Sir-Ex

fender and his lusty loins.


ME AND MY LUSTY LIONS!!!

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Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

deadhead94

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Captain Cannabis

i feel like you should probably just learn to masturbate

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fenderbender

capt u have no idea man.

my junk is even chafed up a.t.m. from wankin it too much.

i feel like im 14, even after fapping im immediately horny again.


I masturbate AT LEAST twice a day. and that is the bare minimum.


im just 20 years old and my sex drive is going fucking berserk

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osirus2020

You know dude it would be easier for you to break up with her than it would be to get her back and even if you did, things would never be the same. Why don't you give it until Thanksgiving and see how things are going? You obviously care about the girl.

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fenderbender

well


here's the thing.

I've kinda neglected to say this but,

i already have this girl hitting me up to chill n shit. Therefor complicating things greatly.

We havent even chilled once, but like i said im going crazy sexualy, plus i used to have a crush on this chick back in highschool lol.

Im being tempted hardcore right now, hence the confusion and feeling that i need to do something NOW.



But yeah you are right osirus, that would def be the smart/cool thing to do.
too bad i am neither smart nor cool.

Plan is to meet this chick, and see if she is worth it or not. If she is cool enough im probably gonna call it off with my current girl. If not, then idk we'll see.

I wont cheat on my gf though, so if it comes down to me not being able to stay committed to her, ill have to break it off.

Should have a decision made very soon as i have plans to meet this other girl this weekend.

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deadhead94

You could be like me and disregard the feelings of others then construct an elaborate lie to cover yourself from consequences.

But I'm assuming that would be an unpopular option.

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Sir-Ex

Just remember a text before fucking doesn't count as breaking up.

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fenderbender

i fuckin love you guys


yahooka 4 life

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Captain Cannabis

i think yahooka is going to have break up with you fender

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SageTree

I love you dudes and all...



But I want to hump on some other forums

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SageTree

Getting 'fucking' old

Pretty sure I sent you this pic one day as a response!

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deadhead94

Hell no. Fruit flies fucking never gets old. Plus, it was better suited here.


That picture was a result of a google search for "fruit flies fucking"

The third fly makes the picture. Not funny without it.

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SageTree

Not 'a flying fuck'?

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AlteredStateGrl

Crap. lots of pages and responses to read through...and a shit load of videos to skip...imma just gonna say this a quarter of the way through reading all of this...break up with her and play. Srsly.

**now I guess I'll keep skimming and see what's gone on....**

edit:

Eh, that's not really your "problem". She'll survive and move on. Heartbreak is a part of life, growth and discovery. You're both young. She'll never be the same? Probably not, but first of all, lets not give yourself too much credit here...there's a chance she'll mourn this all of a couple days to a week and then realize..."hey, maybe this wasn't such a bad idea..." and move on. Or, she'll get all mopey and sad, etc, etc. If you knew you wanted to stay with her, you wouldn't be pussyfootin' around, you'd know. You have a strong drive to end this for a reason. Not all correct decisions are easy ones, doesn't mean you should avoid them.

All imo, of course.

Also, just because Mafoo is lonely biting stripper ass on the weekends, doesn't mean you will be. There are thousands who have been in your shoes and broke up and carried on, bigger, better things, etc. Who lived very happily. Do you think constantly stressing about this and worrying yourself sick is anyway to be? And you're just prolonging it.

Also (if memory serves correctly), isn't this your first "serious" relationship? Yeah...I still stick with the break up idea.

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