How do you eat Chinese? - Page 3

Captain Cannabis · 10-13-2011, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Puffman

why would i use chopsticks when a fork and knife are obviously better? i am capable of using chopsticks, except when it comes to the rice. i have no idea how that's supposed to work.

sticky rice and using them like a shovel

Terry · 10-13-2011, 01:36 PM

Real Chinese food is made for chopsticks. American Chinese food is made for forks.

Anyone in the West who uses chopsticks for Chinese food is putting on airs.

**mothernature** · 10-13-2011, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir-Ex

Either way, this thread fails because the poll fails and it fails hard. No gay option? You should know better dh.

This. and a spoon.

Stanton Peedman · 10-13-2011, 02:41 PM

Chopsticks is the I'm Gay option.

Dhomnley · 10-13-2011, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terry

Real Chinese food is made for chopsticks. American Chinese food is made for forks.

Anyone in the West who uses chopsticks for Chinese food is putting on airs.

Yellow colored fried rice is a dead giveaway, but it was pretty good. The other day I ate a quart from this restaurant without getting the runs. It was like $5.

Sir-Ex · 10-13-2011, 06:12 PM

My favourite Chinese food is the western style chinese food where they don't add MSG.

I swear, sometimes that shit is so loaded with MSG I have to drink 2L of water afterwards just so my gastrointestinal tract doesn't whither up and die.

Man in Black · 10-13-2011, 06:22 PM

I plug it.

Sir-Ex · 10-13-2011, 06:25 PM

^
has pickled rectum

eldizle · 10-13-2011, 06:36 PM

and i have several gherkins in my rectum.

farmergiles · 10-13-2011, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mescalito

Surely you would use whatever gets the food in your mouth most efficiently..?

M

No I use chopsticks, I'm fairly hopeless with them but at least it means I eat a bit slower.

Sir-Ex · 10-13-2011, 06:45 PM

yeah and cuz it's more fun to use chopsticks!

farmergiles · 10-13-2011, 06:47 PM

Yeah!

Stanton Peedman · 10-13-2011, 06:52 PM

and always remember to bow to your waitress

Geeno · 10-13-2011, 07:01 PM

I EATA CHINESE RIKA DIS ^_^

my_scatterheart · 10-13-2011, 07:37 PM

I'm all about the korean.

Mescalito · 10-14-2011, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ~1~

We all eat with our hands...

Wait, I used to date a girl who was born with stubbed arms and malformed fingers and hands caused by her fathers exposure to Agent Orange in Vietnam. She used to eat with her feet. She was awesome, dumped me after a few weeks because I was a little less beautiful than she would have liked.

M

Mescalito · 10-14-2011, 12:44 AM

In Thailand, rice dishes are eaten with a spoon (right hand) and a fork (left hand). If its noodles then it is a soup spoon and chopsticks..

I never used to be a fan of noodles.. (I guess pot noodles aren't the greatest).. but here they are soooo good.. it's what I mostly eat nowadays. There are so many types.. and its always ready in under a minute.

M

View Poll Results: How do you eat Chinese?
Chopsticks	10	50.00%
Fork	9	45.00%
Other	1	5.00%
Voters: 20. You may not vote on this poll

10-13-2011, 01:36 PM	#42 (permalink)
Terry Militant Pacifist Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Moscow, Idaho Posts: 8,527 Thanks: 2,121 Thanked 2,386 Times in 1,187 Posts	Real Chinese food is made for chopsticks. American Chinese food is made for forks. Anyone in the West who uses chopsticks for Chinese food is putting on airs. __________________ There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. -Sylvia Plath

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	My favourite Chinese food is the western style chinese food where they don't add MSG. I swear, sometimes that shit is so loaded with MSG I have to drink 2L of water afterwards just so my gastrointestinal tract doesn't whither up and die. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	^ has pickled rectum __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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Stanton Peedman Paradorable Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: someplace important Posts: 237 Thanks: 82 Thanked 115 Times in 65 Posts	Chopsticks is the I'm Gay option.

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eldizle Love. Share it. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Inside a Microgram Scale Posts: 5,207 Thanks: 978 Thanked 591 Times in 423 Posts	and i have several gherkins in my rectum.

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	yeah and cuz it's more fun to use chopsticks! __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

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Stanton Peedman Paradorable Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: someplace important Posts: 237 Thanks: 82 Thanked 115 Times in 65 Posts	and always remember to bow to your waitress

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my_scatterheart Today, I am alive. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 3,565 Thanks: 1,486 Thanked 3,324 Times in 1,870 Posts	I'm all about the korean. __________________ Be mindful even if your mind is full. -J. De La Vega

10-14-2011, 12:44 AM	#57 (permalink)
Mescalito Oneironaut Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 6,295 Thanks: 867 Thanked 907 Times in 444 Posts	In Thailand, rice dishes are eaten with a spoon (right hand) and a fork (left hand). If its noodles then it is a soup spoon and chopsticks.. I never used to be a fan of noodles.. (I guess pot noodles aren't the greatest).. but here they are soooo good.. it's what I mostly eat nowadays. There are so many types.. and its always ready in under a minute. M

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