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Old 10-04-2011, 11:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Love at first sight with a poor girl...

So I'm doing some court ordered community service at the Salvation Army. My job is to take food off of a truck and hand it out to people as they come in.

And this morning one of the first few people to walk in is this girl and her mom, and something about the girl was just so wonderful.

She was a very skinny, trashy bleached blonde type with dirty mismatched clothes and kind of a bad complexion, but her smile alone was so real that it made me want to spend lots of time with her.

She was really sweet and giggly and she asked if we had any birthday cakes (at the fucking salvation army food donation center!) and we fuckin did aparantly. So my boss brings out this big baller birthday cake and she is so excited about it and says "yaaaay, I'm 21 today!".

anyway. i saw her and i saw her mom and there was no doubt in my mind that these people have problems, or WE, but the girl was really turning me on and not just in a slutty way either. She was like Avril Lavigne if Avril Lavigne was actually the girl she is pretending to be, kind of a down-towny, hangs out all night and smokes cigarettes type or WE.

But that is not my background at all and she is NOT the type of girl I'd bring home to mother..... but then again I want her so bad.

So I dunno. Would you date poor ghetto white trash?
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Old 10-04-2011, 11:39 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Of course I would if I felt that way.

You think way too much about labels and shit man. Let it go. If you feel it, go with it. Fuck.
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Old 10-04-2011, 11:42 AM   #3 (permalink)
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You don't know how to ask questions if your goal is to extract usable conclusions from the data you collect.


The answer is; I would date a gilrl I like.
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Old 10-04-2011, 11:53 AM   #4 (permalink)
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so is she physically not able to work? What about the Mom? Not that it matters too much I'm just wondering why they're homeless. But yeah man if you dig her then make something happen, why not?
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Old 10-04-2011, 12:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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The question is, would she date you...



Even poor folk have standards man, just because you gots a little in the bank don't mean she wants it, dig?




By the way, it's the thought of taking her out of there that turns you on more than anything, the 'Pretty Woman' syndrome.
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Not that it matters too much I'm just wondering why they're homeless.



Because shallow folks think that because you don't have any money, you aren't worth anything...


And where did you get the idea she was homeless? I have friends who spend every dollar they earn trying to keep from losing the home they thought was the American dream while the banks sit on piles of cash and decide whether or not to cut 'em a break. They feed their families with donated food stuffs. It wasn't too long ago when we were the donators as well you know, can never be absolutely sure which way the wind will blow.


It takes community service to make you guys open your eyes, I'm very disappointed in some of YaHooka right now, come on guys...


I thought we were better than that.



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Again, I said "not that it matters that much" I don't care about that kind of stuff. I asked the question because one can be very poor because of unfortunate circumstances or one can be very poor because they straight dont give a fuck about anything. These are the kind of things you look into before dating someone.

I once dated and fell in love with a girl who was living in extreme poverty. My plan was to take her away from it all and that we would start a new life together. She was great, but it just didn't work out in the end, I still miss her and think about her sometimes.

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mercury and his thought process really weird me out sometimes.

Like i can relate well with most of you on this board. i feel as tho mercury thinks vastly different from the way i think.






anyway back on subject...

Mercury you are a tool bro. IDK how or why you think that you are somehow different from these people just cause you can afford shit.



your question is "ooo a cute girl, should i talk to her?" ....


fucking stupid question from a stupid man-child.
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Or the real question is, would she date some convict doing time at Sally Ann's, who thinks he's so much better than her?

just sayin'
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There is no way that girl wants to fuck with you at all merc....quit dreaming and start living son...
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it's still better than lusting after the underage neighbor.
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oh yeah that was merc who was all butthurt about how he couldn't connect with the 13 yr old neighbor girl.....
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oh yeah that was merc who was all butthurt about how he couldn't connect with the 13 yr old neighbor girl.....
you are remembering that wrong....



and this thread was made a bit hastily on my break, i don't feel like i got my point across accurately. i'm just pondering the whole opposites attract thing.

the dream has always been to find a fine ass chick who wears make up and nice clothes and who would make all the guys jealous... a trophy girl.


but i think deep down inside i want a girl who is kind of trashy and crude. cause hey, a girl is a girl in the end, they all have vaginas. so the only difference would be the experience of her background and honestly i don't think i want to fuck with a girl who has a "good" family. i want me some trailer park lovin.


oh and btw of course she was fucking attracted to me. you think she was looking at anyone else in that god forsaken place? we couldn't keep our eyes off eachother.
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but i think deep down inside i want a girl who is kind of trashy and crude. cause hey, a girl is a girl in the end, they all have vaginas. so the only difference would be the experience of her background and honestly i don't think i want to fuck with a girl who has a "good" family. i want me some trailer park lovin.
Isn't there a saying about book covers and shit that might be relevant here?

also, aren't you gay?

you were quite emphatic about wanting to watch MEN play basketball.
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I dream of marrying a poor mexican girl.
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lol at a soup kitchen being a "God forsaken place"




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* except the ones Deadhead pays $100.00 for sex
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me = person

this thread = building

my feelings = what happens



Someday some internet archaeologist is going to find mercs posts and merc will finally be famous

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^Haha that would be cool. But you know what would be REALLY cool? If that girl was posting on some forum about me. *SiiiiGhhhh*
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