Register and Troll these fuckers

the-who? · 11-08-2011, 09:12 PM

The Landover Baptist Church Forum

It's surprisingly easy to get registered with a spare email and start posting.

the-who? · 11-08-2011, 09:18 PM

can anyone else tell if they are all trolling? i seriously cant tell if they are all dedicated satirists or not.

Roach · 11-08-2011, 09:19 PM

no thanks, even just registering would be putting me too close to their insanity.

It was good for a few laughs tho.

Roach · 11-08-2011, 09:20 PM

no, I believe the crazyness is legit.

kamikazi89 · 11-08-2011, 09:42 PM

it's satire

Mrs. Betty Bowers' Explains How to Interpret the Bible Like a Professional!

HTAM · 11-08-2011, 09:43 PM

You're only trying to troll the Trolls.

Sugar420 · 11-08-2011, 09:45 PM

omg you guyz

**Mafoo** · 11-08-2011, 09:50 PM

ya i dont think its a real deal forum. seems like alot of trolls within trolls trolls

fenderbender · 11-08-2011, 10:14 PM

yeah that forum is one of the biggest/best trolls since the dawn of the internetz.

the-who? · 11-08-2011, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HTAM

You're only trying to troll the Trolls.

ahaha you're right. but I had already partly established this

Quote:

Originally Posted by the-who?

can anyone else tell if they are all trolling? i seriously cant tell if they are all dedicated satirists or not.

I just don't get who all the dedicated members are... and wtf they are doing it for. The "lulz" i guess, but none of it's really that funny. They're putting on a show but I prefer encyclopedia dramatica

Black · 11-08-2011, 10:45 PM

first click
"Re: Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
Anne Frank - She wrote a diary, a freaking boring diary at that, where she whines a lot. She could have saved half the effort by simply handing herself in. Think of all those Christians that died protecting joos and fighting in the war, where were all the joos when they should have been fighting??? Hiding in bloody attics trying to make a few bob.

Our true Christian soldiers were out on the streets getting shot at in Europe and Africa.

Lazy, battle shy, and moneygrabbing the lot of them. "

"Re: Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
I have to point out that the woman in question was not a whore, but a woman led into adultery by Satan.

Women are weak in body and mind and body and require a man to set them straight. Whereas this is usually done by a husband to his wife by way of a slap to the head, Jesus was not married to the woman and therefore forgave her and left the slapping (and anything else including divorce) to her betrayed husband.
LOLOL

the-who? · 11-08-2011, 11:11 PM

alright after some deliberation, this ones real
Is the site "chimpout.com" a pro-Jew site in disguise? - Stormfront

Qui-Bong Jinn · 11-09-2011, 03:38 AM

The-Who you're an idiot if you think anyone on that forum is serious.

**SageTree** · 11-09-2011, 05:48 AM

deadhead94 · 11-09-2011, 07:37 AM

they are atheists

i thought everyone knew that?

kamikazi89 · 11-09-2011, 11:51 AM

Dr. Ray Pritchard: What Happens to Those Who Never Heard About Jesus? - RIGHTLYCONCERNED.COM

Quote:

. A Simple Illustration

Let’s suppose there is a man in Thailand, a rice farmer who lives with his wife and four children in a small village several hundred miles from Bangkok. Rice farming is all he has ever known. That’s his whole life. From morning till night, year round, he works to grow enough rice to take care of his family. He’s Buddhist like his father and grandfather before him. Although he is not particularly observant, Buddhism is the only religion he’s ever known. The only thing he knows about Jesus is that he is the God of the Christians. He knows nothing else about the Christian faith.

One day that farmer gets sick and goes to the local clinic. When they cannot help him, he goes to a hospital in a larger village. Eventually he ends up in a modern hospital in Bangkok. After running some tests, the doctor comes to the farmer and says, “I’ve got some bad news. You’ve contracted incurable cancer. There’s no treatment available that can help you.” And they send him back to his village to die. It happens that during that very week, researchers at the University of Chicago discover a cure for the precise kind of cancer this man has. If he gets the cure, his life will be saved. But the man knows nothing about the researchers in Chicago and the researchers know nothing about the man in Thailand. Several weeks later, he dies. Here is the all-important question: Why did he die? Did he die because he had cancer, or because he didn’t get the cure? Think about it before you answer. That poor rice farmer died because he had cancer, not because he didn’t get the cure. Not getting the cure simply sealed his fate. He was dying before they discovered the cure, and he was dying after they discovered the cure. Either way, he was a dying man. He ends up dead because cancer took over his body. The cure that would have saved him simply didn’t arrive in time. And in this case, it never arrived at all.

In the very same way, the whole world is dying of the cancer of sin. Some people are in very advanced stages while others will live for many more years. But all of them are ultimately terminal: The cancer of sin will kill each and every person. But a cure for sin was discovered 2000 years ago. It’s called the blood of Jesus Christ. It’s so powerful that it cures the cancer of sin in all its ugly forms. The sad part about this story is that even though the cure has been known for 2000 years, there are still over 2 billion people who know nothing about it. What’s worse, most of them don’t even know they are terminally ill with the cancer of sin. They’re dying, and don’t know it. When they die, what will be the cause of their spiritual death? In each and every case, the great Coroner of the Universe will write on the death certificate — “Cancer of Sin.” They don’t die because they’ve never heard the gospel. They die because they are sick with sin. Not hearing the gospel simply seals their fate.

This week I ran across a quote from John Haggai that stuck in my mind: “The gospel is Good News only if it arrives in time.”

Jewish Pork · 11-09-2011, 12:13 PM

This has to be one of the best sites I've ever come across (present company excluded, of course <3)!

Marley$herb · 11-11-2011, 03:26 AM

nah its legit

~1~ · 11-12-2011, 12:25 AM

Landover Baptist | Where the Worthwhile Worship. Unsaved Unwelcome

You guys seen the main page yet?

~1~ · 11-12-2011, 12:29 AM

Watching You Fornicate Classic Thong > The WWJD Thong & More! > The Official Landover Baptist Store

11-08-2011, 09:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
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Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,184 Thanks: 2,372 Thanked 1,986 Times in 1,509 Posts	no thanks, even just registering would be putting me too close to their insanity. It was good for a few laughs tho. __________________ לזיין את הקופים

11-08-2011, 09:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,184 Thanks: 2,372 Thanked 1,986 Times in 1,509 Posts	no, I believe the crazyness is legit. __________________ לזיין את הקופים

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,975 Thanks: 3,776 Thanked 2,652 Times in 1,698 Posts	ya i dont think its a real deal forum. seems like alot of trolls within trolls trolls __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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HTAM Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,872 Thanks: 2,368 Thanked 2,117 Times in 1,179 Posts	You're only trying to troll the Trolls.

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Black YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 761 Thanks: 367 Thanked 312 Times in 197 Posts	first click "Re: Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person? Anne Frank - She wrote a diary, a freaking boring diary at that, where she whines a lot. She could have saved half the effort by simply handing herself in. Think of all those Christians that died protecting joos and fighting in the war, where were all the joos when they should have been fighting??? Hiding in bloody attics trying to make a few bob. Our true Christian soldiers were out on the streets getting shot at in Europe and Africa. Lazy, battle shy, and moneygrabbing the lot of them. " "Re: Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person? I have to point out that the woman in question was not a whore, but a woman led into adultery by Satan. Women are weak in body and mind and body and require a man to set them straight. Whereas this is usually done by a husband to his wife by way of a slap to the head, Jesus was not married to the woman and therefore forgave her and left the slapping (and anything else including divorce) to her betrayed husband. LOLOL __________________ formality known as higherlearner84, la coka nostra and finding balance.

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the-who? watching adultswim Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 982 Thanks: 16 Thanked 183 Times in 133 Posts	alright after some deliberation, this ones real Is the site "chimpout.com" a pro-Jew site in disguise? - Stormfront __________________ Please, aint nobody fucking after her. I'm outta here soon as I fix the flux capacitor.

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Qui-Bong Jinn Jedi High Council Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kingston, Ontario Posts: 2,133 Thanks: 909 Thanked 499 Times in 370 Posts	The-Who you're an idiot if you think anyone on that forum is serious.

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