tedkennedy

whats the deal with people who use public bathrooms and leave the toilet in unusable condition?

it seems like the library bathrooms are always the worst, i know personally whenever i enter a library for some reason i always feel like i have to take a dump. today i entered the bathroom and found it totally unusable, full of what appeared to be shit covered paper towels rising a good 4 inches above the water level, so i went to the next floor down and found the toilet in the same condition! only at the 3rd bathroom i tried was the toilet even usable (after wiping pubes and shit off the seat).

my hypothesis is that the people who leave the toilets in this condition are usually foreigners (indians and chinese) who come from countries where they dont even have toilets or toilet paper so they just go insane when they are provided a private area for shitting. me personally, whenever i leave a public toilet i generally leave it in better condition than i found it in (ie. i wipe the seat off if there is any visible pubes or pee drops left on the seat).

edit: on a side note i feel really bad for the janitors

what do you guys think?

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matthew munari

Marley$herb

i know all i can think of is the poor bastard that has to clean it up. i think the worst ive ever seen public bathrooms was out in cali. holy a bomb. must be a gang thing

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Jester4yall

I work at a place where the transplants (latinos,mexican, burmese, etc) would wipe their ass and throw the toilet paper in the corner of the bathroom. They finally said something to them in a meeting followed by us gringos calling nasty fucks.

I think people who piss and shit all over bathroom walls should be forced to wear diapers so everybody knows what Nasty Fucks they are.

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Mercury

I remember one time - ONE TIME! - when I worked at Ross Dress for Less, I was doing a typical check of the mens bathroom to make sure everything was good to go. Well, low and behold I saw the most violent number two I could have possibly imagined. The shit was sprayed all over the back of the wall, clear down all over the flush handle and the back of the seat and into the bowl. I could just imagine the Mexican (and it was undoubtedly a Mexican) who barely got his pants down in time for that explosion.

The manager cleaned it up.

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deadhead94

You are aware that Burma (or Republic of the Union of Myanmar, depending on how you roll) is in Asia, right?

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adventure

The other day I walked into a stool and there was shit everywhere, but it was perfectly fanned out, like someone spray painted it on. but there was a straight clean line like we had his pants only half off when his ass exploded I am going to draw a picture.



I had to call my dad in to look at it

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tedkennedy

^ thanks for the visual depiction

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matthew munari

Mercury

^what does a person have to eat to make that shit happen?


Despite countless disgusting encounters in public restrooms, I am not above taking a shit in one if I have to. My only hang up is if it's in a very busy place, because I don't like hearing people going in and out every 10 seconds while I'm trying to concentrate on dropping a deuce.

But if it's a mellow atmosphere I can be totally comfortable.

I've also learned to use those seat covers. I don't think I used to do that for some reason.

Oh and I also don't like it when someone comes in and starts taking a shit right next to me, but it's quiet, so they can hear me whiping my ass. I know they're keeping track of how much TP I'm using. Too much? Too little? Will I wash my hands?

I always wash my hands.

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deadhead94

I wash my hands when I shit on them.

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Mercury

Deadhead... you would wash your hands if you whiped somebody else's ass, wouldn't you? Even if they didn't shit on your hands. So why not your own?

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deadhead94

I wouldn't do that. Your point is moot.

Also, don't use a capital D. Do you see one of those in my name?

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Mercury

^What if it was your own babies butt?

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deadhead94

That isn't the plan. I'll play it by ear if it happens.

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Roach

you'll wipe his ass with your ear ?

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ionlylooklazy

sounds like it could lead to an ear infection. id advise against that course of action

Jester4yall

well you caught me dh. But they were there too

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my_scatterheart

you legit walked into a stool.

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The Rev

Public restrooms are on the fringe of reality, where the seemingly impossible is commonplace. My favorites are Rest Stop shitters. They always have piss and paper all over, and nice big glory hole. The authorities try to plug them, but those crazy kids just make another. They're like gophers, man.



The Rev

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deadhead94

I've never seen a glory hole in person.

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tedkennedy

yea i imagine, you gotta be using some of the most out of the way, fucked-up, marginal gas station rest rooms to find a real live glory hole, mainly frequented by conservative, anti gay republican politicians

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