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Old 11-17-2011, 04:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The dark homosexual underground

I don't think the general public has any clue just how freaky gay guys get when they aren't worried about fitting in. Most of us only see fags when they're on their best behavior, at work, hanging out in broad daylight. But have you ever seen the beast that lurks within them?

They are the most lustful, decadent, vain, egotistical and sadistic human beings you could possibly imagine. You cannot comprehend their thought patterns and desires. They fucking loooove leather, chains, whips, silk, blood, biting, pain. It's hard to describe though because nobody can bare to see it when they get in the full swing.

You never know where a gay party is, it could be happening right next door, but if only knew what they were doing in there it would turn your world upside down. Homo's don't play by the same rules as straight people. Anything goes. ANYTHING! They party like it's literallyt he end of the world. Cocaine, ecstasy, booze, that's just a warm up for what they're about to do.


I have a suspicion that most homosexual men are secret Satanists. When they smile I see the face of the devil smiling back at me. Their eyes are full of wicked deciption. All of their imagery is latent with this dark motif that is clearly an homage to Lucifer. And I know for a fact that they practice Satanic rituals when they are alone.

Basically gay people are reincarnation of the Whores of Babylon.
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Old 11-17-2011, 04:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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There's definitely a gay mafia.
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Old 11-17-2011, 04:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Merc, just go to some gay bars or clubs and de- closet.
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Old 11-17-2011, 04:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I agree with everything you've just said, except referring to yourself as being in the 'us' column and not in the 'fags' column.
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Old 11-17-2011, 04:38 PM   #5 (permalink)
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damn dude that whole "i read in a thread that merc came out" thing really got to you didnt it?

remind me never to call merc gay he'll go all crazy
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Old 11-17-2011, 06:39 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 11-17-2011, 06:46 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Also, partying like the world is about to end is the only way to party. Anything less and you should be ashamed of yourself.
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Old 11-17-2011, 06:51 PM   #8 (permalink)
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They are the most lustful, decadent, vain, egotistical and sadistic human beings you could possibly imagine.
So... They're you?
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Old 11-17-2011, 06:56 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Merc is not nearly fabulous enough.
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Old 11-17-2011, 07:22 PM   #10 (permalink)
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lol Merc you believe in satan/the devil
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Old 11-17-2011, 07:26 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Merc is not nearly fabulous enough.
Hes struck the perfect balance
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Old 11-17-2011, 08:11 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I'd have to politely disagree.
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Old 11-17-2011, 08:34 PM   #13 (permalink)
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am I gay if I want to marry tim tebow?
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Old 11-17-2011, 09:15 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I think I'm kind of offended by this thread.

Weird.



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Old 11-17-2011, 09:33 PM   #15 (permalink)
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am I gay if I want to marry tim tebow?
Goddammit South I'm trying to hate you.
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Old 11-17-2011, 09:39 PM   #16 (permalink)
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dude. really? man, gay people be crazy!
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you have horrible preconceptions

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Seriously, if I wanted to I could just throw the next gay guy I come across right up against a wall and give him an anal assault and he wouldn't complain one bit.
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Old 11-17-2011, 09:57 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:30 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I for one love gay people.

However this may be the only chance I have to ask; Scatter are you full lesbian or bi-sexual?

I am honestly curious and not trying to troll.

Edit: So not answering is totally an option.
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