See you tomorrow

Kompressor · 10-20-2011, 02:46 PM

The World Is Going to End Tomorrow, Again, Probably

Have you noticed a slight crispness in the atmosphere recently? A chilling edge to the breeze, a dry clarity to the air, a new rattle in the trees? It's fall, right? No! It's actually the looming apocalypse, which comes tomorrow, according to professional rapture-predictor Harold Camping.

Well, "probably" comes tomorrow. Camping, who could not possibly look any more like you expect him to, predicted that the world would end on May 21—and launched a media blitz announcing the date—only to find, as you have likely noticed, that the world kept on turning. Undaunted, the host of Family Radio, now residing in a nursing home, announced that, actually, October 21 is the Rapture.

He's hedging this time, though:

"I do believe we're getting very near the very end," Camping, 90, said during a podcast recorded earlier this month and posted on his Family Radio website. "Oct. 21, that's coming very shortly, that looks like it will be, at this point, it will be the final end of everything."

[...]

On recently recorded podcasts, Camping hedged his Oct. 21 prediction - "Probably there will be no pain suffered by anyone because of their rebellion against God" - but he maintained that, ultimately, the end is nigh.

"I really am beginning to think as I've restudied these matters that there's going to be no big display of any kind," Camping said. "The end is going to come very, very quietly."

fenderbender · 10-20-2011, 05:05 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0

~1~ · 10-20-2011, 06:03 PM

AHHHHHHH!!!!

It's the SNOOZE BUTTON APOCALYPSE!!!!

Shit, on a Friday no less, man does life suck or what.

Roach · 10-20-2011, 06:53 PM

Quote:

See you tomorrow

If you're lucky...and I'm careless.

Mercury · 10-20-2011, 07:23 PM

what the fuck is the end of the world anyway? the end of earth? the end of us? end of the universe?

B. · 10-20-2011, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kompressor

Have you noticed a slight crispness in the atmosphere recently? A chilling edge to the breeze, a dry clarity to the air, a new rattle in the trees? It's fall, right? No! It's actually the looming apocalypse...

I feel like this about the onset of winter every year.

The Rev · 10-20-2011, 10:17 PM

My wife isn't going to be happy about this. My granddaughter's birthday party is on Saturday.

The Rev

10-20-2011, 02:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
Kompressor Voice of Reason Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Illinois Posts: 8,361 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3,069 Times in 1,634 Posts	See you tomorrow The World Is Going to End Tomorrow, Again, Probably Have you noticed a slight crispness in the atmosphere recently? A chilling edge to the breeze, a dry clarity to the air, a new rattle in the trees? It's fall, right? No! It's actually the looming apocalypse, which comes tomorrow, according to professional rapture-predictor Harold Camping. Well, "probably" comes tomorrow. Camping, who could not possibly look any more like you expect him to, predicted that the world would end on May 21—and launched a media blitz announcing the date—only to find, as you have likely noticed, that the world kept on turning. Undaunted, the host of Family Radio, now residing in a nursing home, announced that, actually, October 21 is the Rapture. He's hedging this time, though: "I do believe we're getting very near the very end," Camping, 90, said during a podcast recorded earlier this month and posted on his Family Radio website. "Oct. 21, that's coming very shortly, that looks like it will be, at this point, it will be the final end of everything." [...] On recently recorded podcasts, Camping hedged his Oct. 21 prediction - "Probably there will be no pain suffered by anyone because of their rebellion against God" - but he maintained that, ultimately, the end is nigh. "I really am beginning to think as I've restudied these matters that there's going to be no big display of any kind," Camping said. "The end is going to come very, very quietly." __________________ Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. -H. Bergson

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~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 10,925 Thanks: 466 Thanked 1,581 Times in 925 Posts	AHHHHHHH!!!! It's the SNOOZE BUTTON APOCALYPSE!!!! Shit, on a Friday no less, man does life suck or what. __________________ "And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,420 Times in 2,865 Posts	My wife isn't going to be happy about this. My granddaughter's birthday party is on Saturday. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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