Mercury

How long has this been going on? Why was I not informed?


You think you know everything about the opposite sex and then it turns out they do all these little things that us guys just don't know about.

I had no idea that it's normal for girls to get HPV vaccines until recently my sister got one and she said it was for warts and I was like "wtf, like for your hands?" and she was like "I dunno?". It wasn't until later that it dawned on me that I was unconsciously having a conversation about vaginal warts at the dinner table. All the other family members were looking at me like I needed to stfu immediately.

Then I see it on a South Park episode about HPV shots and now I just saw a skit on SNL about HPV shots.

It makes me wonder what else has been going over my head all my life.

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Mikey

ah yes
the glory of education through south park
timeless

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RIP Gov

Grieves

There are plenty of different/weird/unknown/gross things that you have no idea about and will not until you have a live-in girlfriend and/or wife...Things that cannot be unseen...In a way i envy you...

Sisters don't count...They have spent a lifetime keeping those things from you...

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Mercury

menopause is still incomprehendable to me

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Captain Cannabis

some day you will see a vagina

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fuck the monkeys

Mikey

and then the blind shall receive sight, the lame will walk, those who have leprosy will be cured, the deaf will hear, the dead shall be raised, and the good news will be preached to the poor.

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Marley$herb

atleaat you now know for next time when.you goto eat her out

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Mercury

how will i know if the vagina i'm seeing has a yeast infection? jw

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Marley$herb

this chick where i work comes into the bar where i work and trys to have sex with a couple of us. she would get drunk and complain about her 6 month old yeast infection. ewwwwww i wouldnt even let her give me head

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i sway the tec wit the Tech and Sway Step away, wet and spray, rep the day Who over debt to pay get swept away Across the whole board like checker play When I blaze your whole sect' arrays Wake Up Show for those who slept away Niggas that met the trey, hit the deck and pray DJ Revolution, spinnin like lead from out the head decay Tearin your neck away, flood up the street wit blood redecorate Until the head of jake investigate

Captain Cannabis

you'll know when you are ready to know

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Mercury

just show me yours, bro. i can't wait any longer.

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Sir-Ex

Thaaaat is fucking gross. Reminds me of this girl I slept with, contacted me like 9 months later to tell me she had a yeast infection.

Well no, she didn't say it was a yeast infection, she described to me the symptoms and they perfectly described a yeast infection, she was like, 'do you have this???'


NO BITCH! GROSS!! !!!!!

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Smile

Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

Qui-Bong Jinn

Shit like this makes me happy I have a penis.

The Rev

The thing I learned about women that freaked me out the most was synchronous menstruation. I couldn't believe it, but I asked a few women and they confirmed it. If women live in proximity to each other for a certain length of time, their periods all start happening at the same time. It's like some kind of strange vagina ESP or something.



The Rev

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Roach

Boys Should Get HPV Vaccine, Too, CDC Says
The rationale behind the recommendation is that the vaccine prevents genital warts and anal cancers in males, both of which can be caused by HPV

By Rachael Rettner and MyHealthNewsDaily | October 26, 2011 | 30


A vaccine originally intended to prevent cervical cancer in girls should be given to boys as well, an advisory panel for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) said today (Oct. 25).

The panel voted to recommend the human papillomavirus (HPV) vaccine be given to boys ages 11 to 12. The vaccine is already recommended for girls of this age.

The rationale behind the recommendation is that the vaccine prevents genital warts and anal cancers in males, both of which can be caused by HPV. The vaccine may also prevent head and neck cancer, which has been on the rise in recent years.

In addition, vaccinating boys may help reduce cervical cancer in women. If males do not acquire the infection, they cannot pass it to females.

The new recommendation "will be a hugely important step in cancer prevention in this country, both for girls and for boys; women as well as men," said Dr. William Schaffner, chairman of the department of preventive medicine at Vanderbilt University, in an interview before the vote. Because rates of HPV vaccination in girls have been low, it's important to vaccinate boys as part of the public health strategy to prevent cervical cancer, Schaffner said.

Although the vaccine has been licensed by the Food and Drug Administration for boys ages 9 to 26, only about 1 percent of males in this age group have received it, said Dr. Paul Offit , chief of the director of the Vaccine Education Center at the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia. After this new recommendation, that percentage should increase dramatically, Offit said.

Boys and men ages 13 to 21 who have not been vaccinated, or haven't received all their shots should also be vaccinated, the committee said.



Two of the most common strains of HPV (HPV 16 and 18) cause about 21,000 cancers per year in the United States. One-third of these cancers are in males, according to the CDC.

There are now studies showing the vaccine is effective at preventing genital warts and anal cancers caused by HPV. The recommendation is for the Gardasil vaccine, made by Merck & Co . Inc, which protects against four strains of HPV. The other available HPV vaccine, called Cervarix and made by GlaxoSmithKline, is not licensed for use in males.

And although the vaccine has not been proven to prevent head and neck cancers, which can also be caused by HPV, the recent rise in cases of these cancers likely factored into the panel's reasoning for the recommendation, Schaffner said. Between 1988 and 2004, there was a 28 percent increase in oropharyngeal cancer, a type of head and neck cancer, said Dr. Lauri Markowitz, a member of the CDC committee on HPV vaccines.

In addition, it wasn't previously clear whether vaccinating boys as a means to prevent cervical cancer in girls would be worth the cost. If every girl was vaccinated, the benefit of vaccinating boys would be minimal, and come at a high price, researchers reasoned.

However, new research shows only about 32 percent of U.S. girls receive all three shots of the HPV vaccine (three shots are thought to be optimal for HPV prevention). This low rate of vaccination rate in girls means "it becomes much more sensible to vaccinate the boys also," Schaffner said.

Schaffner also pointed out that the new recommendation will protect men who have sex with men (this would mean you merc )– a group that may not be protected from even a high rate of vaccinations among girls and women.

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Bad dog

Why the fuck would a but munching faggot like you care?

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Marley$herb

shutup and joseph adDAI already

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Black

merc is just the absolute worst.

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Captain Cannabis

i don't think she would appreciate that...

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