PM

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but it does seem fishy for everyone to report the same type of thing i guess

when someone comes up with something totally new, then it will probably not just be a dream of some sci-fi film watched while stoned

Stanton Peedman · 09-10-2011, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikey

i dont know
but it does seem fishy for everyone to report the same type of thing i guess

I agree we should always look at repetitive stories with skepticism, but the truth is the consistency is also very intriguing. Either people are just making up and "copying" stories on a MASS level, or something concrete really is constantly happening to people. Some sort of alien abduction protocol?

Mercury · 09-10-2011, 11:35 PM

To be honest, I've never heard an abudction story that was very convincing or even eloquent.

Grieves · 09-11-2011, 12:50 AM

They only take the children...The stories are just delusions planted to distract the parents....

aft3rsh0kk · 09-11-2011, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Mercury

To be honest, I've never heard an abudction story that was very convincing or even eloquent.

whats eloquent about being taken into a little green guys rapist ship andbeing violated

how sugar coated can it get

HTAM · 09-11-2011, 01:13 AM

I didn't even read this mutha fucker and I'm just gonna say that was the best thread topic I've seen at 2am in forever.

**mothernature** · 09-11-2011, 01:23 AM

Although I think aliens do exist somewhere, and maybe even here, I don't believe in the abduction stories.

José · 09-11-2011, 01:28 AM

Qui-Bong Jinn · 09-11-2011, 03:53 AM

I don't understand your posts Jose.

Kompressor · 09-11-2011, 06:35 AM

I always wondered why aliens like beef so much.

~1~ · 09-11-2011, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Kompressor

I always wondered why aliens like beef so much.

Tasty tasty meat...

deadhead94 · 09-11-2011, 08:14 AM

I am a rational adult Human with all of my cognitive faculties in order. I also don't have any sleep disorders.

So, no.

Parallax · 09-11-2011, 11:52 AM

well i for one welcome our new reptilian overlords

Mercury · 09-11-2011, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by aft3rsh0kk

whats eloquent about being taken into a little green guys rapist ship andbeing violated

how sugar coated can it get

The way you put it there is a more descriptive account than most of these peopel give. it's always like:

"i was in this room. there were these bright lights. these beings were all around me. they communicated to me."

oh yeah, that's fucking called EVERY DAY LIFE.

i'm not saying that there's no such thing as abuduction, but you would think that the story of being abudction would blow your fucking mind with descriptions but these people make it sound exactly like a trip to the goddamn dentist office.

aft3rsh0kk · 09-11-2011, 04:30 PM

lol maybe they were in dentists offices...O.o

Suliman · 09-11-2011, 04:37 PM

Smoke DMT, that shit will make you get abducted by inter-dimensional beings; its actually a pretty well documented phenomenon

Buds Bundy · 09-26-2011, 10:05 PM

fire in the sky was a crazy movie when i was younger and i actually thought i would get abducted after seeing it

anyone remember that special on FOX it was supposed to be real footage of peopel in ahouse and aliens coming at them blair witch style?

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Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,443 Thanks: 1,144 Thanked 2,246 Times in 1,475 Posts	i dont know but it does seem fishy for everyone to report the same type of thing i guess __________________ RIP Gov

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