Microwaving shit

Suliman · 10-04-2011, 01:21 AM

What random shit have you microwaved?

Everyone has done the CD, thats kind of played out.
I enjoy soap, expands to 3x, 4x its regular size, but smells like shit.

My personal favourite is a brand new incandescent light bulb. do that shit at night, its like a personal light show in the kitchen.

So what stuff do you bombard with microwaves for teh lullz?

Lloydy · 10-04-2011, 01:27 AM

Does this not break the microwave? I dont have one anyway but I was wondering.

HTAM · 10-04-2011, 01:28 AM

Grapes will spark and explode.

Suliman · 10-04-2011, 01:29 AM

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Does this not break the microwave? I dont have one anyway but I was wondering.

what specifically? i STRONGLY do not recommend doing the soap in a microwave you use. The smell permeated my house for months...

But CDs and light bulbs are totally fine, i cant imagine any problems that would cause

Grieves · 10-04-2011, 01:38 AM

Ill be the first to say it...

Baby

Carrots....

Captain Cannabis · 10-04-2011, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by HTAM

Grapes will spark and explode.

if you put a glass upside down over a grape cut in half you can make plasma (4th state of matter)

deadhead94 · 10-04-2011, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Cannabis

if you put a glass upside down over a grape cut in half you can make plasma (4th state of matter)

I wouldn't do that inside though. I got a little carried a way doing that and the microwave caught fire.

But the microwave as also as old as me, so that may have had something to do with it.

Captain Cannabis · 10-04-2011, 04:18 AM

i didn't think anyone putting random objects in a microwave was too concerned about how well it will work afterwards

deadhead94 · 10-04-2011, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Cannabis

i didn't think anyone putting random objects in a microwave was too concerned about how well it will work afterwards

But I am concerned about not burning down the place I live in. Fuck the microwave, all of my cool shit is in here.

Captain Cannabis · 10-04-2011, 04:24 AM

microwaves are lame anyway. the only cool thing i ever did with one was microwave assisted synthesis of spherical silver nanoparticles

my_scatterheart · 10-04-2011, 04:24 AM

Leftovers.

Kishar · 10-04-2011, 04:44 AM

Brillo

Qui-Bong Jinn · 10-04-2011, 05:33 AM

food

The Rev · 10-04-2011, 07:24 AM

I microwaved a moth once, when I was a kid. At first, it just flew around in there like normal, but after a few seconds, it went batshit, then died. Looking back on it, it was an incredibly cruel thing to do, but as a kid at that "hey, let's light a firecracker up the neighbor's cat's ass!! Uh huh huh uh huh..." age, it seemed like a good idea.

The Rev

deadhead94 · 10-04-2011, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by The Rev

I microwaved a moth once, when I was a kid. At first, it just flew around in there like normal, but after a few seconds, it went batshit, then died. Looking back on it, it was an incredibly cruel thing to do, but as a kid at that "hey, let's light a firecracker up the neighbor's cat's ass!! Uh huh huh uh huh..." age, it seemed like a good idea.

The Rev

That's not too bad. When I was a kid, I vivisected a frog with a hand spade because I wanted to see what was inside.

The Rev · 10-04-2011, 09:00 AM

When I was in early grade school, I had a friend who was in Catholic school. Well, one day he learned about the Crucifixion. So, after school, he fashioned a cross, caught a lizard, and nailed it to said cross.

Of all my friends from early childhood, he is #1 on my Potential Serial Killers list.

The Rev

Sir-Ex · 10-04-2011, 09:20 AM

I've only owned a microwave for 1 month of my life, and the only thing I actually put in it was a cigar.

Well actually a friend put a cigar in it because he dropped it in the snow and he used to microwave to dry it out a bit.

Microwaves fucking suck. There's nothing you can cook in a microwave that doesn't taste better cooked in an oven or on a stove. Not to mention microwaves destroy all sorts of helpful enzymes in your food.

Getting off topic.

Jester4yall · 10-04-2011, 09:23 AM

I put this container of urine in the microwave on low for 5 secs. NOT a good idea. It stunk (duh), ruined the piss, and I had to get new microwave. Yup my ex-wife loved that.

deadhead94 · 10-04-2011, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir-Ex

There's nothing you can cook in a microwave that doesn't taste better cooked in an oven or on a stove.

microwave popcorn

suck it.

Sir-Ex · 10-04-2011, 09:28 AM

I'm afraid I disagree. Stove top popcorn cooked in an organic coconut oil and salted just enough is pure awesome.

Unless you're just in the mood for that semi-simulated buttery goodness you get with the microwaved stuff, in which case yeah, nothing beats it.

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,863 Thanks: 5,015 Thanked 5,419 Times in 2,864 Posts	I microwaved a moth once, when I was a kid. At first, it just flew around in there like normal, but after a few seconds, it went batshit, then died. Looking back on it, it was an incredibly cruel thing to do, but as a kid at that "hey, let's light a firecracker up the neighbor's cat's ass!! Uh huh huh uh huh..." age, it seemed like a good idea. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,863 Thanks: 5,015 Thanked 5,419 Times in 2,864 Posts	When I was in early grade school, I had a friend who was in Catholic school. Well, one day he learned about the Crucifixion. So, after school, he fashioned a cross, caught a lizard, and nailed it to said cross. Of all my friends from early childhood, he is #1 on my Potential Serial Killers list. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	I've only owned a microwave for 1 month of my life, and the only thing I actually put in it was a cigar. Well actually a friend put a cigar in it because he dropped it in the snow and he used to microwave to dry it out a bit. Microwaves fucking suck. There's nothing you can cook in a microwave that doesn't taste better cooked in an oven or on a stove. Not to mention microwaves destroy all sorts of helpful enzymes in your food. Getting off topic. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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Jester4yall Spark It or Park It Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Africa Posts: 3,653 Thanks: 2,760 Thanked 1,316 Times in 943 Posts	I put this container of urine in the microwave on low for 5 secs. NOT a good idea. It stunk (duh), ruined the piss, and I had to get new microwave. Yup my ex-wife loved that. __________________ http://i.imgur.com/CTV2E.gif In matters of style, swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock. -Thomas Jefferson You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed. - Larry Flynt

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	I'm afraid I disagree. Stove top popcorn cooked in an organic coconut oil and salted just enough is pure awesome. Unless you're just in the mood for that semi-simulated buttery goodness you get with the microwaved stuff, in which case yeah, nothing beats it. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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