luv 2 blow my nose

Mercury · 09-23-2011, 12:13 AM

until now i think i've always underestimated the pleasure of blowing my nose. not that i think i have any more or less boogers than i ever did before, but it's sometimes an action i neglected.

so sometimes i'm just chilling and i wonder "something seems wrong with me. not seriously wrong but i'm just uncomfortable for some reason"...

*bing!!* i gotta blow my nose. so i grap some TP and give it a good blow and maybe i twist it up and swab up in there for good measure.

the result? why clear nasal passages of course. the benefit: excellent breathing which simply wasn't being accomplished pre-blow.

so it's like a new routine for me now. wake up: blow my nose. get out of the shower: blow my nose.

it just feels fucking spectacular.

Xil · 09-23-2011, 12:17 AM

right now i'm wondering how my body can even create snot this fast...fucking colds

seriously though, its starting to piss me off...

Mercury · 09-23-2011, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Xil

right now i'm wondering how my body can even create snot this fast...fucking colds

seriously though, its starting to piss me off...

oh shit well if you got snot coming out and you have to keep blowing and wiping then you know you're dangerously close to getting a rash on your nostriles. i fucking hate that shit.

Xil · 09-23-2011, 12:25 AM

tissues treated with vics.

s'all good brother

deadhead94 · 09-23-2011, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xil

right now i'm wondering how my body can even create snot this fast...fucking colds

seriously though, its starting to piss me off...

the average nose during a cold releases about 75ml (give or take) of mucus an hour.

**SageTree** · 09-23-2011, 07:34 AM

If I'm able, I prefer to snot rocket, then snort some water up my nose.

Keeps them shits clear for a long ass time.

Xil · 09-23-2011, 04:04 PM

i'm not gonna lie, i'll blow snot rockets in the shower. the steam just loosens it up so nicely, and it goes right down the drain

the-who? · 09-23-2011, 04:13 PM

sonny, you will be sorely missed, you little bat-faced piece of shit.

*hocks loogie in mercrury's face*

Qui-Bong Jinn · 09-24-2011, 03:11 AM

^You're a fag.

Sage got it right, snot rockets are awesome.

HTAM · 09-24-2011, 10:34 AM

You guys are all a bunch of Snotzis

Except you The Who, you're a booger.

Rubix · 09-25-2011, 07:22 AM

breathe Right ftw

deadhead94 · 09-25-2011, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Rubix

breathe Right ftw

I can't use those. They feel weird and I can't sleep.

Rubix · 09-25-2011, 09:58 AM

your not doing it right maybe

clean your nose of oil, let dry, apply evenly to half your bridge and half nostrils, press down, voila. Air

Sir-Ex · 09-25-2011, 11:07 AM

rofl at the thought of someone sleeping with a strange device attached to their nose.

ROFL LAUGHING AT PEOPLE IN HOSPITAL BEDS WITH TUBES NOW!!!

Rubix · 09-25-2011, 12:20 PM

If you have a cold, it works wonders for sleep

deadhead94 · 09-25-2011, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rubix

your not doing it right maybe

clean your nose of oil, let dry, apply evenly to half your bridge and half nostrils, press down, voila. Air

I'm doing it right, the instructions are written as such that a small child could follow them.

they just feel weird

Rubix · 09-25-2011, 12:58 PM

yeah they're not cheap either. i worked at a place packaging them when they first came out; got like 15 boxes for free

the-who? · 09-25-2011, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Qui-Bong Jinn

I'm a giant faggot with a gay name.

Yeah pretty much.

Sir-Ex · 09-25-2011, 07:51 PM

qui bong: You're a fag.

the who: You're a fag!

Oh golden discourse!

**SageTree** · 09-26-2011, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex

qui bong: You're a fag.

the who: You're a fag!

Oh golden discourse!

Everyone on here is a Fag.

I thought this was common knowledge?

09-23-2011, 12:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,036 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	right now i'm wondering how my body can even create snot this fast...fucking colds seriously though, its starting to piss me off... __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

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Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,036 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	tissues treated with vics. s'all good brother __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,767 Times in 4,664 Posts	If I'm able, I prefer to snot rocket, then snort some water up my nose. Keeps them shits clear for a long ass time. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,036 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	i'm not gonna lie, i'll blow snot rockets in the shower. the steam just loosens it up so nicely, and it goes right down the drain __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

09-23-2011, 04:13 PM	#8 (permalink)
the-who? watching adultswim Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 978 Thanks: 16 Thanked 181 Times in 131 Posts	sonny, you will be sorely missed, you little bat-faced piece of shit. hocks loogie in mercrury's face __________________ Please, aint nobody fucking after her. I'm outta here soon as I fix the flux capacitor.

09-24-2011, 03:11 AM	#9 (permalink)
Qui-Bong Jinn Jedi High Council Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kingston, Ontario Posts: 2,121 Thanks: 905 Thanked 496 Times in 368 Posts	^You're a fag. Sage got it right, snot rockets are awesome.

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HTAM Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,872 Thanks: 2,368 Thanked 2,117 Times in 1,179 Posts	You guys are all a bunch of Snotzis Except you The Who, you're a booger.

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	rofl at the thought of someone sleeping with a strange device attached to their nose. ROFL LAUGHING AT PEOPLE IN HOSPITAL BEDS WITH TUBES NOW!!! __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

09-25-2011, 07:51 PM	#19 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	qui bong: You're a fag. the who: You're a fag! Oh golden discourse! __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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