Women!

Mescalito · 11-17-2011, 03:07 AM

This one is for the women out there.. ARE THEY TRUE.. for you?

I found it on stumbleupon..

20 Things Men Don’t Know About Women - The Frisky

Especially this one.. heh

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As soon as we are alone in the house—husband leaves for the office, kids go to school, roommate goes out of town—and we have quality free time knowing no one is going to walk in on us, we masturbate. Sometimes we even just do it if you’re still in the house if that quality free time is never going to come. Usually, it’s while we’re in the bathroom.

I asked my gf and she says that most of them are.. except the one above.. but I don't really believe her.. heh

M

Jester4yall · 11-17-2011, 06:40 AM

The author of that Maxim article is pretty humorous

Mercury · 11-17-2011, 06:57 AM

I'm looking forward to your inevitible erotic asphyxiation thread, M.

**~~Burnt Nugget~~** · 11-17-2011, 07:19 AM

#6. Deep down we really hope that your guy friends secretly want to sleep with us, and very often we will dress for them and subtly flirt just so they will. We don’t want to bone them; we just want them to want us.

sounds right

deadhead94 · 11-17-2011, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Burnt Nugget

#6. Deep down we really hope that your guy friends secretly want to sleep with us, and very often we will dress for them and subtly flirt just so they will. We don’t want to bone them; we just want them to want us.

sounds right

it makes evolutionary sense.

Sir-Ex · 11-17-2011, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Burnt Nugget

We don’t want to bone them; we just want them to want us.

That's bullshit.

Well, bullshit in a general sense in the context of a generalized list.

The Rev · 11-17-2011, 07:34 AM

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When you’re not around, we fart. The longer, the louder and the stinker, the more enjoyable.

The Rev

Jester4yall · 11-17-2011, 07:35 AM

whatever canadian

Mercury · 11-17-2011, 07:47 AM

here's something women wont admit: womens sole power is their reliance on sexuality to attract men. they don't like that to be the case but deep down they know that men are master and they are servant.

The Rev · 11-17-2011, 07:52 AM

I think that goes both ways, Merc. Women are sex objects, but men are success objects. If you don't work hard and make money, as a man, you just aren't going to have as many potential mates to choose from. In that way, man is servant to woman.

The Rev

Mercury · 11-17-2011, 08:05 AM

^but you can still see that men have the upper hand in that even without a mate, a man can support himself. women have a reeeally difficult time surviving on their own. secretly they are desperate for help from a man in life. men just need the sex from a women, everything else he can get for himself.

Lloydy · 11-17-2011, 08:18 AM

So from that I gathered women like to piss blokes off and cause trouble and deep down they're all whores. We already knew this

adventure · 11-17-2011, 08:27 AM

Sorry Mesc that was kind of lame. and for the record my girl has no problem farting in front of me. I would feel bad for her, if she felt like she had to hide it, that would be uncomfortable.

Jester4yall · 11-17-2011, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Lloydy

So from that I gathered women like to piss blokes off and cause trouble and deep down they're all whores. We already knew this

and it was written

AnimalLover420 · 11-17-2011, 09:18 AM

Here are the ones that are true for me personally:

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1. As soon as we are alone in the house—husband leaves for the office, kids go to school, roommate goes out of town—and we have quality free time knowing no one is going to walk in on us, we masturbate. Sometimes we even just do it if you’re still in the house if that quality free time is never going to come. Usually, it’s while we’re in the bathroom.

I actually lol'd because this one was so true. It's become a ritual of sorts on my days off. I don't do it in the bathroom though, I do it at the computer looking at teh pr0n.

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4. When we’re in love, we smell your clothes or the pillow you were sleeping on when you’re not around. If you were to catch us doing this, we’d be mortified.

The mister has to be at work before I do, so when he leaves I roll over to his side of the bed so I can smell him while I go back to sleep. I don't give a shit if he catches me doing it though, in fact I tell him that he smells like win.

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5. We’ve all wished that we could be more open and casual about sex from time to time … maybe go to a swingers party, have a threesome or be a dirty stripper for a night, but with no emotional consequences.

The stripper thing is especially true for me, but it's just a fantasy because I could only let loose if it was a club full of cool people. IRL, I don't think I could get buckwild with a bunch of skeezy bastards staring me down. My man has received a few private performances though.

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6. Deep down we really hope that your guy friends secretly want to sleep with us, and very often we will dress for them and subtly flirt just so they will. We don’t want to bone them; we just want them to want us.

This is a half truth for me. A few of my husband's friends have made it known that they think he got a good one. This one in particular, a single guy who just turned 30, is always talking about how he wants to find a chick like me. He goes on and on about how girls that are both hot AND fun to hang with are so rare. I don't dress for him, we've known this guy forever and he's seen me in my jammies. But I do get a kick out of it.

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7. We are not insulted in the slightest by those catcalls from construction workers, as long as they aren’t rude or nasty. It’s kind of flattering. We also like it when you get a little jealous, to a degree. Not in an irrational or psycho way, just a bit to show you’re protective and you care.

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15. The majority of us don’t really care about how much money you have or make as long as you are kind and emotionally generous and work hard. Laziness and lack of motivation is inherently unsexy.

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17. We love flaws on guys. A little belly, gray hairs, even a receding hairline. It reminds us that we all have body issues and that we shouldn’t be so insecure or hard on ourselves. Being human is cool. But being whiny about your paunch or constantly fussing over your gray temples is as annoying as us always asking, “Does this make me look fat?”

^All true for me. But some of the ones on that list are total bullshit and don't apply to me in any way. Like going out and kissing random strangers while you're in a relationship and thinking it's okay so you shouldn't have to tell, that's seriously uncool because most chicks would flip the fuck out if their man did that to them.

11-17-2011, 06:40 AM	#2 (permalink)
Jester4yall Spark It or Park It Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Africa Posts: 3,654 Thanks: 2,760 Thanked 1,317 Times in 943 Posts	The author of that Maxim article is pretty humorous __________________ http://i.imgur.com/CTV2E.gif In matters of style, swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock. -Thomas Jefferson You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed. - Larry Flynt

11-17-2011, 07:35 AM	#8 (permalink)
Jester4yall Spark It or Park It Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Africa Posts: 3,654 Thanks: 2,760 Thanked 1,317 Times in 943 Posts	whatever canadian __________________ http://i.imgur.com/CTV2E.gif In matters of style, swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock. -Thomas Jefferson You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed. - Larry Flynt

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The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,420 Times in 2,865 Posts	I think that goes both ways, Merc. Women are sex objects, but men are success objects. If you don't work hard and make money, as a man, you just aren't going to have as many potential mates to choose from. In that way, man is servant to woman. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

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Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,976 Thanks: 533 Thanked 2,478 Times in 1,139 Posts	So from that I gathered women like to piss blokes off and cause trouble and deep down they're all whores. We already knew this __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

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adventure Adventure its good Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 4,742 Thanks: 1,852 Thanked 1,465 Times in 1,093 Posts	Sorry Mesc that was kind of lame. and for the record my girl has no problem farting in front of me. I would feel bad for her, if she felt like she had to hide it, that would be uncomfortable. __________________ Coming Full Range

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~~Burnt Nugget~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: North or South Dakota not sure which Posts: 53 Thanks: 5 Thanked 11 Times in 8 Posts	#6. Deep down we really hope that your guy friends secretly want to sleep with us, and very often we will dress for them and subtly flirt just so they will. We don’t want to bone them; we just want them to want us. sounds right

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