Man in Black

Silly? To me, that means acting like a fool. and I can't stand people who act like damn fools.

Apparently I quite frequently look like I am pissed off or upset. People always ask what's wrong.

Nothing's wrong, I just don't want to go around looking like a damn fool smiling all the time.

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When I was arrested I was dressed in black.

Kompressor

This is definitely my inner theme song.

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Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. -H. Bergson

HTAM

I think you should smile intentionally.

And then when someone asks you why you're smiling, tell them, "I just farted."

Man in Black

I feel like Hank Hill or something.

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When I was arrested I was dressed in black.

Mercury

^hehe..... yep



i'm an all or nothing kind of guy. i say a person should either be really funny and entertaining and make everyone laugh, OR they should STFU and be serious and get down to business. everyone else is just a sheep.

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AnimalLover420

I am a very goofy person, and I'm not afraid to show it off in public. Last weekend at a craft show, my friend asked me to model in the fashion show because one of the designers was one girl short. He dressed me up in this ridiculous getup with fringe and gold fabric and cleavage. I was just doing it as a favor, but all the other girls in the backstage area were actual models (or at least wannabe models). They took themselves SO seriously, piling on makeup and hairspray, practicing their "walk". Once I got done with my stint down the runway, I overheard the other girls bragging about how they managed not to smile because I guess you're supposed to look all angry and serious. I realized that I had cheesed it hardcore the entire time I was in front of this crowd and acted like a total goofball, twirling around in this ridiculous outfit, and it made it so much more fun. All my friends in the audience were howling out at me, calling my name. I don't know, I'm just not a very serious person. I never let my ego get in the way of a good time.

On a related note, who's dressing up for Halloween? I do it pretty much every year. My current job involves a lot of kids, so I'm fur sure dressing up this year. I think I'll be a unicorn!

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adventure

just feel.....
lol

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Coming Full Range

adventure

I was in Rite Aid waiting for my script and was getting bored/antsy. Not a good combo for me I don't like to bother other people, unless they are beginning for it. I like to pretend I'm having crazy conversations with people on my cellphone. "holy crap bobby, wow slow down. pookie pie peanut gravy, the LLama had just one huge baby. What are we going to name it, get the after birth in the fridge, I dont think we will be able to cook it up till tomorrow."

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Coming Full Range

eldizle

how could i turn down a request (or three)



now i'm going to have you guys on my ass to clean my bookshelf

HTAM

Please also tell your cool ass black cat I said "Thanks" as well.

catastrophe

does yur cat dance too?

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From Which Wë First Must Wakë
Bëƒorë Wë May Drëam Again…”
RIP Gov

“To see a world in a grain of sand, And a heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand, And eternity in an hour.”

Captain Cannabis

sweet moves! thanks for the vid. i definitely do not have dancing skills like that

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fuck the monkeys

eldizle

no, she's a hunter. blanket monsters. moths. etc. I deleted the link because i was worried about a video of my room on the net, but it only now just occurred to me that a still is just as evidentiary. I'm just glad I'm not currently a user of anything more illegal than sassafras, but i'm sorry to anyone else who might have wanted to see it. Rest assured than nun, weedwax, or someone along those lines has saved it to their hard drive and is manipulating the frames into homo porn as we speak.

but then i get full of myself sometimes.

Dhomnley

I used to do this stuff in my late teens and it's a shame I stopped. What everyone should do at least once is crossdress. Go out in public and make at least 2 people of your gender look at you like you know they want you.

It is empowering and boosts the self esteem, to psyche people out that way. If you can't bring yourself to do it then you're a phaggot. If you do it but no one eyes you down like candy, you have lost the touch.

Lloydy

Not dressing up like a woman makes you a faggot? Aye, only puffs shag women too, real men fuck blokes arses.

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Keep the red flag flying high

Sir-Ex

I missed it

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Smile

Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

Captain Cannabis

it was glorious

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fuck the monkeys