kitch

I don't have an alarm clock right now so I've been using automated internet wake up calls to my house phone.

then it occured to me all I had to do was put some one else's number there and have them get a phone call whenever I decide.

so prank ideas. obviously these will work better with land lines. you should also prob do this from the library since it seems like it should be illegal.

evil level 1, slight annoyance: set a call for half an hour before the dude has to get up.

evil level 2, pretty mean: set a call for 1 am and every 15 minutes after that for all night. they'll end up unplugging their phone

evil level 3, evil: find out when the person has to do something super important in the morning like a final, a big business presentation, their wedding or their major league championship game, flying an apache helicopter into a giant battle: set calls 2.5 hours apart starting at 2ish from seperate call services. this hopefully will not result in them unplugging the phone but keep them from getting any rem sleep.

evil level 4, demonesque: 2 but use wakerupper so you can add a personalised message. in the first one claim to be a close family member or friend and that this is the only way he can contact you from the underground vault he's been kidnapped and trapped in. give little snippets of a story in each call eg I found a computer with internet access but it seems like I must be in a really repressive country like north korea because every site I could use to email, call or otherwise contact is blocked but you figured out that you could used the wakeup dialer. The family member you choose to impersonate should conveniently have his landline wire snipped and his cell jammed so he won't get the panicked calls of the victim. This one is probably the toughest to pull up because you do have to somehow make sure they can't just call their dad or whoever you're claiming to be, but it would be mad fun to craft the story as you go, you composing a crazy story as you go along and them hanging on every word, in utter terror. extra credit; combine with #3 then ay 7AM say "jk lol your friend is fine, goodluck with your illegal bareknuckle MMA match"

evil level 5, satan like: number 2 but then plant drugs or something on his kid/wife/mistress and have them arrested early in the morning so he won't get the call to bail them out and they will rot in jail AND he'll be sleep deprived.


I personally have no one I hate enough to use this idea against. Hopefully some one has a really bad enemy who like raped their dad and they deserve this. you can really fuck with some one with this. make sure the person really deserves it.

anyone got any more ideas of how to use these?

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Jester4yall

You're pretty stoned eh? That's pretty funny shit tho. Maybe even try a fake sweepstakes/lottery sorta trick via said evils.

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The Rev

I've always loved the classics, like the ketchup packet under the toilet seat gag. You put a pinhole in the packet, and when they sit down, it squirts the ketchup into the bowl, and since everyone looks...

I would imagine a mayonnaise packet might elicit some pretty hilarious reactions as well, come to think of it.



The Rev

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