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09-29-2011, 03:05 AM
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What was Jesus's middle name?
Did that almighty Jesus guy have a middle name? If not or if it is unknown then I say we make one up for him right now! Hell, most of the bible is made up anyway!
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09-29-2011, 03:44 AM
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Those Americans who believed that we could live under the illusion of isolationism wanted the American eagle to imitate the tactics of the ostrich. Now, many of those same people, afraid that we may be sticking our necks out, want our national bird to be turned into a turtle. But we prefer to retain the eagle as it is--flying high and striking hard. "FDR" |
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09-29-2011, 05:27 AM
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May Grandfather used to say it was H.E.
 stubs toe** "JESUS H.E. CHRIST!!!!!" While great Aunt only ever knew him as "JESUS GOD BABE!!!!"
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09-29-2011, 06:22 AM
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09-29-2011, 11:30 AM
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In matters of style, swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock. -Thomas Jefferson You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed. - Larry Flynt |
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09-29-2011, 11:34 AM
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I doubt middle names were common back then and if they were it was probably the name of the father as to make the lineage clear, as is common today with many cultures.
Russian mens middle name is their fathers name, makes sense to me.
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09-29-2011, 11:35 AM
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09-29-2011, 11:47 AM
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09-29-2011, 12:01 PM
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 Note I said less. But I keed now, I keed.
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09-29-2011, 12:05 PM
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I almost gave you that smiley
but decided "lets not stur the coldron."
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09-29-2011, 12:10 PM
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09-29-2011, 02:48 PM
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the H. stands for Hellraiser. fact.
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09-29-2011, 03:15 PM
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Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!! |
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10-01-2011, 07:11 AM
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10-01-2011, 10:50 AM
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Look, a long time ago in a little kid was born and his dad was so happy to see him.
Dad was like, 'Hey Dude..' and that name stuck with the little fucker. Which was nice because his last name was Howzitgoin. So Hey Dude Howzitgoin had a nice ring to it. But see, this kid's dad like to travel a lot- they had their own donkey when Hey Dude was born, but eventually they traded the donkey for a boat, because donkeys can't swim, and you can't plow a field with a boat. So, Hey Dude and his family end up sailing to Spain, and shortly after they got there, Hey Dude got lost on the docks. But the Dock Police found him, so it was cool. There was a little problem though. Hey Dude had lost his front teeth and was waiting for his birthday to get them back. So, the was a little miscommunication when cops asked him his name. He was trying to say Hey Dude, but they misunderstood him and started calling him Heyzues, which eventually became Jesus, which translates to Jesus for all the whities. So the kid grows up a little more and then starts seeing the problem he's going to have. Hi, I'm Jesus Howzitgoin, how's it going? Then one day at the pool, just like that, the other kids started teasing him and shit talkin' about 'Jesus Two Times' ha ha ha and Jesus started crying. So, then the kids really started in on him talking about "Jesus Crys! Jesus Crys!" And that really pissed off Jesus. From then on, if anyone called him Jesus Crys anymore he slapped them upside the head with a trout. So the creative bastards that tormented him added a 't' and it stuck. There you go. How he got the street name Louie- I just don't think any of you are ready for the truth about that. |
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