YaHooka Elektions: Bearsy (incumbent) vs. Mercury

Mercury · 11-09-2011, 10:37 AM

Ok. It's election season.

Here's my platform:

We all know that a current Moderator, Bearsy, has recently gained employment (much unlike Deadhead), and that is a good thing for him. But it has not been a good thing for Yahooka.

As you will recall, I was the first to voice concern that he would shirk his moderating duties once he gained employment***. And if you look at his recent statistics you will see that he has indeed visited and posted the site very sporadically over these later weeks. One can only assume that his moderating duties have suffered even moreso than his posting frequency.

And it is here that I do challenge my opponent, Bearsy, to a fair and public debate, to be moderated, of course, by SageTree. I will address any and all concerns, including: new memberships, bannings, flamming reform, goatse & tubgirl and I will lobby for bigger avatar sizes and more smilies. And read my lips: NO NEW LAYOUTS!

So, my fellow Yahookans, I encourage you to make the right decision today - right now- and vote for ME as your newest moderator and I promise you, as a fellow Yahookan, and noted founder of the Yak's, that I will moderate these boards with an iron fist and I will take no prisoners.

Vote for Mercury!!!!!!!!!

Roach · 11-09-2011, 10:40 AM

lack of poll fail.

deadhead94 · 11-09-2011, 10:40 AM

go find some balls then suck them.

Mercury · 11-09-2011, 10:40 AM

if i were a moderator i would add a poll right now

**SageTree** · 11-09-2011, 10:44 AM

I can...

PM me the list of options....

It will be up shortly.

**SageTree** · 11-09-2011, 10:49 AM

***** MOD NOTE:*****

Poll added by request

adventure · 11-09-2011, 10:51 AM

I would rather have a absentee Bearsy then the other option... Sorry

Sir-Ex · 11-09-2011, 10:56 AM

should've made it a public poll so we'd know who to lynch

deadhead94 · 11-09-2011, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir-Ex

should've made it a public poll so we'd know who to lynch

tis

Mercury · 11-09-2011, 11:10 AM

i will change my name to i'm gay if it means I get the job

**SageTree** · 11-09-2011, 11:12 AM

Click 'View poll results'...
I DID make this public, you just have to open it up to see.
I'm 99% sure that option isn't JUST for mods.

Mercury · 11-09-2011, 11:17 AM

the results ARE public....

geez, you see these idiots don't know their elbows from their assholes, which is why they need ME to lead them into the dark abyss.

deadhead94 · 11-09-2011, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercury

the results ARE public....

geez, you see these idiots don't know their elbows from their assholes, which is why they need ME to lead them into the dark abyss.

your ratio of faggotry to douchebaggery is too high.

HTAM · 11-09-2011, 11:24 AM

You want to Mod too much Mod effectively.

**SageTree** · 11-09-2011, 11:34 AM

Quote:

YaHooka Guidelines:

Yahooka is... cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair... picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint... getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy... uniting our minds in conversation... while Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness, respect and tolerance.
The one thing we have in common is our love of marijuana. Aside from that, we are an incredibly diverse group. We are every size, shape, color, age, religion and personality type. At times, the only thing we will all agree upon is that marijuana is a good thing. Always keep in mind that our words and actions are being observed, and we must strive to portray a positive image of marijuana and those who use it to the world in order to promote the cause.

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adventure · 11-09-2011, 11:44 AM

You seem to get gayer day by day

Mercury · 11-09-2011, 11:47 AM

^I know the guidlines through and through, Sage.

If elected I will also push for the adoption of Yahookas first Bill of Rights.

**SageTree** · 11-09-2011, 11:58 AM

Oh Merc, I'm sure you do as the head Puke in YAK.

See what I did there?

I keed I keed...

Mostly I just thought I'd get up the Mod guidelines so you folks DO know your 'rights'.

Jester4yall · 11-09-2011, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercury

If elected I will also push for the adoption of Yahookas first Bill of Rights.

Let's see a rough draft.

Roach · 11-09-2011, 12:13 PM

Quote:

rough draft

ale or lager ?

View Poll Results: Who is your choice for Mod?
Bearsy	17	53.13%
Merc	5	15.63%
I'm gay	10	31.25%
Voters: 32. You may not vote on this poll

11-09-2011, 10:40 AM	#2 (permalink)
Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,184 Thanks: 2,372 Thanked 1,986 Times in 1,509 Posts	lack of poll fail. __________________ לזיין את הקופים Last edited by Roach; 11-09-2011 at 11:15 AM.

11-09-2011, 10:44 AM	#5 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,768 Times in 4,664 Posts	I can... PM me the list of options.... It will be up shortly. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

11-09-2011, 10:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,768 Times in 4,664 Posts	*** MOD NOTE:*** Poll added by request __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

11-09-2011, 10:51 AM	#7 (permalink)
adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,742 Thanks: 1,852 Thanked 1,465 Times in 1,093 Posts	I would rather have a absentee Bearsy then the other option... Sorry __________________ Coming Full Range

11-09-2011, 10:56 AM	#8 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,416 Thanks: 1,726 Thanked 3,819 Times in 2,258 Posts	should've made it a public poll so we'd know who to lynch __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

11-09-2011, 11:12 AM	#11 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,768 Times in 4,664 Posts	Click 'View poll results'... I DID make this public, you just have to open it up to see. I'm 99% sure that option isn't JUST for mods. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

11-09-2011, 11:24 AM	#14 (permalink)
HTAM Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,872 Thanks: 2,368 Thanked 2,117 Times in 1,179 Posts	You want to Mod too much Mod effectively.

11-09-2011, 11:44 AM	#16 (permalink)
adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,742 Thanks: 1,852 Thanked 1,465 Times in 1,093 Posts	You seem to get gayer day by day __________________ Coming Full Range

11-09-2011, 11:58 AM	#18 (permalink)
SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,768 Times in 4,664 Posts	Oh Merc, I'm sure you do as the head Puke in YAK. See what I did there? I keed I keed... Mostly I just thought I'd get up the Mod guidelines so you folks DO know your 'rights'. __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

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