People Watching

turmaline · 11-18-2011, 01:14 PM

I went out for a night on the town recently...with a couple of good friends. I must say the best part of the night was hangng out at the sausage stand downtown waiting for our food. n we ate then my friend wanted more so we waited..in the mean time there were two what looked like brothers standing on the corner...they had to have been inbreeds...we were standing there wtching..the one guy is on his phone talking when the other "man" starts trying to eat the sausage on a bun" out of the other dudes hand...and he was holding the food down low so this guy bent over and basically did the "shark bite" on the sausage..he couldn't get it at first so he kept trying...over and over...slopping ketchup and mustard everywhere while the other guy chatted on the phone...it was a comical disgrace. girls were all wearing the same disgraceful wardrobe...high boots short skirts and dirty whore shirts...some going as far as to dance like strippers in the street which i think nis dumb if you arent getting paid. fat ones skinny ones old ones young ones...i know now what not too buy at the clothing stores when going out for an evening on the town...i wish i had had a camera.

I'm an asshole.

Marley$herb · 11-18-2011, 01:20 PM

and when you say you ate out at the sausage stand you really mean....

turmaline · 11-18-2011, 01:25 PM

I was driving to the bank recently when i saw this "blob" in a wheelchair on the side of the street by the bank. Now I don't feel bad for saying "blob" because it was as if she were in the chair not because of disability, but for the fact that she was too lazy to walk anymore...and if she did have some problem with her legs, it would have all been caused psychosymatically... because of her lack of wanting to contribute to anything in regards to living. She reminded me of those people who sue the fast food companies for making them fat. i feel bad for what I say, but all I wanted to do was shoot cheeseburgers at her face while she dangled helplessly over a dunk pool like at a carnival, that if she had fallen into, would slowly drown while we all watched her from the glass window.

Marley$herb · 11-18-2011, 01:30 PM

youre kind of a dick

The Rev · 11-18-2011, 01:34 PM

My wife likes to people watch, but it's always made me uncomfortable to do so. I'm always thinking that the person will notice me looking, and be all, "The fuck you lookin at!!"

The Rev

turmaline · 11-18-2011, 01:36 PM

i dont mean i do it in an obvious way...Rev...the people arent there long enough to know you are watching them...that's the whole point.

**Mafoo** · 11-18-2011, 01:44 PM

i work inside a mall so i people watch alot. lots of odd folks come out to the mall lol

turmaline · 11-18-2011, 01:49 PM

I want to make a book of odd people...photography is where its at...get their now pics. and there youth pics.

Human progression is fucked up.

Marley$herb · 11-18-2011, 01:53 PM

ppl watching in canadas like going to the freak show.

turmaline · 11-18-2011, 01:55 PM

shut up stupid hair face.

The Rev · 11-18-2011, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.T

i dont mean i do it in an obvious way...Rev...the people arent there long enough to know you are watching them...that's the whole point.

I know what you mean. I'm even afraid of getting caught just glancing. I have this pathological fear of people getting angry at me. The weird thing is, tho, it's all just in my head, because when people actually DO get angry at me, it's no big deal. I blame my parents.

The Rev

turmaline · 11-18-2011, 02:51 PM

Fuck yo parents. and I don't understand how people think mullets are still in style...although with the appropriate clothing they are in style..because in the 21st century pretty much everything is in style. but it seems to be the people who wear a mullet are still stuck in the era from wenst they came....they have mullets Ya...but it's like they havent showered since they wore it 30 years ago.

The Rev · 11-18-2011, 02:57 PM

There are few things that tell the world "I love NASCAR" more than a mullet.

The Rev

turmaline · 11-18-2011, 03:00 PM

Yes.

Dhomnley · 11-18-2011, 03:17 PM

Turm, stfu. You are a misanthrope, and there is nothing wrong with that, but not if you are a part of the element of society you hate.

There is nothing funny or appealing about you. What have you done that is so great? Prove to me your iq is above 100.

turmaline · 11-18-2011, 03:19 PM

I'm trying to get my scanner to work but it wont...

The Rev · 11-18-2011, 03:34 PM

Damn, SoK, you're on a roll lately. What's got you so pissed off, man?

The Rev

turmaline · 11-18-2011, 03:41 PM

I am not a "misanthrope".

Mercury · 11-18-2011, 03:42 PM

My living room overlooks two sidewalks, an alley, three parking lots and a huge intersection. I can just sit and watch people go by from the comfort of my la-z-boy, AND watch TV and post on yahooka all at the same time.

one thing I've learned from watching countless people go by is that people love to wear their hoods over their head. I'd say 4/10 people going by, especially the ones walking, wear a hooded sweatshirt and have the hood up. Lots of baseball caps too.

Dhomnley · 11-18-2011, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Rev

Damn, SoK, you're on a roll lately. What's got you so pissed off, man?

The Rev

IDK, winter is upon us and I'm bored. You saw my "fuck the south" thread so that should give you an idea.

11-18-2011, 01:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	People Watching I went out for a night on the town recently...with a couple of good friends. I must say the best part of the night was hangng out at the sausage stand downtown waiting for our food. n we ate then my friend wanted more so we waited..in the mean time there were two what looked like brothers standing on the corner...they had to have been inbreeds...we were standing there wtching..the one guy is on his phone talking when the other "man" starts trying to eat the sausage on a bun" out of the other dudes hand...and he was holding the food down low so this guy bent over and basically did the "shark bite" on the sausage..he couldn't get it at first so he kept trying...over and over...slopping ketchup and mustard everywhere while the other guy chatted on the phone...it was a comical disgrace. girls were all wearing the same disgraceful wardrobe...high boots short skirts and dirty whore shirts...some going as far as to dance like strippers in the street which i think nis dumb if you arent getting paid. fat ones skinny ones old ones young ones...i know now what not too buy at the clothing stores when going out for an evening on the town...i wish i had had a camera. I'm an asshole. __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

11-18-2011, 01:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
Marley$herb thuggin Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: tampa Posts: 1,518 Thanks: 91 Thanked 144 Times in 106 Posts	and when you say you ate out at the sausage stand you really mean.... __________________ i sway the tec wit the Tech and Sway Step away, wet and spray, rep the day Who over debt to pay get swept away Across the whole board like checker play When I blaze your whole sect' arrays Wake Up Show for those who slept away Niggas that met the trey, hit the deck and pray DJ Revolution, spinnin like lead from out the head decay Tearin your neck away, flood up the street wit blood redecorate Until the head of jake investigate

11-18-2011, 01:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	I was driving to the bank recently when i saw this "blob" in a wheelchair on the side of the street by the bank. Now I don't feel bad for saying "blob" because it was as if she were in the chair not because of disability, but for the fact that she was too lazy to walk anymore...and if she did have some problem with her legs, it would have all been caused psychosymatically... because of her lack of wanting to contribute to anything in regards to living. She reminded me of those people who sue the fast food companies for making them fat. i feel bad for what I say, but all I wanted to do was shoot cheeseburgers at her face while she dangled helplessly over a dunk pool like at a carnival, that if she had fallen into, would slowly drown while we all watched her from the glass window. __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

11-18-2011, 01:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
Marley$herb thuggin Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: tampa Posts: 1,518 Thanks: 91 Thanked 144 Times in 106 Posts	youre kind of a dick __________________ i sway the tec wit the Tech and Sway Step away, wet and spray, rep the day Who over debt to pay get swept away Across the whole board like checker play When I blaze your whole sect' arrays Wake Up Show for those who slept away Niggas that met the trey, hit the deck and pray DJ Revolution, spinnin like lead from out the head decay Tearin your neck away, flood up the street wit blood redecorate Until the head of jake investigate

11-18-2011, 01:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,420 Times in 2,865 Posts	My wife likes to people watch, but it's always made me uncomfortable to do so. I'm always thinking that the person will notice me looking, and be all, "The fuck you lookin at!!" The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

11-18-2011, 01:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	i dont mean i do it in an obvious way...Rev...the people arent there long enough to know you are watching them...that's the whole point. __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

11-18-2011, 01:44 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,975 Thanks: 3,776 Thanked 2,652 Times in 1,698 Posts	i work inside a mall so i people watch alot. lots of odd folks come out to the mall lol __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

11-18-2011, 01:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	I want to make a book of odd people...photography is where its at...get their now pics. and there youth pics. Human progression is fucked up. __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

11-18-2011, 01:53 PM	#9 (permalink)
Marley$herb thuggin Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: tampa Posts: 1,518 Thanks: 91 Thanked 144 Times in 106 Posts	ppl watching in canadas like going to the freak show. __________________ i sway the tec wit the Tech and Sway Step away, wet and spray, rep the day Who over debt to pay get swept away Across the whole board like checker play When I blaze your whole sect' arrays Wake Up Show for those who slept away Niggas that met the trey, hit the deck and pray DJ Revolution, spinnin like lead from out the head decay Tearin your neck away, flood up the street wit blood redecorate Until the head of jake investigate

11-18-2011, 01:55 PM	#10 (permalink)
turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	shut up stupid hair face. __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

11-18-2011, 02:51 PM	#12 (permalink)
turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	Fuck yo parents. and I don't understand how people think mullets are still in style...although with the appropriate clothing they are in style..because in the 21st century pretty much everything is in style. but it seems to be the people who wear a mullet are still stuck in the era from wenst they came....they have mullets Ya...but it's like they havent showered since they wore it 30 years ago. __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

11-18-2011, 02:57 PM	#13 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,420 Times in 2,865 Posts	There are few things that tell the world "I love NASCAR" more than a mullet. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

11-18-2011, 03:00 PM	#14 (permalink)
turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	Yes. __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

11-18-2011, 03:17 PM	#15 (permalink)
Dhomnley YaHookan Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 434 Thanks: 19 Thanked 112 Times in 84 Posts	Turm, stfu. You are a misanthrope, and there is nothing wrong with that, but not if you are a part of the element of society you hate. There is nothing funny or appealing about you. What have you done that is so great? Prove to me your iq is above 100.

11-18-2011, 03:19 PM	#16 (permalink)
turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	I'm trying to get my scanner to work but it wont... __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".

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11-18-2011, 03:34 PM	#17 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,865 Thanks: 5,018 Thanked 5,420 Times in 2,865 Posts	Damn, SoK, you're on a roll lately. What's got you so pissed off, man? The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

11-18-2011, 03:41 PM	#18 (permalink)
turmaline hotdog! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CANADA Posts: 1,674 Thanks: 513 Thanked 927 Times in 536 Posts	I am not a "misanthrope". __________________ "I'd rather a frontallabotomy...th an a bottleinfrontofme".