Correlation Between Women's Weight and Relationship Status - Page 4

ionlylooklazy · 11-18-2011, 12:02 PM

hell, i bet even deadhead has gurgled his cum

The Rev · 11-18-2011, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Dhomnley

He has probably already banged other chicks, likely one of your "trusted" gfs too.

I bet they laugh about how naive and stupid you are after she gurgles his cum for a while.

Don't believe it now but you'll see the signs soon enough you sweet little thing.

Damn, dude.

The Rev

Jewish Pork · 11-18-2011, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by The Rev

Damn, dude.

The Rev

I know! I read that shit and didn't know what to say.

Oddly enough.... While I was reading it, I envisioned the person typing it having a whole collection of "interracial wife cheats on husband" pornos....

turmaline · 11-18-2011, 12:40 PM

Do you think girlfriends get fat by eating cum?

i think they must...someone should find the "nutritional value" of it.

the kind you see on the side of the cereal box.

The Rev · 11-18-2011, 12:51 PM

You'd have to make drinking off the Bukake hose a full time job to notice any effects on your weight. It's not a nutsack frappachino, after all.

The Rev

turmaline · 11-18-2011, 01:02 PM

OMg the Froth..the Froth!

deadhead94 · 11-19-2011, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.T

Do you think girlfriends get fat by eating cum?

i think they must...someone should find the "nutritional value" of it.

the kind you see on the side of the cereal box.

What is the nutritional content of human semen

AnimalLover420 · 11-19-2011, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dhomnley

He has probably already banged other chicks, likely one of your "trusted" gfs too.

I bet they laugh about how naive and stupid you are after she gurgles his cum for a while.

Don't believe it now but you'll see the signs soon enough you sweet little thing.

I feel bad that the concept of a loyal man and a woman who keep him happy are completely foreign to you, my poor angry friend.

Is it weird that you using sarcastic terms of endearment toward me creeps me out more than the idea of my "trusted gfs" blowing my husband? But if shit-talking girls on the internet makes you feel better, you just go ahead honeynuts.

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,420 Times in 2,865 Posts	You'd have to make drinking off the Bukake hose a full time job to notice any effects on your weight. It's not a nutsack frappachino, after all. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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