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Old 10-08-2011, 11:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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White people are so stupid

I've never had very many white friends. I just don't identify with the whitest of the whites. I see these groupes of white people hanging out (everyone is white) and I realize that's never been me.

They way they interract is so goofy, isn't it? I can practically see them covertly rejoicing in their whiteness. And the guys are always these cowboy/rocker/mamas boy mixes and the girls are always so submissive. The're all just so damn content to be white!

I do have very white skin myself, but since I have heavy spaniard and puerto rican influence from my fathers side I don't actually identify with pure blooded whites. People generally call me white though and I don't care about that.

When all of my friends get together at a party it's like NATO up in there. So many races and colors represented. And it seems to me that since all my friends are so diverse we seem to actually make eachother cooler by association since a lot of us do eventually break off into more segregated groupes during our down times.

Anyway... about white people...

I do wonder what it's like to hang out almost exclusively with white folk. It seems kinda sexy actually. Like nazi-farmer sexy.

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It was funny when cheppele did it but this just seems like reaching....
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Old 10-08-2011, 11:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm not trying to get a laugh. I'm serious. I've never been friends only with one general race and I'm curious about the conscienctiousness behind it. You all realize you're white, don't you? I'm sure that's you Grieves; all your friends are white? Tell me about the underlying xenophobia that goes along with it.
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lol I like how I just get ignored.
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Well MIB you did little to address the nature of the conversation....


Seriously what is it like to not have colored peoples' numbers on your cell phone? And everytime you throw a party it's a sea of white faces, how does that feel?

Do white people talk about other races when they all get together? Cause ya'll know you're racist. But do you say it outloud amongst eachother?

cause when mixed races hang out we fuckin love to talk about eachothers race.

Do you get uptight when people make fun of white people?
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I doubt anyone even considers it an issue.
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I wouldn't know as I don't go out much. And actually, one of my best friends, my "nephew", is half Filipino and looks straight up Mexican.

however I am proud to be white and I think all white people should be proud of their heritage and not want to be anything else. white kids need to stop trying to be black.
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thread reeks of white guilt
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I do feel that maybe I should hang out with more white people, yes. I did go to a party not long ago where everyone was white and they dressed in lots of black and had black emo hair and it was... interesting... when i left I couldn't remember which one was which.

It's amazing how in sync white friends can get.

it must be nice to identify with "your kind"
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Also just became friends with a neighbor of mine yesterday who is far from white. Always seen him walking around the neighborhood and I thought he looked either Armenian or Native. Turn's out he's like half Blackfoot.

He walks by my house everyday walking his dog and last week my brother's shepherd got into it with his dog. he was a pure gentleman and wasn't a dick at all. Just went on about his business.

Yesterday I came home from work and it was nice outside so I'm sittin out there in my yard drinking beers and playing some guitar and he walks by.

"Hey so you play guitar too?"

I'm a little apprehensive of strangers but I am also extremely friendly and hospitable. At first I was like OK wtf does this guy want but after we started talking he's an older dude, 56 I believe he said. 56 going on 26. we started talking about guitars and bang instant best friends.

Then we started talking about guns, I of course always have one on me when I'm outside the house so I was showin it to him and we were just talking about every little damn thing. I told him to stop on by anytime and we'd jam.

And then he went on about his business.

People can be cool regardless of skin tone. HOWEVER, I will say I am much more apprehensive of the blacks in this area, and blacks in general. Now I would have been friendly irregardless but my first initial reaction would be "Oh great what does this nigger want".

But that's life.

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^talk about white people more you dumb nigger. i'm trying to learn the honkey ways.
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lol wut.

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Fine if you ain't gonna spill it then I'll make shit up for you...


I think white dudes like to drive in their trucks and blast Nickleback because they want to make their white dads proud and that's the best sembelance of masculinity they can achieve. Sooner or later they meet up with other white people and they tell stories about huntin and fishin and goin into the army. but first they drink some coors light or budweiser and get good and drunk. then eventually they're comfortable enough to start dropping the N-bomb and making fun of asians. then a mexican walks by and any eye contact will boil the white mans blood into a fit of rage to impress the white women. he presumse that every mexican is a threat to him, his people and his country. he vows to vote republican.

eventually pot bellies and manual labor jobs ensue.

the end.


stupid white fucks.
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^talk about white people more you dumb nigger. i'm trying to learn the honkey ways.


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What's gotten in to you man? Yes that's pretty much exactly how SOME white people roll.

You pretty much mixed up a bunch of my coworkers and made it in to one person.

I don't really identify with racial bullshit. I wasn't really raised to recognize race let alone have feelings about it.
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Also just became friends with a neighbor of mine yesterday who is far from white. Always seen him walking around the neighborhood and I thought he looked either Armenian or Native. Turn's out he's like half Blackfoot.

He walks by my house everyday walking his dog and last week my brother's shepherd got into it with his dog. he was a pure gentleman and wasn't a dick at all. Just went on about his business.

Yesterday I came home from work and it was nice outside so I'm sittin out there in my yard drinking beers and playing some guitar and he walks by.

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And then he went on about his business.

People can be cool regardless of skin tone. HOWEVER, I will say I am much more apprehensive of the blacks in this area, and blacks in general. Now I would have been friendly irregardless but my first initial reaction would be "Oh great what does this nigger want".

But that's life.



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