What do you sound like when you snore?

José · 10-19-2011, 08:55 PM

?

eldizle · 10-19-2011, 09:03 PM

sounds fat.

listening to other men snore this weekend, i was struck by the similarities to the sound of that and say, dragging a large-toothed saw over lumber-sawing logs if you will

shai_hulud · 10-19-2011, 09:05 PM

this thread sucks

eldizle · 10-19-2011, 09:08 PM

hahaha, you suck shai, make it better, fuckface

or i'll fuck your face.

balls deep mawfuckla

**Mafoo** · 10-19-2011, 09:17 PM

easy now lol

i dont really snore. im a light sleeper so when i snore the sound wakes me up. its usually more of a suction noise through my nose.

eldizle · 10-19-2011, 09:23 PM

people tell me i don't snore. boring. but i'm not really obese, so is that really unexpected? i get that snorting awake thing sometimes.

isn't snoring primarily a problem of the heavy? or am i just ignorant?

shai_hulud · 10-19-2011, 09:24 PM

oh eldizzy mcdeezy - don't make me stuff your eye passages full of my snore diatribes.

Stanton Peedman · 10-19-2011, 10:30 PM

do you really snore if no one is around to hear it?

on a lighter note this reminds me of my teen days when I'd wait for my pappy to hit the hay before I'd sneak out to hit the hay. You could always hear his ass snoring through the wall and down the hallway, it was always my Q.

Mercury · 10-19-2011, 10:33 PM

what do i sound like when i snore? ask yo momma.

HTAM · 10-19-2011, 11:14 PM

My dog snores. I've tried to record it, but she wakes up every time I get close.

Merc, I bet you sound like a cooing dove when you snore.

Grieves · 10-19-2011, 11:26 PM

Depends how drunk I am....sober(nada), shitfaced (chainsaw)....

Mercury · 10-20-2011, 12:26 AM

^i hate those drunk sleeps. they're dreamless, stiff sleeps that result in absolutely no rest and a dry mouth from the chainsaw snoring.

Jester4yall · 10-20-2011, 01:52 AM

I don't snore much I'm told. I'm a sleep talker. My gf says I argue, laugh, and say some "crazy shit". I used to sleep walk and make sammiches. My parents would laugh @ me for it when they saw it.

adventure · 10-20-2011, 06:18 AM

Sleep walking is some fucking weird shit... that would scare the shit out of me if i found out I slept walked. I would chain myself to my bed. I have no idea how I snore, from what my gf says, its pretty tame, up deep sounding.

this is the weirdest thread in a while thumbs up on the obscure

Qui-Bong Jinn · 10-20-2011, 07:07 AM

I don't know if I snore or not.

deadhead94 · 10-20-2011, 08:28 AM

I don't.

Sir-Ex · 10-20-2011, 08:30 AM

how do you know?

deadhead94 · 10-20-2011, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir-Ex

how do you know?

I never sleep on my back and my ex that I lived with for 4 years says I don't.

She can get like a wood chipper though.

Mercury · 10-20-2011, 10:15 AM

i dont get how people can sleep on their back or stomach

**SageTree** · 10-20-2011, 10:38 AM

My 'snore' is more of a heavy exhale.
Not much snore on the in take...

Now drinking then sleeping..... I've woken the dead.

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,975 Thanks: 3,776 Thanked 2,652 Times in 1,698 Posts	easy now lol i dont really snore. im a light sleeper so when i snore the sound wakes me up. its usually more of a suction noise through my nose. __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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shai_hulud Om nom Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ab, ca Posts: 2,161 Thanks: 440 Thanked 600 Times in 335 Posts	oh eldizzy mcdeezy - don't make me stuff your eye passages full of my snore diatribes. __________________ "There are only three useless things in this world. Nuns' nipples, bishops' balls and an employer's praise without a raise."

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eldizle Love. Share it. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Inside a Microgram Scale Posts: 5,207 Thanks: 978 Thanked 591 Times in 423 Posts	sounds fat. listening to other men snore this weekend, i was struck by the similarities to the sound of that and say, dragging a large-toothed saw over lumber-sawing logs if you will

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eldizle Love. Share it. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Inside a Microgram Scale Posts: 5,207 Thanks: 978 Thanked 591 Times in 423 Posts	hahaha, you suck shai, make it better, fuckface or i'll fuck your face. balls deep mawfuckla

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eldizle Love. Share it. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Inside a Microgram Scale Posts: 5,207 Thanks: 978 Thanked 591 Times in 423 Posts	people tell me i don't snore. boring. but i'm not really obese, so is that really unexpected? i get that snorting awake thing sometimes. isn't snoring primarily a problem of the heavy? or am i just ignorant?

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Stanton Peedman Paradorable Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: someplace important Posts: 239 Thanks: 83 Thanked 115 Times in 65 Posts	do you really snore if no one is around to hear it? on a lighter note this reminds me of my teen days when I'd wait for my pappy to hit the hay before I'd sneak out to hit the hay. You could always hear his ass snoring through the wall and down the hallway, it was always my Q.

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HTAM Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,872 Thanks: 2,368 Thanked 2,117 Times in 1,179 Posts	My dog snores. I've tried to record it, but she wakes up every time I get close. Merc, I bet you sound like a cooing dove when you snore.

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Jester4yall Spark It or Park It Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Africa Posts: 3,654 Thanks: 2,760 Thanked 1,317 Times in 943 Posts	I don't snore much I'm told. I'm a sleep talker. My gf says I argue, laugh, and say some "crazy shit". I used to sleep walk and make sammiches. My parents would laugh @ me for it when they saw it. __________________ http://i.imgur.com/CTV2E.gif In matters of style, swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock. -Thomas Jefferson You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed. - Larry Flynt

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adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,742 Thanks: 1,852 Thanked 1,465 Times in 1,093 Posts	Sleep walking is some fucking weird shit... that would scare the shit out of me if i found out I slept walked. I would chain myself to my bed. I have no idea how I snore, from what my gf says, its pretty tame, up deep sounding. this is the weirdest thread in a while thumbs up on the obscure __________________ Coming Full Range

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,768 Times in 4,664 Posts	My 'snore' is more of a heavy exhale. Not much snore on the in take... Now drinking then sleeping..... I've woken the dead. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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